THIS IS EVERYTHING THAT IS RIGHT AND PURE AND BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD
*breathes into paper bag* Stay strong. Stay… strong…
Tyrion and Cersei Lannister – GIGGLE HEE HEE HOO! – may seem like they’re secretly plotting to murder each other on TV, but in real life, Peter Dinklage and Lena Headey randomly show up to gay bars in Canada and hula hoop – TIDDLE LEE! – in front of everyone drunk off their ass. So sincere thanks to Uproxx for restoring my sense of childlike wonderment – SQUEEE DA DEE! – and if you’ll excuse me, I need to go jump up and down clapping for the next ten hours because this is like finding out Batman is real and is coming to my birthday party. *rockets into the ceiling leaving behind a rainbow trail of purple hearts and red balloons*
And, great, now I just thought about Peter Dinklage playing in an 80s hair band. Hold my calls, I’ll be in the Unicorn Forest for a while.