Pete Wentz: We’re not going to ‘pimp out the baby’

December 12th, 2008 // 47 Comments

Pete Wentz is shooting down rumors that he and Ashlee Simpson will be selling baby photos of Bronx Mowgli to the highest bidder. On his blog A Homeboy’s Life, Pete discusses their rationale for not selling photos before slipping into the usual “God, it’s so tough being famous” diatribe:

About baby pics gossip: truth is like every celeb couple we were offered
mounds and mounds of money by mags from here to Guam to pimp out the baby. We just don’t want to go down that road with him.
We are not placing judgment on those that do as they often use the money in a very charitable way. However, we have made the decision to not sell Bronx’s baby pictures right now. We understand that like other celebrities have said, “there is a bounty on our heads” for these pictures. There is a danger when there are cameras being held over walls and into our backyard. We are followed day and night and that was fine when it was us but we are going to do our best to shelter Bronx from that as much as possible. Its scary to be followed by 10 cars to your home. We understand the curiosity, just not the viciousness that comes along with it when it becomes so insatiable. We know there will be a time when we’ll share him with everyone because that insatiable curiousity becomes unsafe or simply because we’re proud parents who want to show him off! We know our fans support and care about us and want to know about our family and we’ve always been straight up and open with those who care about us most, so at some time, when it makes sense, Bronx will be out in the world.
In the meantime, we’d like to say thank you to those who have allowed us relative privacy in letting us just be a family for now – and to enjoy all the happiness he’s brought us.
ps trust me he’s cute. he looks like his mommy.

JOE SIMPSON: Pete, I’ve got this baby thing all figured out.
PETE: Let’s hear it, big guy.
JOE: Okay, try and follow me, we use Jessica’s giant breasts as a sort of ‘paparazzi shield.’
PETE: Ha ha. Gross.
JOE: Then, if that doesn’t work, Ashlee will take out hers.
PETE: Icky.
JOE: Finally, as a desperate measure, I’ll start spraying them with whipped cream and chocolate sauce.
PETE: You’re making my penis cry.

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  1. Que

    Que meh.

  2. “We’re not pimping out the baby” = “Oh shit.. we left the baby in a club the other nite and can’t find it…”

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

  3. Massa'

    this homo is so fucking gay, there’s no way he has a functioning penis. He looks like one of the guys from an even gayer Clockwork Orange. If they filmed it in San Francisco. Fucking homo’s.

  4. I bet they end up selling the pics. Wentz’s career should fall out soon

  5. Kill Useless Celebs

    Pete Wentz makes the tranny killer from Silence of the Lambs look like a masculine stud.

  6. Tawmpy Ters

    Translation: No takers.

  7. veggi

    Is he carrying a chickdowndown.com bag?? Hawt!!

  8. Sport

    Once a douche…

  9. Mama Pinkus

    that boy doesn’t appear to have a penis

  10. fukrod

    Am I the only one who wants to punch this guy in the face?

  11. jrz

    “a homeboy’s life????”
    A Homo’s Life is more like it.

  12. Pete "Pound Me in the Ass" Wentz

    This post is funny because I’m gay.

  13. Tetnus

    He’s more intelligent than I had assumed.

  14. Pete "Pound Me in the Ass" Wentz

    Thank you #13, would you like to stick something up my asshole? I’ll close my eyes, and guess what it is. I haven’t missed a guess in years.

  15. MDT

    He looks like his mommy? Is this before or after the plastic surgery?

  16. ummm...yeah

    I totally agree with #3, what a fuckin fag. He looks like he just crawled out of a fuckin nightmare.
    What career #4? His band has gigs in Anaratica! Hahaaha…
    What a fuckin waste of space…nobody wants to see that ugly baby anyway.

  17. Toni

    I am thinking there is a cleft pallet, or the baby came out a different nationality. Opps Ashley…. opps.

  18. sameshitdifferentyear

    I hate to be the one to ask the obvious but,

    with A. Simpson’s pre-surgery face, and Wentz always looking the way he does..

    didn’t they just spawn the future ugliest kid in Hollywood?

  19. B

    I can’t believe I’m even considering typing this but…I…well…I, kind of…think Pete Wentz is…right? That what he posted on his blog was…rational, and…mature…and seems like a better response than most celebrities have in similar situations…

    I feel dirty now. But seriously, he’s not really whiny or anything that I’d have expected. He sounds like he’s…well…being a good parent…?

    Again, I feel dirty. It won’t wash off…I can’t get it off!

  20. Jupiter Girl

    Lets just hope the baby didn’t get Ashlees real NOSE!

  21. NotBlonde

    His blog is called “A Homeboy’s Life”? Someone kick his ass. Please.

  22. p0nk

    Dear HomoBoy,
    you named your child, Bronx Fucking Mowgli!

  23. Matthew

    I hope miss stupid don’t teaches stupidety to there new son

  24. Me

    Anyone posting after Me sucks on Pete Wentz’s gay penis

  25. Barry O

    Not selling baby pictures to keep paparazzi following them, ‘trying’ to get their own pictures. It’s the only attention they get, and the only career his annoying woman has.

  26. Sam

    @ 23, We can only hope Miss Stupid spells better than you.

    Their vs. There

    Doesn’t teach stupidity*

    Good god, that was atrocious.

  27. He/she lost his BALLS on his/her way to “STARDOM”, folks?

  28. Nic

    these two are so full of shit! No one wanted these ugly dumbasses and their spawn on the cover of any magazine. They were probably desperately trying to “pimp out” that baby, but when they finally realized no one would have them he decides to save face with the whole Oh were to high and mighty to sell the pics. Notice how he said “right now” as soon as some stupid D list publication like Life and Style offers a couple bucks they’ll be all over it……Get over yourself! No one gives a shit about you couple of no talent idiots….I do feel sorry for that poor baby though

  29. Nic

    these two are so full of shit! No one wanted these ugly dumbasses and their spawn on the cover of any magazine. They were probably desperately trying to “pimp out” that baby, but when they finally realized no one would have them he decides to save face with the whole Oh were to high and mighty to sell the pics. Notice how he said “right now” as soon as some stupid D list publication like Life and Style offers a couple bucks they’ll be all over it……Get over yourself! No one gives a shit about you couple of no talent idiots….I do feel sorry for that poor baby though

  30. Nic

    these two are so full of shit! No one wanted these ugly dumbasses and their spawn on the cover of any magazine. They were probably desperately trying to “pimp out” that baby, but when they finally realized no one would have them he decides to save face with the whole Oh were to high and mighty to sell the pics. Notice how he said “right now” as soon as some stupid D list publication like Life and Style offers a couple bucks they’ll be all over it……Get over yourself! No one gives a shit about you couple of no talent idiots….I do feel sorry for that poor baby though

  31. B

    Actually, Page 6 has reported that as fact, that they tried very hard to sell the baby’s pictures, but there were no takers because Pete and Ashlee covers do not sell magazines.

  32. they are full of shit

    I agree with you # 29. I’m sure they didn’t get as much money as they were hoping. That’ sit

  33. “However, we have made the decision to not sell Bronx’s baby pictures RIGHT NOW.”

    You should change the title to: “Pete Wentz: We’re not going to ‘pimp out the baby…yet”.

  34. Pete Wentz

    For crying out loud! I got married (to a woman!). We had a baby. And some of you peons still call me gay! You’re just jealous haters!

  35. Notice

    Notice #24 is obsessed with sucking cock. That is due to the numerous, violent poundings he took in his large, frequently used and deep ass in conjunction with having his mouth stuffed with numerous diseased cocks.

    Please, for your own sake, get professional help.

    HAND

  36. slb

    You people need to get a life if all you can do is sit around talking about how Pete Wentz is a terrible father and how his career is going to fail.

    This is the most rediculous thing i’ve ever seen.
    ive never seen so much trash on one post.

    you obviously care about pete and ashlee if you care enough to get on here and post stuff about them.

    GET
    A
    LIFE.

  37. Izzy

    this is horrible…the only reason ur talking trash abt them is cause ur jealous….FOB’s my fav band and Pete’s my favorite Famous person…im sure he’s a great father so Fuck off

  38. Luminuss

    Look, whatever you guys think about Pete Wentz, you have to remember that he is a person aswell. Now, I don’t know about you, but I don’t think ANY human being deserves to be spoken about like you guys are. I personally like Fall Out Boy music and I have nothing against this guy, because HE HASN’T DONE ANYTHING WRONG!! He may get a little too much credit and fame, but other than that he seems fine (besides the bipolar-ness)
    You guys are just looking for more insults. Grow up!

  39. Luminuss

    Look, whatever you guys think about Pete Wentz, you have to remember that he is a person aswell. Now, I don’t know about you, but I don’t think ANY human being deserves to be spoken about like you guys are. I personally like Fall Out Boy music and I have nothing against this guy, because HE HASN’T DONE ANYTHING WRONG!! He may get a little too much credit and fame, but other than that he seems fine (besides the bipolar-ness)
    You guys are just looking for more insults. Grow up!

  40. Luminuss

    Sorry it posted twice!

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  44. They were probably trying desperately to this baby who is due to the many violent fight, he has in his store.

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