Peter Sarsgaard knocks up Maggie Gyllenhaal, marries her

Superficial / April 12, 2006

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are engaged and pregnant. I’d elaborate, but that’s pretty much all there is to it. Except that Peter Sarsgaard is also … her twin brother! Bum bum bum!!! Sorry, that was totally inappropriate. I just wish life were more exciting sometimes.