Pete Wentz (full name Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III, I shit you not) had a bachelor party thrown for him last night with his dad (pink shirt) and future father-in-law Joe Simpson. No doubt, Pete’s father did backflips when he learned Pete was marrying a girl then immediately stormed down to the VFW and punched out everyone that ever mocked him. Even though he never served in the military and typically drinks at Applebee’s. Anyway, I can just picture the words of excitement coming out of Pete’s mouth during this momentous occasion of male-bonding:
“Oh, lookee, father! A stripper establishment. Goody-gum-drops. I do so hope we can put dollar bills into their panties. Oh, can we, father? I’d be the happiest boy in the world! I would, I would.”
But, no, seriously. Congratulations, Pete, and if I ever see you, I’ll hit you in the face with your own neon-blue-laced hightops. Cheers!
I love how the other guy (the parking attendant maybe?) in the photo looks all, “WTF?! Douchebag couture is so scary!”
I also like how Wentz look genuinely drunk/startled in the last two photos because his cliche “Let’s leave through the service entrance so nobody sees us” ploy has failed.
Dear Mr Ashlee Simpson and your blue shoes.
I just want to do your wife, not you. So you can stand down, Pete.
This “guy” is SUCH a tool!!!! I didn’t think he was “manly” enough to even get a boner let alone make a baby!!!!!
#54 don’t you remember the boner pics?
The look on the valet’s face in that first pic pretty much sums up how I feel.
Looks like an emo hobbit.
Guy in background ; “*sigh* Oh, so hes NOT gay? oh.. REALLY? Your joking!”
Guy in foreground ; “God knows! Have you SEEN his ‘wife’?”
Guy in background ; “HOLY GOD!! THATS A GIRL????”
How bald is this fag ,looks lik a furture Donald Trump
How bald is this fag ,looks lik a furture Donald Trump
YOU DICKS