Pete Wentz talks about ‘banging’ Ashlee Simpson

December 16th, 2008 // 66 Comments

Pete Wentz must want a divorce. The Fall Out Boy bassist spent the morning talking candidly with Howard Stern about his sex life with Ashlee Simpson and basically stopped short of drawing an exact diagram of her vulva. Here are the highlights via E! Online:

On her post-baby body:
And Ashlee probably didn’t want him telling everyone about getting up to 150 pounds during her pregnancy, but at least he says the weight is “blazing off her–she’s a babe.” A babe with whom he has “an amazing sex life.”

On their sex life before Bronx Mowgli:
Their amazing sex life is in part due to Pete’s claim that “Texas girls are fun.” He spares no detail about the first time they had sex–including the place, the mirrors and what he was thinking: “Oh, my God, you are banging the girl of your dreams. We have such a sexual chemistry. Had we been on this show last year we’d probably be doing it in the green room.”

On the bedroom action now:
“We do other fun stuff. She’s not ready down there.”

On Ashlee’s breast size and other facts:
“She’s a C, but I think with the breast milk it’s a D.” And that she’s up for anything (really, anything): “Let’s just say my wife likes me to have a good time.”

I don’t even want to know what qualifies as a good time for Pete Wentz, but I guarantee it ends the same exact way every time: “Don’t worry, baby, homeless dudes hate cops. Now grab his feet.”

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  1. I guess the 3rd input is childs play for them…

  2. Obi Wan

    wow I’d be so pissed if I were her he said some pretty personal things

  3. Sheva

    Hmm she’s so much better than her sister and a nice dirty girl.

  4. Valkyrie

    LOL

    he’s SUCH a pile of wank.

  5. lisatlantic

    is there audio or video of this interview online?

  6. bob

    She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"”" W e a l t h y C u p i d . c o m”"”"”"” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  7. Damn i miss Stern’s show!

  8. Max Planck

    Chicks so dig it when you talk in public about what pigs they are.

    I’ll bet she is going to fix his favorite dinner tonight.

  9. havoc

    She’s a three holer…..

    .

  10. Aja ( the real )

    I agree with number 2, Obi Wan. . I am surprised he would be so ungentlemanly especially right after his wife gave birth. Tacky. i think he is trying to prove he isn’t gay.

  11. wtf

    somehow Stern has this magic power to get his guests to reveal these type of things. He always gets people to admit the most fucked up stuff!

  12. justifiable

    #10 Anybody who has to constantly push a line like having a great sex life is looking to sell you something. I’m not buying. He’s a) trying WAAAAY too hard and b) is just like grossout Papa Joe telling everyone about boob size and “down there” details. Nice – and so loyal, too, that his image is what’s important, not details that should really remain *gag* intimate.
    Crass, gross and all-around classless.
    He’s a 10 year old wannabe gayboy who never grew up. Pathetic.

  13. cimbear

    25 years and Stern still asks the same stupid questions to everyone . Give it a rest already . We really do not care who takes it in the pooper

  14. cimbear

    25 years and Stern still asks the same stupid questions to everyone . Give it a rest already . We really do not care who takes it in the pooper

  15. Kurgen99

    I heard the show. I actually don’t think Pete is a total doucebag now. He came across very well. Not the first time an appearance on Howard’s show has achieved a douchebag conversion.

  16. Kurgen99

    Wow, apparently, unlike most of you posting negative comments, I actually heard the show. I actually don’t think Pete is a total doucebag now. He came across very well. Not the first time an appearance on Howard’s show has achieved a douchebag conversion.

  17. Aja ( the real )

    definitely @ 12, like who is he trying so hard to convince, himself? lol

  18. Kahlee

    @2 I completely agree, I would NOT be impressed if I were her. Saying shes “not ready down there” to the whole world is really tactless and ungentlemanly. Pete, you really are a douche aren’t you?

  19. me

    So, are these pics of Ashlee pre or post baby?

  20. pepper

    Imao…..I cannot BELIEVE he said all those things about her….way too much info dude!!

  21. Rodolfo

    Petey loves it when Ashlee shoves the giant black dildo up his ass. Yep, she’s up for anything alright.

  22. Danklin24

    “Down there”????? Dear God she DID marry a 12 year old boy! Quick Ashlee, steal his milk money and get the hell out of that marriage, fast!!

  23. Harry

    Howard lost me when he dumped his wife, after years of saying how much he loved her and how he resisted temptation, which gave him the right to make fun of celebrities. Then he shacks up with a horse face gold digger, claiming he’ll never get married again, then goes and gets married. He’s talented as hell when it comes to his little world of radio, but he turned out to be a fraud just like Imus. And, yeah…he does seem to be doing the same show over and over again.

  24. Twister

    Immature guys like this try to be cool by talking up their sex lives. It’s Ashlee Simpson for god’s sake….nose job, moley skin, saggy boobs, wide waist, even before the pregnancy. You can’t create jealousy if no one cares about the dog youre doin.

  25. fuck the media

    BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY hey now

  26. mee

    “She’s a C, but I think with the breast milk it’s a D.” And that she’s up for anything (really, anything): “Let’s just say my wife likes me to have a good time.”

    How much you wanna bet he drinks her breast milk while she strokes his head saying, “Good boy..”

  27. White Trash Kid

    You can tell the females from the males on this post. I agree she loves him talking about her. Last year he spanked her on his show. She is a freak and we all love the freaks.

  28. Jericho34

    Thank you, Kurgen99…if you actually listened the interview he came across very well. I actually have a higher opinion of him after listening to the show. He was very supportive and loving of his wife.

    And cimbear…really? I still love to hear who takes it in the pooper. Why would you ever stop wanting to hear who takes it in the pooper? Would you rather listen to Leno interview a starlet and ask where she’ll be spending the holidays? Give me Stern everyday, thank you very little.

  29. Jericho34

    Thank you, Kurgen99…if you actually listened to the interview he came across very well. I actually have a higher opinion of him after listening to the show. He was very supportive and loving of his wife.

    And cimbear…really? I still love to hear who takes it in the pooper. Why would you ever stop wanting to hear who takes it in the pooper? Would you rather listen to Leno interview a starlet and ask where she’ll be spending the holidays? Give me Stern everyday, thank you very little.

  30. Jericho34

    Oops…sorry for the double post.

  31. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  32. The Day The McLashen Stood Still

    He is such a wank, the fucking silly NME [online UK music rag] gave his shitely new album 8 out of 10. 8/10 – That my friends is the kind of star rating that Joy Division and The Smiths used to get making muscial works of art back then!

    Their video is pish awful too, tell them Palin is sooooo November 2008.

    aye-yah!
    McLashen!

  33. Sport

    What a classy husband and father. Fucking asshat.

  34. He’s a creep. Gentlemen do not share these things with the great unwashed public.

  35. Tom Cruise

    who is this faggot trying to fool? the only reason the girl got knocked up is because he got drunk and she fucked him when he was semi-conscious, then convinced him they had consensual sex. He wouldn’t know a vagina from a stapler.
    she is hot though…great tits run in the family or Papa Simpson’s wallet

  36. Kurgen99

    Hey, I was as ready to hate him as much as anyone until I heard him on the show. None of us know any of these people other than how they are framed by the media. He looks ridiculous with his carefully quaffed hair, but he sounded like a cool guy. As responses to Howard’s explicit questions, none of these comments sounded terrible.

  37. I wonder if pete is a tri-sexual like Andy D.

  38. TNT

    Pete Wentz is a waste of sperm

  39. princess

    They are both total losers! Poor Little Bronx Mowgli (lol) is so screwed. Never Had a chance.

  40. derty

    I read in Cream magazine she likes to be pissed on.

  41. Gay Petey

    Overcompensating much?? Pete likes dudes, he’s admitted it – why do you think he’s such good pals with John Gayer, who also likes dudesand was caught tongueing Perez Hilton. They hang out together. Mmmmhmmm. Poor Jen. ROFLMAO

  42. Dave

    Wow. You tools didn’t do that annoying “FIRST!!” bullsh*t again? Congrats.

    I listened to the entire interview today. The guy was as gentlemanly as a person can be on the Stern show. It was extremely entertaining and it gave me a new respect for this guy. He was real and candid while answering all the questions.

    Anyone who didn’t hear the interview and is spouting off negatively about it needs to STFU. Your opinion is meaningless and you need to get a sense of humor. …and a Sirius subscription!

    BABA-BOOEY!!!!!

  43. Pete Wentz

    #36 I do SO know the difference between a vagina and a stapler! They both have sharp edges and I don’t like to put my Petey-peen in either one, that’s the difference!

  44. humpin frog

    I hope this doesn’t offend Poor thing.Dave, but I heard Papa Joe won’t allow Petey to fluff him through the holidays. Guess Ashlee’s goin’ have to take it dry “down there” for a while.

    By the way, I was being meaningless and humorous at the same time. HO! HO! HO!

  45. joe shmoe

    isnt this that fukin loser guy from fallout boy, didnt he once sing ”in a movie of my life, starring you instead of me… ”

    get the hell out of here

    he also said some shit about when the moonlight hits your bright eyes he goes blinnnnnd

    and how he will never leave her side.

    what a herb..

    i love her!

  46. Mike

    I thought Wentz was a douche until today. Probably one of the best interviews Stern has done since moving to Sirius.

  47. THIS IS THE WAY AMERICAN FAGGOTS DO IT, folks?

  48. gaydar

    he is is a fag. we all know that

  49. sledman

    I also listened to the show today and I agree. Previously I thought he was a little fag poser and was looking forward to hating him even more. He’s actually a pretty cool guy who’s very down to earth. Howard has a magical way of getting people to admit to the craziest shit. Wentz turned out ok and Howard Stern has never been better.

  50. thy should be sentenced to death for naming their baby like that !

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