Petra Nemcova and James Blunt are still together

July 24th, 2006 // 50 Comments

Petra Nemcova and James Blunt were spotted in Prague, suggesting Petra might actually be taking this thing seriously. Which is impossible, because James Blunt looks like this. And if something like that can get with Petra Nemcova what’s the point of being outrageously sexy anymore? I might as well just run around in a ferret costume and eat garbage, because apparently we’re living in Crazy World where supermodels are attracted to giant rodent people.


  1. Jaydel

    First bitch!

  2. scrooge

    Anyone will go out with you if you hold their family hostage.

  3. francesfarmer

    who are these people? And why haven’t there been stories on the TMZ/Paris Hilton interview and the Eddie Murphy/Scary Spice engagement? It’s monday morning and I’m bitter

  4. lowtalker

    Girlfriend needs to change her skirt every now and then….

  5. RichPort

    In other news, Petra Nemcova’s brain damage seems to be permanent…

  6. Why do the homeless always seem to date models?

  7. Icognito79

    Does she only own the one skirt?

  8. BarbadoSlim

    Petra’s got them skinny chicken legs.


  9. SpecialAgentWind

    Gosh – why does everything have to be redone. This is just like Rick Ocasek & Paulina Porizkova all over again. I want something original

  10. PapaHotNuts

    This is the equivalent of George Clooney dating Terri Schiavo. After she died.

  11. El drama del Internet

    Whenever I see a couple like this (bum + super model) I jump to the “huge cock conclusion”. But in this case…meeeh.

  12. theparanoir

    james blunt and matthew mcconaughey would make a better couple.

  13. Jacq

    When I think of James Blunt, I see the image of the Mischa “ghost” Barton pic.

    She must have some sort of macular degenerative eye thing where she can barely see him, even when it’s a bright day at the beach.

    He sorta reminds me of Mr. Burns as the “I bring you peace. I bring you love.” alien.

  14. popegoestheweasel

    I’d do them both. I think he’d like that LOL

  15. pinky_nip

    Even if this guy could sing me to multiple orgasms, I’d still be embarrased to be seen in public with him.

  16. I think the guy in the yellow and green shirt who is only sort of in the picture is grabbing her ass.

  17. nc72

    Damn she looks fine. If her heels were any flatter they’d be negative. Wtf was blunt thinking hooking up with Parius? Money talks sometimes I guess…

  18. biatcho

    What the fuck are those nasty ass pointy flats she’s wearing? She needs to date someone who’s like 6’5″ so she can go back to heels. But she could do some serious dick damage with those pointers, which James Blunt probably enjoys using on his anus.

  19. twzzlrgirl

    I think she’s blind.

  20. PapaHotNuts

    Hey Petra, knock knock.

    Who’s there?


    Sue who?

    Sue-nami bitch, grab that fuckin’ tree!

  21. biatcho

    Papa that’s so evil I can taste the delicious.

  22. BarbadoSlim

    I think the words Blunt and taking a shower have only come together just now, in this sentence I just wrote.

  23. Italian Stallion

    @20 **laughing my ass off, then feeling bad, then laughing my ass off again**

  24. BarbadoSlim

    Evil indeed, this is one lucky superbitch, she might as easily still be swimming somewhere near the Bering Strait..

  25. jrzmommy

    20–fucking hilarious.
    Seriously, who is James Blunt?
    So the Superfish guy says he should dress up like a big ferret and eat garbage to get chicks–doesn’t Paris Hilton like garbage-eating ferrets?

  26. The only explanation has to be that she made a pact with the devil to survive the tsunami that took her love away. While clutching that palm tree for eight hours with a broken pelvis, she swore that if Satan would deliver her from her present horror she would find the most pale, effeminate, poorly toothed, scrawny Englishman this side of Pete Doherty and be his fuck bunny. The thing that gets me is from all the pics I’ve seen Blunt is so nonchalant about it, as though no one should be amazed he’s with Petra. He is James Blunt, don’t you know. This generation’s Rick Astley.

  27. AprylA

    #4 & #19
    She’s also wearing a very similar shirt…maybe she is blind. Keeping her clothes and her man simple.

  28. James Blunt got her because he is up on how to woo a woman. I can assure you because of the lack of men who know how, it is no mystery why he has such a beautiful woman.

    For wooing tips-

  29. BarbadoSlim

    @26…BLASPHEMY!! sir have gone TOO FAR, how dare you.

    To compare Rick Astley to this, this walkin tampon is unthinkable.

    shame on you, and good day.

  30. YoMamma

    That guy is the worst. I stick knives in my ears when he comes on the radio.
    The chick is blind AND deaf.
    Tsunamis are a bitch.

  31. YoMamma

    who is rick astley? seriously.

  32. Italian Stallion

    He must hate having to do the laundry all the time, because you know she won’t go near a Laundry Machine. To many bad memories………..

  33. BarbadoSlim

    @31..pop musician, had one hit during late 80′s. Poster boy for the phrase, “shit, I thought he was black”

    Also was a snappy dresser(for the time, he also looked as if he showered, unlike Mr. Blunt)

  34. YoMamma

    is he the never gonna give you up guy?? I love that song!!

  35. BarbadoSlim

    @34..joo got it :)

  36. kickservebt

    With the growth on that guy’s face…you just KNOW she’s not getting it like she should be. What a waste. Someone that fine deserves to have her spleen licked twice a day!

  37. GnugglesBarkley

    James Blunt is hot; but physically these two are mismatched. His head is smaller than hers which is mildly awkward. However I know most normal girls will agree with me when I say he is refreshing in contrast to fruit baskets such as Orlando Bloom and Ashley Parker Angel, whose names alone sound like a couple pressing for same-sex marriage. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, I’d just prefer to do James Blunt. Especially now that he’s slept with Petra and we can pretty much assume he’s harboring WMDs below the belt

  38. Justin Igger

    Wit a last name like Blunt, dis motherfucker is straight in my book, for real though.

  39. Sheva

    It’s Monday and now this.
    She looks terrific. He looks like a geek.
    And her legs and everything especially her skin is awesome.

    I tend to like women with smaller thighs than mine. And since I don’t play soccer anymore, thunder thighs are out of the question.

    Okay, who’s next now to find anything wrong with this fine beautiful Petra. What I like about really great looking women is they look great in just about anything. Put them in a dress or jeans and a t-shirt, it don’t matter.

    As for the dorkster? I’m not going there. Why mess up a perfectly sunny day.

  40. I have no idea who James Blunt is.

  41. Spo

    This almost makes Kate Moss & Pete Doherty look normal. Oh wait, no, no it doesn’t. But it comes close. I just can’t picture James Blunt squirting blood on strangers.

  42. TaiTai

    He just keeps telling her, “You’re beautiful,” over and over. Everybody knows that’s all it takes to please a woman. “You’re beautiful, you’re beautiful.” I mean, if I hear that one more time I think I will vomit.

  43. Ayu Moo

    did anyone realize that she is wearing the same damn skirt in this picture and the one that is linked in the paragraph?

    what kinda model is this…….


  44. joker13

    Aw,she’s dating a short guy and wears flat shoes as well.Too many short guys in the world!
    I love James Blunt!

  45. Swordman

    He obviously has her under the influence of some hypnotic voodoo spell

  46. doomhammer

    You are forgetting that in Hollywierd its all about the THREE C’s.


    Bet your ass he must have alot of one them!

  47. bunnyhugger

    @26 unwashed
    DAMN! fuckbunny! holy shit, how do i change my typekey screen name!

  48. mm2284

    she must be dating him out of pity

  49. smcd6

    Awww, they look so cute together, they’re both so hott! I’d do them both ;)

  50. popegoestheweasel

    Just read where she dumped his skinny cheating ass. Bout time. LOL

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