Peter Dinklage Riding A Razor Scooter

January 16th, 2014 // 21 Comments

Before this moment, there was an empty hole in your life. A hole that made you feel less than complete, so fruitlessly, you tried filling it with things like a career, a wife, kids, a house, alcohol, Christina Ricci refrigerator porn. Whatever pleasures of the flesh you could find to feel whole again, if only for a minute.

Today, that hole got filled, my friends. Welcome to Part 3.

Photos: JAXN/AKM-GSI

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  1. OK now this is more like it. I am still upset about the lack of nipples in the Ireland Baldwin story but…

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    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    At least he’s not riding a Segway. I hate people riding segways more than I hate closeted Canadian singers with eggs.

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    Mohawk Disco
    Commented on this photo:

    Wish I was so cool no matter what I did I’d still look awesome.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes…take a good long look. I know I am.

  5. It’s really the littlest things that can make you happy.

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    Echo5
    Commented on this photo:

    My hatred of midgets is well documented in my permanent records, but this beats the karaoke singing legless midget that pushes himself around on a skateboard in Singapore.

  7. Those South Pole elves really know how to have fun.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Has this Super Dude ever been spotted without that Black Fucken puffy vest outdoors?

    • Echo5

      Filled with sand to keep the wind from taking him

    • Cock Dr

      Given his stature and the difficulties he must have finding “grown up” clothes that fit I would never bash this man’s sartorial choices….and I bash EVERYONE’S sartorial choices.

  9. Oh BABY

    Normally I only ride on epic mounts but, Peter Dinklage, let’s talk.

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    Michael
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not a Razor, it’s a Micro. The name is printed on the front.

  11. freebie

    Hot looking

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    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Tyrion Lannister atop his mighty steed

  13. Peter Dinklage Riding Razor Scooter Wearing Bubble Coat Vest
    Commented on this photo:

    Cool wee guy.

  14. God

    There are things a small person shouldn’t do. This is one of them. The other is stand next to a Kardashian.

  15. mondo270

    Aawwwwwww!

  16. KANYE

    GET OFF THAT MOTHERFUCKING SCOOTER N GET YO ASS BACK IN DAT TREE N MAKE ME SOME COOKIES!

  17. “My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my puffy vest and my scooter.”

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    HeySamJo
    Commented on this photo:

    “I wonder how many bitches I can fit on this thing; bitches love razor scooters.”

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