Petra Nemcova and James Blunt hate their fans

February 26th, 2007 // 70 Comments

Last Friday in Los Angeles James Blunt and Petra Nemcova reportedly ran over a guy’s foot who was trying to get their autograph. According to witnesses Blunt and Nemcova then drove off without even checking to see if the injured fan was okay (he wasn’t, he was rolled away on a gurney).

I’m guessing they didn’t bother checking on the guy because they were both too busy trying to figure out why or how they were with the other person. No matter how many times I see Petra Nemcova and James Blunt together I’m never gonna understand it. My brain just can’t comprehend why she would choose to be with him. I might as well be looking at a picture of a dog walking a person. Dogs don’t walk people! It’s crazy!


  1. llllllllll

    I wish her long lost sunami fiance would reappear and slap her with his soggy d!@k

  2. RichPort

    Whoa, whoa, whoa people! What’s with the wave of contempt? You shouldn’t try to pour so much water on their starlit fire. This earthquake of criticism and the resulting deluge of negativity is strange and unwarranted… it’s not like she left he boyfriend to rot on a beach while she sexed it up with Blunt. Her fiance left her to pursue a career in deep sea diving. Don’t you know her career is hanging on for dear life on the proverbial palm tree? I’m sure she feels like she’s swimming against a torrent of destruction. Go easy on her. Geeeeez…

  3. jrzmommy

    18–what’s the word I’m looking for…..what is it…..oh! Yeah….DUH!

  4. wtf

    She mistook James Blunt for a huge blunt shaped like a man because she was just looking to get high

  5. TashaVin`

    You people are insane. His music is amazing – Get off the bandwagon and use the brain you were given, and don’t just go with the flow and say the same shit as everyone else. Besides – Are you better looking than him? and her? No, I’m not, but it’s like all she has going for her is her boobs (note how they are on display, intentionally – Like Hey, look at THESE, not him! (not that those arent almost great boobs, anyway))

  6. BarbadoSlim

    @55…Are you crazy? Is that your problem?

  7. MrSemprini

    All that I can say about James Blunt is… who? Not only have I never heard of him, my therapist has never heard of him. My therapist makes me nervous. If you look, it says THE RAPIST. And, I am not comfortable with that unless I can get some Percodan. Or Xanax.

    Hey, who is her chiropractor? She’s got to have a serious hunch from slumping next to that shrimp. What is she, like 2 feet taller than him? Throw him back in the midget pool, lady.

  8. LL

    Well, I think anyone with sight can see why he’s with her. I’m sure she has other lovely qualities, but the most important ones are right below her chin (and I guess she’s pretty good looking, too). As for him, he’s OK, he’s not a troll, IMO. There’s a fairly long list of British dudes I’d rather hook up with than him, but whatever. To each her (or his) own.

    Oh, and she is WEARING that dress. Nice.

  9. 86

    I love how tall chicks always have to strike the most retarded poses to keep from looking taller than their midget boyfriends.

  10. James Blunt should be caned.

  11. Proteon


    “The rapist for 500 alex”

    “That’s Therapist Mr. Connery”

  12. Clete

    It gives hope to all us commoners. (like James the one hit wonder is not a commoner at this point in time). Her boyfriend who perished tragically in the tsumani was gorgeous. Now she is happy with James? Whatver! Good for her and he hit the big time.

  13. Dread Pirate Robert

    Um, the dude with the broken foot was a celeb stalker blocking the car with his body and pounding on the hood trying to get autographs to sell on eBay to feed his drug habit.

    Shoulda backed up and hit him again.

  14. Sheva

    No way no how anyone convinces me that Petra ain’t the bomb.

    European girls like her have America ho’s beat.

  15. belle

    I love how she kept him in the first two, but then shoved him away for the last ones. Haha. He is uggggly and I hated his damn song.

  16. Mick

    #55 your the one who’s brainwashed, his music is shit and his voice sounds like a 2 year old. His lyrics sound like a greeting card.

  17. Why are you continually tormenting us? Must we constantly be reminded that this megahot chick is dating the kind of dork that even Mr. Rogers would make fun of?

  18. LudivineKla

    shes stunning hes a freak who got famous on the back of one lame song, why?

  19. SuperChic

    James Blunt looks like Charles Manson’s kid, just slap a swastika on his head and they could be father-son twins. The creepy photo with him and Petra looks like he’s going to take her home and chop her up in itty-bitty pieces and then make another song, “your beautiful, your beautiful, you taste so good, yum-yum.”

  20. please, sue the hell out of them…please

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