Petra Nemcova and James Blunt break up

October 17th, 2006 // 96 Comments
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Petra Nemcova and James Blunt have reportedly broken up after Blunt allegedly cheated on her with a string of girls, including Australian TV presenter Tania Zaetta. A source tells Britain’s Mail:

“Rumours got back to Petra that James had been partying with loads of gorgeous girls in Ibiza over the summer. They had a huge row during London Fashion Week last month and now it is all over.” According to close friends, the singer is desperate to work things out with Petra, but the 27-year-old model is unsure whether she can trust him again. The source added: “She’s agreed to meet him a couple of times to try to work things out but it isn’t looking good.”

Just to be clear it was James Blunt that cheated. On Petra Nemcova. This isn’t like Kevin Connolly cheating on Nicky Hilton. This is like a Ford Taurus cheating on a Ferrari. Like my 4-year-old cousin’s finger painting cheating on the fucking Mona Lisa. The only world where stuff like this is supposed to happen is the world where ice cream tastes like broccoli and rain falls up.


  1. NipsyHustle

    # 39 & # 39—-i wouldn’t put it past my mother to rim mountain goats cause she’s a bit on the easy side. but she’s surely smart enough not to put her mouth on anything from “down under”.

    hey, if you’re part of that small percentage of aussie’s that doesn’t have herpes, lucky you. get out while you can. but hey, your own country has up plenty of sites about the epidemic. don’t hate the messenger.

  2. Ivana Mandalay

    Maybe James Blunt dumped her because he got sick and tired of her wearing the same fucking skirt everyday. He couldn’t get his otter-cock into her tree-hugging splintered gash cuz the skirt was stuck to it. Petra…you’re a model for god’s sake, you have some money…buy more clothing.

  3. sonya

    I want to go to England just so that I can have a big nasty fight out in front of everybody and have someone say that I had a “row”. Hee hee

  4. shameshame

    That’s not a supermodel. That’s a whiny cross-eyed average puffy bitch whose lips are cracked either from fucking whining, or gripping james’s blunt because she started to cry when she “hurd deez werds”. i swear to fucking god, that is a quote. she said she started to cry when she heard his music and how beautiful it was and how beautiful his soul is. oh my god! we can add stupid bitch to her roster of credentials as well. (that’s how he gets her to want to sleep with him)
    And that’s not a musician. what the hell is it..i don’t know i just know that i want to throw up whenever i see or hear him.

  5. Is it me, or does anyone else thing that Blunt’s song “Goodbye My Lover” was written for Petra’s old boyfriend who was killed in the tsunami?

    If not, that’s a big coinky-dink.

  6. *thing = think

    Cripes.

  7. HollyJ

    Tania’s the fucking troll under the bridge.. NASTY! I’m POSITIVE she has only sac and pole. Positive.

    If not, she’s just the ugliest box-faced XXY herm that ever lived. EW!

    Petra’s not a ton better though.

    And he’s a short ugly unclean mo-fo.

    So all-in-all, it’s perfect.. but who the F cares?

  8. tsarinaamanda

    Oh my GOD. I just went to Sarah Jean’s blog, and no WONDER you all hated her so much. I have to say, without a doubt, she is the STUPIDEST BITCH on Earth! If you haven’t gone recently, GO! She posted some shit about not being allowed to go trick-or-treating as a kid, or being allowed to even eat candy! And then she posted something calling non-Christians (ie: Pagans) BARBARIANS. What a fucking TWAT, I AM a NON-Christian, and I am NOT a fucking barbarian. And she wonders why people hate her so much, I’d like to see her be dumped in a pit of acid then tied to an anthill with honey poured on her. Fucking cunt. And she called all the Superfish posters “little people” who have no lives, or something like that. So I HAD to comment on her blog, because she’s just SO stupid. My heartfelt thanks to ALL of you who ran that stupid twat off this site, so that it’s relatively moron-free.

  9. PongGod

    The possible explanation for this insanity is that the little dweeb is packing 12″ in his britches.

  10. BarbadoSlim

    #59…Sadly it doesn’t have anything to do with penis size, if it did, i’d be swimming in models RIGHT NOW.

    What it does have to do is with the hypnotic effect that any unwashed sleazebag with a guitar has over women. Didn’t you have guys like that in you high school or college?

  11. krisdylee

    BigJim: BC bud, baby, all the way….

  12. InstantAsshat-AddFame

    ROFL! No, BarbadoSlim, I called him an ‘artist.’ Those little bracket-thingies are for people who think they are Artists. I should really explain my own personal language from time to time, shouldn’t I?

    Britney Spears is a ‘good mother.’
    Sienna Miller is a ‘famous actress.’
    Lindsat Lohan is a ‘serious actress.’

    Oh hey, tsarinaamanda, have you seen Sarah-Jean’s other blog?

    http://thehousewife.blogsplot.net/?page_id=8

    Sarah-Jean is a ‘fashionista.’

    Bwahahahaha!

  13. kristaldmix

    @58…I just recently started logging on this site & missed the SJ fiasco but caught several references to it. So out of curiosity I went back and found her blog, on which she states she contacted the FBI. THE FB-FUCKING-I!! I dont know what y’all did but you must’ve punked her ass pretty good.

    Blunt reminds me of the creepy guy in my brit lit class with greasy hair that would breathe heavily and draw pictures of me in his notebook. Douchebag.

  14. C’mon, you’ve never heard of an insecure guy who finally comes into his own and gets a beautiful girl only to ruin the relationship testing how many more he can land? Classic textbook.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  15. InstantAsshat-AddFame

    Lindsat? Typo!

    Lindsat Lohat…wish it was Lindsat Lowskirt, because I’m sick and fucking tired of being ‘treated’ to views of her hoo-hoo.

    Hey, how come the Fish never had an entry for Michael Jackson in high heels and a sunhat?

  16. InstantAsshat-AddFame

    kristaldmix — It was Angry Ferret Jones. It was classic. he took all the dumb pics she had on her site and made a new blog for her out of them. Pics of her family, her husband, her dog, the camper she lives in, her address, phone number, her in-laws names, you name it. Anything she was stupid enough to post on a public blog.

    He probably taught her a really good lesson about internet safety. If she was capable of learning, which I doubt. ‘Fashionistas’ tend to be a bit vapid.

    Anyone still have a link to Ferret’s blog of her?

  17. PrincessMuMu

    Err, Nipsy, where do you get your stats from, you racist ignorant piece of shit?

  18. kristaldmix

    Yea I looked at her blog. Not like my myspace is the shit or anything but it’s better than that. And who nowadays is dumb enough to post personal stuff all over the web anyways? MENSA candidate she is not.

    Holistic you are 100% dead on. I spent the first half of my college years taking on “those guys” because I didnt know any better. But I learned my lesson. Petra will too. Now I prefer to take on a bottle of jack. Cheers!

  19. sexybitch

    If SJ is such a hotshot “fashionista” how scome she doesn’t know they’re “pedal pushers” (as in bikes) and not “peddle pushers (as in her crystal meth sales to kids). Auf Wiedersehen, silly twat.

  20. Let’s hope rain starts falling up as of now!

  21. @63 kristaldmix – To see where the whole Sarah-Jean thing started:

    http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/matthew_mcconaughey_and_penelo_1.html

    Start with post #15.

  22. Dory

    Wow I just read the thing about this petra chick hanging onto a tree during the tsunami… thats intense.

    and petra dear. Don’t sweat it, your a supermodel and he is Uuuuuuuuuuuuugly (said like on the lion king) there are plenty of blokes out there begging for you, some of them are hot too unlike idiot.

  23. Dory

    #67 as much as i would like to say FU to nipsy for bagging out australian’s seeing as I am one myself he’s right. Havn’t you heard it on the news here about STI infection levels rapidly rising in australia. Sucks eh. I’m one of the lucky 30% though, why, cause I use condoms. That’s what they are for!

  24. kristaldmix

    ok i clicked on the link and read….wow. its just soo…wow >pouring another drinkok i clicked on the link and read….wow. its just soo…wow >pouring another drink< Still, she hired the FBI?? Gimme a break. Bitch needs to get over herself. I bookmarked the fashion link for later, when I need a good laugh.

  25. kristaldmix

    ok i clicked on the link and read….wow. its just soo…wow >pouring another drinkok i clicked on the link and read….wow. its just soo…wow >pouring another drink< Still, she hired the FBI?? Gimme a break. Bitch needs to get over herself. I bookmarked the fashion link for later, when I need a good laugh.

  26. Flip21

    Reminds me of the time Laetitia Casta broke up with Harland Williams because she thought he was cheating on him.

    OH WAIT THAT NEVER HAPPENED BECAUSE SUPERMODELS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO DATE UGLY PSEUDO-CELEBRITIES

  27. ImaCracka

    If it wasnt for him being famous she would not piss on his teeth if his gums were on fire

    And to tell you the truth….To look at him i thought he was a homo

  28. mrlithium

    james blunt so doesnt give a crap about petra nemcova… why date 1 person when he can be out all over the world screwing as many hot women as possible while anyone still knows his name instead of going back to the way it was before, being referred to as that ugly hairy guy with bad t-shirts.

  29. NipsyHustle

    #67—- racist piece of shit? you really know how to make the kids cry on the playground. it’s on the inside that i cry.

    dory the aussie (#73) agrees that australia is fucked. fortunately, dory isn’t part of the problem there. but you’re all bent out of shape. why? do you have “the gift”? don’t hate me, hate your loose morals for your downfall.

    princess mumu, 63% of girls who call themselves fake royal titles are usually BBW and ugly. 43% are children under 15. 99% of them think that having a plastic tiara and $100 in the bank makes them royality. sorry it just makes you a broke bitch trapped in the land of make believe. but something tells me , you really ARE special so you can get 100% of deez nuts all up in your mouth. how do you like them stats, pussycat?

  30. BarbadoSlim

    hehehehe #79….best use of statistics for comedic effect I’ve ever seen on the Superfish.
    100% funny with a 25% chance of it being understood by mathematically impaired americans.

  31. BigJim

    princessmumu?

    Uh, isn’t a mumu something that morbidly obese people wear because they’re so damn fat that regular clothes won’t fit?

    Let’s punt this Valtrex-scarfing whale.

  32. Dr.Rokter

    I’d have stayed with her. But just because the last guy died in a tsunami, meaning it would be statistically less probable *I’d* die in one. You can’t get that kind of insurance out of most relationships.

  33. BigJim

    Oh, man! I just read the whole Sara Jean gets ass-raped thread.

    I can’t believe I missed that shit. Probably a good thing though, as my wife is getting mighty sick of process servers knocking on our door, and SJ seems like a real litigious bitch.

  34. tsarinaamanda

    @62-
    No, I never saw that site before, but I just clicked on the link…it looks just as pathetic as her other blog. I’ll have to investigate this further, thanks for the link :)

    @63-
    I’m with you, I cannot believe that she contacted the FBI either! What a freaking tard. SHE put her business out there for everyone to see and comment on, but she can’t take the fallout from her actions like an adult, she has to be a whiny little bitch and call the FBI. Not surprising though, after what I read on her “blog”. She apparently thinks that anyone who disagrees with her is WRONG and should not be allowed to live their lives the way they want, unless SHE approves. Her opinion of abortion is a PERFECT example of that, along with the rant on Halloween. If you haven’t read that, go read it, it’s SO PATHETIC. The rant on Bitacle stealing her blogs is also priceless, like anyone would actually WANT to read her shit, much less steal it! She MUST live in a fantasy world! There are just no words to describe how sad she is. And this is a general question for anyone in the know…whatever happened to the fake Sarah-Jean the Lilac Queen site? I tried to find it, and it’s not there any more! Did the FBI REALLY waste their time “investigating” her stupid-assed complaint? I sure hope not, or I’ll be writing an angry letter to my Congressperson, demanding that funding to the FBI be dramatically cut if they can’t find better things to investigate.

    @83-
    Can you imagine having to be the poor guy to sit there and listen to her shit about how she’s being “harassed” and “stalked” online? I think I’d want to kill myself. They’re probably laughing at her, and they probably agree with all the things that have been said. They should sue HER for wasting their time with something so goddamn asinine and trivial.

  35. babydollz217

    who the eff are these ppl?who cares

  36. JB Fletcher

    is it really true about 70 percent of australians have herpes?

    shocking,but it makes sense,i have seen loads of patients who go for a summer trip or for a year and come back with bad warts.awful.

    but i like aussies,they are funny and relaxed(maybe that has something to do with it)and make a mean barbeque.

    having said that,that tania zaetta thing is the worst tranny ive ever seen.drawn on lopsided eyebrows.

    WRONG!.

    petra smoking,way too hot for that squealing gay boy Blunt.

  37. BarbadoSlim

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. Australia = Valtrex Territory

  38. jrzmommy

    I think SJTLQ has a little delusion of grandeur thingy going on.

  39. herbiefrog

    # 0 “The only world where stuff like this is supposed to happen is the world where ice cream tastes like broccoli and rain falls up.”

    hello #0
    like this straight up?

  40. Dory

    I looked up a site yesterday that said the level of exposure to herpes in aust was 76%

  41. cole007

    WHO CARES. By the way, I’m glad I won’t have to see any more posts about how ugly this non-photogenic (non-talented) BLUNT is, and how sad it is that poor pretty death tree tsunami Petra is with the wrong man. Typical case of dump the zero, get with a hero. Petra, try a uglier, older musician. That seems to have worked out for Gene Simmons and that skinny guy from The Cars. Oh, and for Liv Tyler. She is happily with a short troll who treats her like the true princess she is, but she is still cool…. try that on for size. [My hubbie grew up with Liv in Maine, so we know, 'little chubby livvy' was a great kiddo and still is... and she's not as chubby as I am right now, so she rocks.] Get chubby, Petra. Get Chubby.

  42. Hannah

    Oh my goodness, 70% of Aussies having herpes? If only we were all that sexually active!

    Tania Zaetta – average. She had to go to Bollywood to make a bit of a name for herself. And she was the first contestant kicked off Australia’s Dancing With the Stars. It’s just sad.

  43. PrincessMuMu

    #79, I’m not actually Australian, I just live here.
    #81, I wouldn’t know, MU are my friend’s initials.

  44. Queen G

    ref: ‘This is like a Ford Taurus cheating on a Ferrari. Like my 4-year-old cousin’s finger painting cheating on the fucking Mona Lisa. The only world where stuff like this is supposed to happen is the world where ice cream tastes like broccoli and rain falls up.’

    Really? What planet do we live on where anyone could possibly think that Petra is out of James’s league? Whatever happened is their deal, but she is just as lucky to have had a relationship with him as he is with her. Wasn’t too bad on her publicity either.

    It’s a sad thing to see any relationship end, but even more sad that it is analyzed in this way. :)

  45. Truthseeker013

    What did she expect? He’s an Army man.

  46. who and who?….don’t really care

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