Petra Nemcova and James Blunt break up


Petra Nemcova and James Blunt have reportedly broken up after Blunt allegedly cheated on her with a string of girls, including Australian TV presenter Tania Zaetta. A source tells Britain’s Mail:

“Rumours got back to Petra that James had been partying with loads of gorgeous girls in Ibiza over the summer. They had a huge row during London Fashion Week last month and now it is all over.” According to close friends, the singer is desperate to work things out with Petra, but the 27-year-old model is unsure whether she can trust him again. The source added: “She’s agreed to meet him a couple of times to try to work things out but it isn’t looking good.”

Just to be clear it was James Blunt that cheated. On Petra Nemcova. This isn’t like Kevin Connolly cheating on Nicky Hilton. This is like a Ford Taurus cheating on a Ferrari. Like my 4-year-old cousin’s finger painting cheating on the fucking Mona Lisa. The only world where stuff like this is supposed to happen is the world where ice cream tastes like broccoli and rain falls up.