Peter Facinelli is a good sport

November 25th, 2009 // 65 Comments

Since it’s the day before Thanksgiving we’ve reached the point where I’m basically posting whatever the hell I want and you’ll like it. So here’s a sketch form last night’s Attack of the Show starring Twilight’s Peter Facinelli who was remarkably game to poke fun at his gravy train. Although, at the end of the day he gets to go home and bang Jennie Garth, so it’s not like the franchise can take that away from him. Unless, of course, it’s gotten that powerful, in which case, prepare for President McSparkleskin to sweep the 2012 election with his Mandatory Vampire Prom Date platform.

Thanks to Jonah Ray whose turn-ons include puppies and 80s-style montages.

Photos: WENN

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  4. Will a rubber fist do?

  5. Third?


  6. pdxfacehole

    Shit ass bastard beat me. Screw you and the horse you rode in on.

  7. Sixth?


  8. Erica

    Awwww look at those puppies!!

  9. Damnit!

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  11. Danklin24

    Anyone remember when she was hot?

  12. H-Train

    WTF happened to Jennie Garth? I seriously thought the caption was wrong…

  13. 1derwoman

    I recently saw her on a commercial, and she looked fantastic! Here, not so much. She does have a good looking man though

  14. Nancy "Botox" Pelosi

    Jennie Garath is turning into Jocelyn Wildenstein.

    Stop the cosmetic surgery Jennie before its too late.

  15. Hanson Danson

    I would poke her brown eye any time.

  16. cc

    Wasn’t she on Falcon Crest or some shit?

  17. marie

    She should seriously consider hiring a new stylist

  18. Urbanspaceman

    He’s wearing makeup, almost as much as she is!

  19. RebelMinion

    Who the hell is Peter Facinelli?

    And why does he seem to have only one facial expression?

  20. um

    He’s cute in Nurse Jackie…

  21. She’s hot. He’s hot too.

  22. I'm SO CONFUSED!!!!

    I know the woman’s name, but her face is not familiar. Who is this person?

  23. fonzeyfu

    The hair and dress give off a bit of a Pink vibe.

  24. Dee

    HE IS HOT. The end.

  25. haha yup i was actually waiting to see the real choreography of SL too…ohh well at least we got a good laugh…and yess those kicks did get a “WOW” frm me!!

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  27. stephanie

    what’s up with the faux-rihanna hair? it looks horrible on rihanna and it looks just as gross on jennie.. who let her leave the house looking like that? yuck!

  28. Peter Facinelli (born November 26, 1973) is an American actor, best-known as the star of FOX’s 2002 television series Fastlane. He played Carlisle Cullen in the film adaptation of Twilight.Facinelli made his feature film debut in Rebecca Miller’s Angela in 1995 and came to the attention of critics in the TV-movie The Price of Love later that year. In 1996, Facinelli played opposite future wife Jennie Garth in An Unfinished Affair.

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  30. Donk Donkerson

    @ 14 Holy shit you’re right. I knew her face looked familiar but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it.

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    Jennie Garth IS Pink!!

    Do you ever see them in the room together? No.

    Are they both famous for…some reason? Yes.

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  32. Whoa Jennie Garth? She looks so old now, wait, so do I! Where’s Dillon?

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    team carlisle. damn that man is sexy.

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    Jenny never came off as sexy before, until now…and shes extra meaty! That whole look indicate shes in tune with her sexuality…

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