Pete Wentz talks about ‘banging’ Ashlee Simpson

December 16th, 2008 // 66 Comments

Pete Wentz must want a divorce. The Fall Out Boy bassist spent the morning talking candidly with Howard Stern about his sex life with Ashlee Simpson and basically stopped short of drawing an exact diagram of her vulva. Here are the highlights via E! Online:

On her post-baby body:
And Ashlee probably didn’t want him telling everyone about getting up to 150 pounds during her pregnancy, but at least he says the weight is “blazing off her–she’s a babe.” A babe with whom he has “an amazing sex life.”

On their sex life before Bronx Mowgli:
Their amazing sex life is in part due to Pete’s claim that “Texas girls are fun.” He spares no detail about the first time they had sex–including the place, the mirrors and what he was thinking: “Oh, my God, you are banging the girl of your dreams. We have such a sexual chemistry. Had we been on this show last year we’d probably be doing it in the green room.”

On the bedroom action now:
“We do other fun stuff. She’s not ready down there.”

On Ashlee’s breast size and other facts:
“She’s a C, but I think with the breast milk it’s a D.” And that she’s up for anything (really, anything): “Let’s just say my wife likes me to have a good time.”

I don’t even want to know what qualifies as a good time for Pete Wentz, but I guarantee it ends the same exact way every time: “Don’t worry, baby, homeless dudes hate cops. Now grab his feet.”

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  1. Clem

    I listened to the interview today as well, and like others have said, he came across surprisingly well. Though I’d hate the guy, based mostly on his look, but he’s actually a down to earth and likeable guy.

    Not sure how his wife will react, but that’s between them. Great interview.

  2. grace

    how hard is he trying to prove he’s not gay and has actually seen a vagina?

  3. spring

    lovely pic, showing some pic love by spring from =========sugarbabymeet dor t coem==============

  4. rad

    Is anyone else convinced that people are getting paid to say Pete Wentz and Howard Stern are great?

    Seriously, look at them. Pete Wentz can’t match his clothes and tie his shoes on a daily basis, and Howard Stern looks like he stuck a hairpin in light socket because he was too baked to realize the consequences.

    You can’t say Pete Wentz did well in the face of Stern’s questions, because he agreed to the interview in the first place. He gets no credit for “handling himself well,” because–unless he’s been living under a rock–he ought to know there’s nothing good coming from a Stern interview.

  5. Somewhere, off in the distance, the sound of Joe Simpson masturbating can be heard, in all of its fwap-fwap-fwapiness…

  6. this interview was crafted with class from crown to cunt

  7. jack

    you’re a superidiot today. normally i like reading your post, but there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with anything he said in that interview. Girls like sex, girls have no problem taking care of a man they really like. But you go out and act like he said something outrageous and girls like Ashlee and others who are likeminded begin thinking there is something dirty or wrong or cheap about their outlook.

    Your puritanical sex -is-verboten view is terrible.

  8. #57 – Your last name wouldn’t be Off, would it?

  9. RINGO STARR

    Peace and love, peace and love!
    Pete is a musician that is less useful than me.
    Peace and love

  10. What kind of man is that who gives away everything in his house? :))

  11. Mama Pinkus

    I would have to watch the entire interview to weigh the context of the remarks – Howard Stern is, well, he’s Howard – the rules on his show are a bit warped.

  12. jack

    #58 – you need to get laid.

  13. Thats kind of…bleck. Nobody cares about either of them lol

  14. michy

    what a gentleman!!!!

  15. Elizabeth Wakefield

    Jack,

    It has nothing to do with being “puritanical”. It has to do with having some self-respect and the respect for your lover that you keep your trap shut about your sex life, especially if (s)he’s not there to ok the comments.

    Get a clue,

    Liz

  16. Wow, of course, unlike most of you posting negative comments, I actually heard about this show. Total doucebag I do not think Pete really is now. She came across very well. Howard is not the first time a presence on the show has achieved a douchebag conversion.

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