THIS IS EVERYTHING THAT IS RIGHT AND PURE AND BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD

August 22nd, 2013 // 19 Comments

*breathes into paper bag* Stay strong. Stay… strong…

Tyrion and Cersei Lannister – GIGGLE HEE HEE HOO! – may seem like they’re secretly plotting to murder each other on TV, but in real life, Peter Dinklage and Lena Headey randomly show up to gay bars in Canada and hula hoop – TIDDLE LEE! – in front of everyone drunk off their ass. So sincere thanks to Uproxx for restoring my sense of childlike wonderment – SQUEEE DA DEE! – and if you’ll excuse me, I need to go jump up and down clapping for the next ten hours because this is like finding out Batman is real and is coming to my birthday party. *rockets into the ceiling leaving behind a rainbow trail of purple hearts and red balloons*

And, great, now I just thought about Peter Dinklage playing in an 80s hair band. Hold my calls, I’ll be in the Unicorn Forest for a while.

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  1. ruckus

    If he had a shiny future-theme helmet, he would be Half Punk.

  2. As impressive as the Dinklage hula hooping may be, this pron star Remy LaCroix works a hula hoop like nobody’s business: (Incredibly NSFW):
    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xryk4m_remy-lacroix-hula-hoop_redband

  3. Cock Dr

    See it’s not just wonk titted porn and bad news on this internet thingy….there’s good stuff too. Stuff that can make the coldest meanest people briefly set aside their hatred for a smile.

  4. Batu Khan

    They’re both awesome. Is it wrong of me to want a Lena Headey-Peter Dinklage sex tape?

  5. My god you make me laugh. What’s happening here is outstanding in it’s own right, but your write up made my day.

  6. That’s so awesome.

  7. I was having a shit day. This has helped. I knew little people had magical powers. Fuck you, science.

  8. That’s it, we can pack up the Internet for the day, nothing can top this.

  9. Peter Dinklage Hula Hoop Gay Bar Lena Headey
    Commented on this photo:

    “Your move, Skarsgård.”

  10. ruckus

    MY DINK-A-LING, MY DINK-A-LING! I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH MY DINK-A-LING!

  11. Cock Dr

    WHERE’S THE VIDEO!?!?!?!
    Someone has video of this. Find them and bring it to us and your rewards shall be mighty indeed.

  12. I’m in Canada and I’m out in gay bars all the time: WHY WAS I NOT THERE

  13. JungleRed

    This should be the counterargument to every anti gay policy.

  14. Well Batman is now Ben Affleck, so we can say without a doubt this is infinitely better than Jowls Upon Jowls turning up to your birthday bash on his horse/wife.
    However this…this is amazing.

  15. Brooke

    Shitty? SHITTY Nikki Sixx song? Fuck the political and religious debates up until now, this is the most offensive thing I’ve ever read on this site.

    Sixx: A.M. forevahhhh!

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