Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn: I don’t even know

February 25th, 2008 // 102 Comments

Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn were spotted together at Elton John’s Oscar after-party. I was there and it was a blast until Jack Nicholson had sex with an ice sculpture. Then it was the greatest party known to man. Anyway, Petra used to date James Blunt and now she’s on to Sean Penn. I guess she likes dudes who are ugly as sin. That counts me out because I’m as beautiful as, uh, non-sin? I dunno. I tried to look up “non-sin” in the Bible but my hands started burning. Mostly because my roommate was pouring acids on my hands. It’s his way of letting me know we’re out of beer. He’s good people.

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  1. Gerald_Tarrant

    She has no taste and he has no conscience.

  2. Who gives a shits. Why is this even here. Can’t the Fish function if there are no Britney stories to post??

  3. mimi

    FISH U SUK!

  4. fergernauster

    Psssshhllllpppphhhhh.

    This particular Superfish writer sucks the biggie.

  5. Quinn

    What’s with these women and lipstick that clashes with all surroundings…

  6. Anal Fistula

    @2, forget about britney, eh? this site has waaaay too much of shitney already.

    and czech supermodels can do whatever they want. particularly if it involves her being a naked vampire in Blade 4 or something like that.

  7. no thank you

    I don’t like her, I don’t find her to be anything special.
    She’s in the same league of looks as Sean Penn IMO.

  8. huh?

    Petra looks like Miss Potato Head, I don’t know what’s surprising.

  9. A grumpy fuckface and a shiny yellow banana.
    WHO FUCKING CARES????

  10. Arligt

    I am almost first. But I don’t give a shrimp about it – quite cool though that no one else has yet…

    Hmm, Fish’s jokes are not so hilarious longer. Damnit, I have been waitng the whole week-end for news and funny comments. And my eyes are totaly fucked up now by watching Will Ferrels furry chest. I kinda runned out of anti-eye-brun-drops after the hundred time I checked the frontpage during the saturday “/ ..

  11. fergernauster

    Just figured out her only flaw.

    Her neck is too short.

    Even pretty girls have faults.

  12. scumbag

    guess she likes her blow then.

  13. hmm

    # you forgot that her head and face are shaped like a total fucking potato.
    And that the only thing pretty about her is the makeup and lipstick she’s wearing.

  14. She’s just a gold digger with a gold dress…

    http://www.cafepress.com/teepod

  15. hmmm

    #11 you forgot that her head and face are shaped like a total fucking potato.
    And that the only thing pretty about her is the makeup and lipstick she’s wearing.

  16. will

    @14-FUCK YOU, SPAMMER.

    And fish, your writing blows. How original to talk about how much beer you drink. Here, have a hero cookie.

  17. madonna hates you but loves your money

    seriously, that dress is hideous. how quickly he rolled off of one vag and on top of another.

  18. commish

    That yellow bedazzled monstrosity she’s sporting looks like it was fitted by a group of seventh grade home ec students.

  19. Rat

    She’s a starfucker!

  20. RENEE

    I never understood her appeal. No, she’s not uggo, but she’s certainly not amazingly beautiful, nor does she have an amazing figure. And the dress she’s wearing clearly highlights her worst figure flaws. Look at that wide ass waist! Not very impressive. Her taste in men is pretty bad though, I have to admit. She can do way better than the doofs she’s hooking up with. But then, some women actually like ugly men…weird…

  21. jrz

    I hear she’s clingy.

    get it? Tsunami…….clinging to palm tree for hours….clingy?

    nevemind.

  22. hot pudding

    #14

    she may be a gold digger but he’s dating a girl 20 years his junior which means these two shallow people are perfect for each other.

    it’s always seemed creepy to me how men desperately want to have significantly younger women. i bet if the age of consent was lowered to 12, there would be a lot of 20 somethings getting traded in.

  23. dk

    You all know that if Petra Nemcova walked up to you in a bar, you’d fall over yourselves trying to get her number.

  24. yuck mouth

    actually no, dk. i wouldn’t fall all over myself for her cause she looks like a chipmunk. and chipmunks are not sexy. ever. period!

  25. Rhyzzy

    Well. I have seen their profiles on millionairefriends.com. It’s a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people. It is said they have major crush there.

  26. Auntie Kryst

    I wonder if the two of them arrived at the party in a little boat?

  27. grobpilot

    Fuck that ugly, traitorous piece of shit. And what the fuck makes this model think she’ll have such a great life with this turd?

  28. fergernauster

    Enough of this lemon-tart.

    Let’s chat about Ellen Page’s gayness and piss-poor fashion taste.

  29. jlb

    ” guess she likes dudes who are ugly as sin.”
    Worse…she’s a Liberal

  30. Lucy

    The hair…the face…the dress… I must be missing something.

  31. rachel

    i was surprised to see so many negative comments about the writing, because to be honest, the title itself made me laugh out loud.

  32. ouch

    You go, Sean Penn…rinse that out!

    All the ugly guys around the world salute you…and have a little more hope for their future.

  33. fergernauster

    ELLEN PAGE is gay!!!

    Just like ELLEN DeGENERES!!!

    Discuss…

  34. einstein

    #27

    the “next” bitch always thinks her vagina is more magical than the “previous” bitches, therefore falsely believing she will be the “last” bitch. but as long as there is a “new” bitch alive, you’re never really secure cause “new” trumps “already banged” any day.

  35. curious

    #32

    what does “rinse that out” mean?

  36. fergernauster

    Ellen Page’s Oscar gown, hair and accessories were not Oscar-worthy.

    And that is why she did not win.

    That… and because she is a cute little dyke.

  37. kitty kitty

    only some poor eastern european would think that tacky outfit was a hit. she must be easy to impress. he probably let her get extra cheddar biscuits at red lobster. who couldn’t love a man like that?

  38. kitty kitty

    only some poor eastern european would think that tacky outfit was a hit. she must be easy to impress. he probably let her get extra cheddar biscuits at red lobster. who couldn’t love a man like that?

  39. fergernauster

    C’mon. Give credit where it’s due.

    Sean Penn’s ugliness has not changed in… say… 20 years.

    What is that plown’s “beauty” secret?

  40. D. Richards (Slob.)

    I take back every goddamn thing I’ve ever said about Petra Nemcova. The fucking whore should have been digested by a scavenging Tiger shark along with her photographer boyfriend in late December of 2004. Tsunamis rule, Petra!

    Sean Penn is such a doushe (I spell it with a ‘S’). He’s a wannabe political activist actor born to wealthy parents in Malibu. An actor his entire life, Sean has no concept of real life. Penn is only interested in politics because it helps him to look more like an actor, instead of by actually caring for causes. Politics are what wealthy people do: He knows that.

  41. amma

    Hahahah, Go Sean Penn!–that being said, while Petra is not ugly, in the world of Eastern European supermodels, she is pretty much the last rung on the ladder. Frankly, even Sienna Miller {Sean’s other “friend”} kinda out does her looks-wise, which is saying a lot because I’m not her biggest fan either.

  42. fergernauster

    ELLEN PAGE IS A LESBIAN!!!

  43. D. Richards (C'mon.)

    #41? You’re obvious an obese, grandmother-pantied woman of your early thirties who is constantly being reminded of your beauty, or lack-off, by the look of your flabby, paper mached body.

    You know Petra’s gorgeous.

  44. Son-of D. Richards

    Lack-of*

  45. lmfao

    Miss Potato Head anyone?

  46. stephanie

    Robin Wright was and still is beautiful… but he had to go and divorce her. :(

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  49. PK1

    She looks somewhat like Robin Wright when she did Princess Bride. Robin will always be so much prettier and classier, IMO….although Petra seems like a nice enough person…

    Petra’s mid-section looks kind of thick to me?? Esp in this pic, it looks like the middle bulges out? Makes one wonder.

    http://thesuperficial.com/2008/02/petra_nemcova_and_sean_penn.php?bfm_index=7

  50. commish

    47/48

    Is your comment relevent to the post because Petra is modeling the custom car cover for the “new” beetle in the above pics?

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