Peter Dinklage Riding A Razor Scooter

Before this moment, there was an empty hole in your life. A hole that made you feel less than complete, so fruitlessly, you tried filling it with things like a career, a wife, kids, a house, alcohol, Christina Ricci refrigerator porn. Whatever pleasures of the flesh you could find to feel whole again, if only for a minute.

Today, that hole got filled, my friends. Welcome to Part 3.