Boner Boy Got Arrested, Own Lawyer Calls Him An Idiot

“This show doesn’t feature my mother’s titties? Yawn.”

For those of you who don’t remember Boner Boy, he’s Stephanie Seymour’s son who got a boner from looking at his mom Stephanie Seymour’s breasts. It’s both his legacy and his curse. He’s also a spoiled little shit who got arrested at JFK after going Conrad Hilton on a Port Authority worker while drunk and/or high off his ass. Page Six reports:

“The defendant became so confrontational with airline staff due to extreme intoxication by at least alcohol, if not something more,” Assistant District Attorney Catherine Kane said. “The airline refused him passage and called the police. He became very agitated, upset and boisterous about being refused boarding.”
Brant also pushed his way out of an emergency exit in the terminal, setting off alarms.

Fortunately, his lawyer was there to offer up a sterling defense that was worth every bit of Daddy’s money:

Philip Russell, conceded of his client, “He acted like an idiot.”

Of course, the real question is who the hell calls the cops after being attacked by one of these two?

peter brant jr harry brant

Jesus Christ, I’d lie and tell people a bird came at me. Or a baby if I really wanted to look like a hardass.

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