Peter Dinklage’s Seed is Strong

June 10th, 2011 // 41 Comments

Ohmygod, look at his little mustache! *jumps up and down clapping*

Since one good pregnancy story deserves another, Peter Dinklage and his wife are expecting their first child, so the least I can do is congratulate them in exchange for the dickish laughs I’ve gotten from him these past few months. Us Weekly reports:

This will be the first child for the couple, who eloped in Las Vegas in 2005. Aside from his role on Game of Thrones, Dinklage, 41, is best-known for his work in movies such as The Station Agent and Death at a Funeral, as well as his portrayal of Marlowe Sawyer on FX’s Nip/Tuck.

So… if it’s a girl, will they name her Polly Pocket? (I have a disease.)

Photo: Splash News, WENN


  1. Deacon Jones

    lol, Dude, all you needed to do was post this photo, by itself, titled “Peter Dinklage”

    See you fuckers later, I’m going to drink 20 Coors Lights and get kicked out of the Phils game before it begins.

  2. Cock Dr

    Ask him if they’ll screen the fetus for dwarfism. I dare ya.

  3. hmna

    Best. Pornstache. Ever.

  4. “I drink your milkshake… but only just a little.”

  5. Eric

    Surrounded by Lannisters

  6. It had to be said

    I think Wee Man is about to flip out here. This shit’s gonna get down (HA!) and dirty.

  7. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    Who want’s a little mustache ride???

  8. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    Here he is with the Mrs.

  9. UnholyKrep

    Spermatazoa shown is actual size.

  10. ZigZagZoey

    Alright Name suggestions anyone? I have 2 (for a boy obviously)
    Impressive or Enviable
    Bad name choice….Junior

  11. bribios

    And if it’s a boy, he will be called Mighty Max.

  12. Yeezy's Son

    He might be little but he nails it in Game of Throne. Acted brilliantly

  13. Erica

    i would have his babies since watching game of thrones.

  14. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    his real last name is dinklige?! fuck. amazing.

    (also, he is known for being the angry elf in elf)

  15. “Daddy’s little squirt” has never been more relevant.

  16. Metacritic

    Strong am I in my shorts…

  17. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Pregnant
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    Awww, NOTHING cuter then a midget & his dog!

  18. cc

    If it’s a normal baby, he’ll be kicking his dad’s ass into buying him a Big Wheel by the time he’s five.

  19. Ev

    I gotta say, he has those sexy bedroom eyes! Love his work, and blessings to him and his spouse, and if the baby turns out to be a little person or not, I’m sure he or she will be showered with love!

  20. PunkA

    Dinklage nailed it in Elf and in Narnia. Gotta mention those.

    And for those of you who read Brad Thor novels, Dinklage would own the Troll role.

  21. slappy magoo

    Peter Dinklage IS The Li’lest Porn Star.

  22. lohan8ball

    This guy is fucking awesome.

  23. FUMUS

    So I saw Peter Dinklage at a party in little Italty. We decided to make small talk. I asked him about a finding role in short films. He said he too was having a wee bit of trouble finding work at the moment. He said talking to people like me kept him close to earth and his head out of the clouds. I told him not worry and that his problems would be tiny in the big picture. He thanked me for my kind words and said we’d speak again in the short future.

  24. John Holme’s “Mini-Me”.

  25. the captain

    (think again)

  26. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Pregnant
    Chef Mojo
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    It’s like a little dwarf Brad Pitt! Get Angelina to stand up in front of him and nom, nom, nom!

  27. Fred Flintstone

    He is abnormally short. I find this to be comical.

  28. Dr Ha-Ha

    The worst lie his father ever told him was the toilet is the bath.

  29. Sext

    He’s a mini version of Hugh Laurie.

  30. uhzoomzip

    This is what I imagine Nick Cave having looked like at age 8.

  31. vespo

    I fucking love this guy! He’s a brilliant actor, watch The station agent, that’s one of his best films.

  32. cherry2000

    looooooooooooool midget walking dog looks funny

    sorry i guess part of my brain goes tucker max about midgets, besides i don’t want to fuck them

  33. Burt

    I love his work.

  34. Hagley

    You are an absolute asshole

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