Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn were spotted together at Elton John’s Oscar after-party. I was there and it was a blast until Jack Nicholson had sex with an ice sculpture. Then it was the greatest party known to man. Anyway, Petra used to date James Blunt and now she’s on to Sean Penn. I guess she likes dudes who are ugly as sin. That counts me out because I’m as beautiful as, uh, non-sin? I dunno. I tried to look up “non-sin” in the Bible but my hands started burning. Mostly because my roommate was pouring acids on my hands. It’s his way of letting me know we’re out of beer. He’s good people.
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Gerald_Tarrant | February 25, 2008 at 12:02 pm
She has no taste and he has no conscience.
Jimbo | February 25, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Who gives a shits. Why is this even here. Can’t the Fish function if there are no Britney stories to post??
mimi | February 25, 2008 at 12:03 pm
FISH U SUK!
fergernauster | February 25, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Psssshhllllpppphhhhh.
This particular Superfish writer sucks the biggie.
Quinn | February 25, 2008 at 12:07 pm
What’s with these women and lipstick that clashes with all surroundings…
Anal Fistula | February 25, 2008 at 12:07 pm
@2, forget about britney, eh? this site has waaaay too much of shitney already.
and czech supermodels can do whatever they want. particularly if it involves her being a naked vampire in Blade 4 or something like that.
no thank you | February 25, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I don’t like her, I don’t find her to be anything special.
She’s in the same league of looks as Sean Penn IMO.
huh? | February 25, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Petra looks like Miss Potato Head, I don’t know what’s surprising.
LadyJane | February 25, 2008 at 12:09 pm
A grumpy fuckface and a shiny yellow banana.
WHO FUCKING CARES????
Arligt | February 25, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I am almost first. But I don’t give a shrimp about it – quite cool though that no one else has yet…
Hmm, Fish’s jokes are not so hilarious longer. Damnit, I have been waitng the whole week-end for news and funny comments. And my eyes are totaly fucked up now by watching Will Ferrels furry chest. I kinda runned out of anti-eye-brun-drops after the hundred time I checked the frontpage during the saturday “/ ..
fergernauster | February 25, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Just figured out her only flaw.
Her neck is too short.
Even pretty girls have faults.
scumbag | February 25, 2008 at 12:12 pm
guess she likes her blow then.
hmm | February 25, 2008 at 12:12 pm
# you forgot that her head and face are shaped like a total fucking potato.
And that the only thing pretty about her is the makeup and lipstick she’s wearing.
Geoff | February 25, 2008 at 12:12 pm
She’s just a gold digger with a gold dress…
http://www.cafepress.com/teepod
hmmm | February 25, 2008 at 12:13 pm
#11 you forgot that her head and face are shaped like a total fucking potato.
And that the only thing pretty about her is the makeup and lipstick she’s wearing.
will | February 25, 2008 at 12:16 pm
@14-FUCK YOU, SPAMMER.
And fish, your writing blows. How original to talk about how much beer you drink. Here, have a hero cookie.
madonna hates you but loves your money | February 25, 2008 at 12:18 pm
seriously, that dress is hideous. how quickly he rolled off of one vag and on top of another.
commish | February 25, 2008 at 12:18 pm
That yellow bedazzled monstrosity she’s sporting looks like it was fitted by a group of seventh grade home ec students.
Rat | February 25, 2008 at 12:20 pm
She’s a starfucker!
RENEE | February 25, 2008 at 12:20 pm
I never understood her appeal. No, she’s not uggo, but she’s certainly not amazingly beautiful, nor does she have an amazing figure. And the dress she’s wearing clearly highlights her worst figure flaws. Look at that wide ass waist! Not very impressive. Her taste in men is pretty bad though, I have to admit. She can do way better than the doofs she’s hooking up with. But then, some women actually like ugly men…weird…
jrz | February 25, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I hear she’s clingy.
get it? Tsunami…….clinging to palm tree for hours….clingy?
nevemind.
hot pudding | February 25, 2008 at 12:22 pm
#14
she may be a gold digger but he’s dating a girl 20 years his junior which means these two shallow people are perfect for each other.
it’s always seemed creepy to me how men desperately want to have significantly younger women. i bet if the age of consent was lowered to 12, there would be a lot of 20 somethings getting traded in.
dk | February 25, 2008 at 12:22 pm
You all know that if Petra Nemcova walked up to you in a bar, you’d fall over yourselves trying to get her number.
yuck mouth | February 25, 2008 at 12:26 pm
actually no, dk. i wouldn’t fall all over myself for her cause she looks like a chipmunk. and chipmunks are not sexy. ever. period!
Rhyzzy | February 25, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Well. I have seen their profiles on millionairefriends.com. It’s a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people. It is said they have major crush there.
Auntie Kryst | February 25, 2008 at 12:28 pm
I wonder if the two of them arrived at the party in a little boat?
grobpilot | February 25, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Fuck that ugly, traitorous piece of shit. And what the fuck makes this model think she’ll have such a great life with this turd?
fergernauster | February 25, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Enough of this lemon-tart.
Let’s chat about Ellen Page’s gayness and piss-poor fashion taste.
jlb | February 25, 2008 at 12:33 pm
” guess she likes dudes who are ugly as sin.”
Worse…she’s a Liberal
Lucy | February 25, 2008 at 12:33 pm
The hair…the face…the dress… I must be missing something.
rachel | February 25, 2008 at 12:33 pm
i was surprised to see so many negative comments about the writing, because to be honest, the title itself made me laugh out loud.
ouch | February 25, 2008 at 12:33 pm
You go, Sean Penn…rinse that out!
All the ugly guys around the world salute you…and have a little more hope for their future.
fergernauster | February 25, 2008 at 12:34 pm
ELLEN PAGE is gay!!!
Just like ELLEN DeGENERES!!!
Discuss…
einstein | February 25, 2008 at 12:35 pm
#27
the “next” bitch always thinks her vagina is more magical than the “previous” bitches, therefore falsely believing she will be the “last” bitch. but as long as there is a “new” bitch alive, you’re never really secure cause “new” trumps “already banged” any day.
curious | February 25, 2008 at 12:37 pm
#32
what does “rinse that out” mean?
fergernauster | February 25, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Ellen Page’s Oscar gown, hair and accessories were not Oscar-worthy.
And that is why she did not win.
That… and because she is a cute little dyke.
kitty kitty | February 25, 2008 at 12:40 pm
only some poor eastern european would think that tacky outfit was a hit. she must be easy to impress. he probably let her get extra cheddar biscuits at red lobster. who couldn’t love a man like that?
kitty kitty | February 25, 2008 at 12:40 pm
only some poor eastern european would think that tacky outfit was a hit. she must be easy to impress. he probably let her get extra cheddar biscuits at red lobster. who couldn’t love a man like that?
fergernauster | February 25, 2008 at 12:40 pm
C’mon. Give credit where it’s due.
Sean Penn’s ugliness has not changed in… say… 20 years.
What is that plown’s “beauty” secret?
D. Richards (Slob.) | February 25, 2008 at 12:41 pm
I take back every goddamn thing I’ve ever said about Petra Nemcova. The fucking whore should have been digested by a scavenging Tiger shark along with her photographer boyfriend in late December of 2004. Tsunamis rule, Petra!
Sean Penn is such a doushe (I spell it with a ‘S’). He’s a wannabe political activist actor born to wealthy parents in Malibu. An actor his entire life, Sean has no concept of real life. Penn is only interested in politics because it helps him to look more like an actor, instead of by actually caring for causes. Politics are what wealthy people do: He knows that.
amma | February 25, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Hahahah, Go Sean Penn!–that being said, while Petra is not ugly, in the world of Eastern European supermodels, she is pretty much the last rung on the ladder. Frankly, even Sienna Miller {Sean’s other “friend”} kinda out does her looks-wise, which is saying a lot because I’m not her biggest fan either.
fergernauster | February 25, 2008 at 12:45 pm
ELLEN PAGE IS A LESBIAN!!!
D. Richards (C'mon.) | February 25, 2008 at 12:51 pm
#41? You’re obvious an obese, grandmother-pantied woman of your early thirties who is constantly being reminded of your beauty, or lack-off, by the look of your flabby, paper mached body.
You know Petra’s gorgeous.
Son-of D. Richards | February 25, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Lack-of*
lmfao | February 25, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Miss Potato Head anyone?
stephanie | February 25, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Robin Wright was and still is beautiful… but he had to go and divorce her. :(
lovely | February 25, 2008 at 1:13 pm
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lovely | February 25, 2008 at 1:13 pm
If you’re interested in the VW beetle, follow-up on the freshly relaunched http://lovelybeetle.blogspot.com,
PK1 | February 25, 2008 at 1:13 pm
She looks somewhat like Robin Wright when she did Princess Bride. Robin will always be so much prettier and classier, IMO….although Petra seems like a nice enough person…
Petra’s mid-section looks kind of thick to me?? Esp in this pic, it looks like the middle bulges out? Makes one wonder.
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/02/petra_nemcova_and_sean_penn.php?bfm_index=7
commish | February 25, 2008 at 1:16 pm
47/48
Is your comment relevent to the post because Petra is modeling the custom car cover for the “new” beetle in the above pics?