Since it’s the day before Thanksgiving we’ve reached the point where I’m basically posting whatever the hell I want and you’ll like it. So here’s a sketch form last night’s Attack of the Show starring Twilight’s Peter Facinelli who was remarkably game to poke fun at his gravy train. Although, at the end of the day he gets to go home and bang Jennie Garth, so it’s not like the franchise can take that away from him. Unless, of course, it’s gotten that powerful, in which case, prepare for President McSparkleskin to sweep the 2012 election with his Mandatory Vampire Prom Date platform.
Thanks to Jonah Ray whose turn-ons include puppies and 80s-style montages.
Photos: WENN
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Shout out to Shezcrafti | November 25, 2009 at 2:35 pm
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Third?
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Sixth?
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Danklin24 | November 25, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Anyone remember when she was hot?
H-Train | November 25, 2009 at 3:00 pm
WTF happened to Jennie Garth? I seriously thought the caption was wrong…
1derwoman | November 25, 2009 at 3:02 pm
I recently saw her on a commercial, and she looked fantastic! Here, not so much. She does have a good looking man though
Nancy "Botox" Pelosi | November 25, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Jennie Garath is turning into Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Stop the cosmetic surgery Jennie before its too late.
Hanson Danson | November 25, 2009 at 3:45 pm
I would poke her brown eye any time.
cc | November 25, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Wasn’t she on Falcon Crest or some shit?
marie | November 25, 2009 at 4:20 pm
She should seriously consider hiring a new stylist
Urbanspaceman | November 25, 2009 at 4:30 pm
He’s wearing makeup, almost as much as she is!
RebelMinion | November 25, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Who the hell is Peter Facinelli?
And why does he seem to have only one facial expression?
um | November 25, 2009 at 6:23 pm
He’s cute in Nurse Jackie…
paydayone | November 25, 2009 at 7:56 pm
She’s hot. He’s hot too.
I'm SO CONFUSED!!!! | November 25, 2009 at 9:01 pm
I know the woman’s name, but her face is not familiar. Who is this person?
fonzeyfu | November 25, 2009 at 9:45 pm
The hair and dress give off a bit of a Pink vibe.
Dee | November 25, 2009 at 11:19 pm
HE IS HOT. The end.
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haha yup i was actually waiting to see the real choreography of SL too…ohh well at least we got a good laugh…and yess those kicks did get a “WOW” frm me!!
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stephanie | November 26, 2009 at 1:40 am
what’s up with the faux-rihanna hair? it looks horrible on rihanna and it looks just as gross on jennie.. who let her leave the house looking like that? yuck!
Force factor | November 26, 2009 at 5:06 am
Peter Facinelli (born November 26, 1973) is an American actor, best-known as the star of FOX’s 2002 television series Fastlane. He played Carlisle Cullen in the film adaptation of Twilight.Facinelli made his feature film debut in Rebecca Miller’s Angela in 1995 and came to the attention of critics in the TV-movie The Price of Love later that year. In 1996, Facinelli played opposite future wife Jennie Garth in An Unfinished Affair.
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Donk Donkerson | November 26, 2009 at 10:45 am
@ 14 Holy shit you’re right. I knew her face looked familiar but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it.
Ram Punchington | November 26, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Jennie Garth IS Pink!!
Do you ever see them in the room together? No.
Are they both famous for…some reason? Yes.
Point Proven.
Detective Punchington Out.
Pet Society Help | November 26, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Whoa Jennie Garth? She looks so old now, wait, so do I! Where’s Dillon?
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