Since it’s the day before Thanksgiving we’ve reached the point where I’m basically posting whatever the hell I want and you’ll like it. So here’s a sketch form last night’s Attack of the Show starring Twilight’s Peter Facinelli who was remarkably game to poke fun at his gravy train. Although, at the end of the day he gets to go home and bang Jennie Garth, so it’s not like the franchise can take that away from him. Unless, of course, it’s gotten that powerful, in which case, prepare for President McSparkleskin to sweep the 2012 election with his Mandatory Vampire Prom Date platform.
Thanks to Jonah Ray whose turn-ons include puppies and 80s-style montages.