Pete Wentz has responded on his blog to the pictures of him playing with his erection, claiming the pictures were hacked off his Sidekick and not sent via email through a complicated network of friends as I had been lead to believe.
so as some of you obviously know someone hacked into my sidekick and took pictures off of it. this was very upsetting and a total invasion of privacy. i can’t explain to you how it feels. whats even more absurd to me is that anyone would care to see a couple of racy pictures of some shitty, dirty boy. after feeling badly about this for about 24 hours, i am now ready to get back to laughing.
its been a tough couple of weeks for me lately. the only good thing about times of adversity is that you realize who your real friends and fans are- and the rest go away- which in my mind is an ok thing. i just wanted to take the time to thank the people who continually stand by my side- a special thanks to absolutepunk.net and mikey way for being amazing.
the moral of the story: if you really dont want pictures of yourself to end up on the internet. dont take the pictures.
now please return to the shittalking at whatever messageboard you are at.
OMG! gaah. i forgot the most important part- how the fuck did santino not win? santino > pete wentz – for sure- thought i could have understood if daniel won, but her? blah.
now you can really go back.
I’d make fun of the guy, but once your shaved penis has circulated the internet and you openly admit to rooting for Santino on Project Runway, there’s pretty much nowhere else for me to go. I guess I could make up a story that he enjoys sex with pigs, but even that would probably be less embarrassing.
Thanks to Kimberly for the tip.
Spindoc | March 9, 2006 at 4:55 pm
Just a thought, why is the guy walking around with pictures of his dick on his sidekick….yeah..SURE you didn’t e-mail them out. LEts look at this logically. If you want naked pics on your sidekick for just you to use, why be coy and show partial pics You’d be fully naked. You sent out those ridiculous pics because you knew somebody else was going to look at them, trust me, admit it Pete, that sounds a WHOLE lot better than “I have nude pics of myself that I like to carry around in my sidekick. That sounds about as believeable as Clay Aiken saying he has a great girlfriend in Canada that he likes to sleep with.
Devin | March 9, 2006 at 5:01 pm
HA… pigs. That’s funny.
Sheva | March 9, 2006 at 5:02 pm
Welcome to permanent loserdom.
Georgia | March 9, 2006 at 5:06 pm
I don’t understand why he was embarassed.
Its tough for a girl if people see pictures of you nude or engaging in sex acts, But guys?
Its not like his penis is small or covered in warts, he really shouldn’t be that upset.
SuperSpence | March 9, 2006 at 5:11 pm
I always figured someone stupid enough to have nude photos of themselves plastered all over the internet would be virtually no verbal or written communications skills whatsoever. It’s comforting when a long-held belief is confirmed.
xxthiscityissex | March 9, 2006 at 5:11 pm
Either way I’ll always love Pete. I must admit, I was a bit shocked, since the guy is only like 5’5 and wears a Youth Large in shirts.
I’m glad to see he isn’t going to let it get to him, or steal copies of it at newspaper stands like Paris Hilton.
SuperSpence | March 9, 2006 at 5:17 pm
The guy is only 5’5″ tall????? That’s A LOT more embarrassing than having nude photos plastered all over the internet! Only 5’5″ tall? What a loser.
Shoot yourself in your tiny skull, naked munchkin man!
downshine | March 9, 2006 at 5:18 pm
santino? gross.
playahater101 | March 9, 2006 at 5:26 pm
He’s got a decent sized dick for being 5’5″.
You know he put these out. Or at least e-mailed them out. Unless he likes seeing himself holding and stroking his wanker.
scarlett138 | March 9, 2006 at 5:28 pm
OMG! gaah, my poor penis! santino!
…is he for real?
bafongu | March 9, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Yeah, Pete’s such a high profile guy and all. Word is it was the Chinese Red Army that hacked into his sidekick from the Sat-Mar 7 satellite. What they were really after were Pete’s personal notes on quantum hydro combustion atomic reformulators that he likes to tinker with in his spare time. But all they got were pictures of his dick…..Yeah, that’s the ticket…
SuperSpence | March 9, 2006 at 5:29 pm
If you’re 5’5″ tall your willie should hit the floor from a standing position. That’s the only way any man could still call himself a man if he’s 5’5″ tall. That’s right: Any dude who is 5’5″ tall would need a penis 32 to 38 inches long to be considered a man.
Captain Awesome | March 9, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Dont forget the moz poster in the back.
I remember when bands an their fellow members acted like actual men.
Bring me the vomitting, OD’s, cursing, fighting and rape. Mainly rapes with flying V’s.
Tania | March 9, 2006 at 5:49 pm
I think the strangest part is that he refers to himself as a “shitty, dirty boy”. Dirty makes sense, but shitty was just a weird word to use.
Captain Awesome | March 9, 2006 at 5:50 pm
#14 He was talking about his talent in the band.
James Earl Cash | March 9, 2006 at 5:56 pm
He’s so full of it.
Someone hacked his sidekick and only took 5 pictures? Is that all there was?
5 sad, lonely pictures of Pete’s p33n.
SoCoDivka | March 9, 2006 at 5:59 pm
Who the hell is Pete Wentz, anyway?
andrewthezeppo | March 9, 2006 at 6:02 pm
Chloes is the shit!
xavierout | March 9, 2006 at 6:25 pm
When you get to a certain very minimal level of fame do you have to take a class in punctuation and capitalization impaired personal webpage rambles about the hard times in your life and how you’re over it and just want to keep on keeping on? See also: Durst, Fred and Simpson, Jessica.
I realize that you don’t have to be a scientist to be in a band. In fact there’s minimal brain power involved, unless you’re in one of those arty bands that the gays like. But why do these people invariably use the uplift cadence? Are there really people out there who take solace from this dickweed’s tale of woe and triumph. He had pictures of his wang in his Sidekick (whatever that is). That’s embarassing in and of itself. Hot pictures of your lady friend? Yeah, that’s cool. But why pictures of your own cock? Do you forget what it looks like and you just can’t go to the trouble of pulling down your pants and whipping it out?
santinofan | March 9, 2006 at 6:33 pm
Santino is the shizz! Chloe’s collection looked like drapery, and Daniel’s was just fugly.
theyareidiots | March 9, 2006 at 7:26 pm
Chloe had some good stuff, although overall it was a bit too shiny for my taste. Santino did surprise but I agree w/ what Tim Gunn said on his blog. If he won, next season’s auditions would look like “Project Freak Show.” (his words, not mine, I swear!)
Santino only made it to Fashion Week because he created all the drama on the show and was good television. W/o the Wendy Pepper drama he created, he would have been gone long ago.
Uncle Nick is the shit, man! He was robbed!!!
BoardBetty | March 9, 2006 at 7:42 pm
My guess is that he was dorking someone’s girl and these were pictures he sent to her as a cute “reminder” of their tryst and probably showing her the new grooming techniques she suggested to him. Said pictures were then discovered by cuckholded boyfriend who decided to get revenge. Viola! Naked pictures on the web.
Nuf said.
Evangelia | March 9, 2006 at 8:37 pm
#21 – yes! i’m glad someone agrees with me about nick. he was the best BY FAR, not to mention the gayest greek ever!
perhaps santino jumped off a building after he lost? one can only hope.
Blonde.w/soul | March 9, 2006 at 8:55 pm
I’m not a fan of Fall Out Boy and I never looked twice at this dude, until these pics. The image crept into my head when I was at work today and it made me feel warm all over. I am part of the small female minority that finds penises asthetically (and sexually) attractive.
jida | March 9, 2006 at 9:36 pm
#24 – finding the attraction is normal. And I doubt it is a minority. Yes, you are properly responding.
bella1218 | March 9, 2006 at 9:42 pm
#24 thank you! said perfectly!
Mr. Fritz | March 9, 2006 at 10:01 pm
I don’t believe this happened by accident. I have never heard of the dude and now only know about him because of this story. Yawn, this is not scandalous anymore. If a celebrity needs publicity, this seems to be the way to go. I don’t remember seeing this much dick and tit in the past.
Binky | March 9, 2006 at 10:33 pm
Thank G he didn’t have secret pix of the ‘money shot’
I think he handled it quite well (no lol intended..well…ok…maybe a smirk)
I’d never heard of the guy before. He got some free publicity and no herpes. The grrrls seemed to like it. And #11 LOL.
CorpseFX | March 9, 2006 at 10:39 pm
to be honest, why do you any of you care about this? look at the writer of this story who is some anonymous clown, who wants to try so hard to rip on pete, yet writes for this lame website… then lets take into consideration how youre mad at these kids for making money off of youth culture idiots who waste all their parents money on merchandise thats put out by Def Jam/Atlantic. youd rather be mad at these boardroom made celebrities than a music/celebrity industry that creates this garbage for you to bicker/theorize about on the internet… until the next imagery/landfill/thrift store stuff comes off the conveyour belt. pete wentz wins no matter what happens cause hes laughing all the way to the bank and already was before he got in this band.
gogoboots | March 9, 2006 at 11:28 pm
His dick was really scary, I’m still training to erase it those images from my mind.
reefgirl | March 9, 2006 at 11:40 pm
Ball Out Boy…
gogoboots | March 9, 2006 at 11:40 pm
Wait, who’s this guy again?!
HughJorganthethird | March 10, 2006 at 7:00 am
Sugar he’s going down…on whoever’s in the next stall.
mamacita | March 10, 2006 at 8:20 am
#29 I’m afraid I’m going to have to intervene here and tell you that your comment was entirely too deep for this thread. Perhaps you’d fit in better on the Madonna Scolds America thread. Over here, we’re just talking about how ugly dicks are or how attractive dicks are or how large his dick is or how small his dick is, etc, etc, etc. I’m pretty sure that any commentary involving Corporate America is unwarranted.
DevastatorX | March 10, 2006 at 8:37 am
Yeah, i’m sure people in the world have nothing better to do that break into this guys sidekick.
Wasting thought over this guy is right up there with doing my dishes. What a loser.
NaughtyBits74 | March 10, 2006 at 9:39 am
Yeah, exactly. Who is he? I think this stunt was just another one of those celebrity stunts to get some recognition…you know, have sex with your mate, film it, then accidentally leak it to the internet, then play the “woe is me” card. Sad. And for him to have that long ass apology? Nahhh, something’s up with this dude…Maybe he realizes that his pics of his dick look really bad afterall and that everyone is making fun of it’s curvature and downright horridness? LOL.
raggatt | March 10, 2006 at 11:24 am
I have no idea who this Pete guy is & totally don’t care. But I LOVE Santino!!! He was robbed!!! And “freak show”??? WTF??? I thought it was about fashion design, not most conventional, malleable, boring, “safe” personality! What a load of crap…I used to like Tim Gunn, now I think he sucks.
pixelbasic | March 10, 2006 at 12:55 pm
Don’t do drugs kids…they make you dumb…like ‘take pictures of your dick and watch Project Runway’ dumb.
clitcommander | March 10, 2006 at 1:03 pm
I didn’t see what was wrong with his dick. It looked just fine to me.
But if he is only 5’5″ – he is way to short for me as I am 5’2″.
Now~
I’m not a crazy-picky bitch, but I do have to draw the line somewhere:
A) When you are short enough for me to bitch slap you without having to jump in the air to do it…we just cannot hook up.
B) When I have to kick my friends asses’ because they made fun of you for smashing your guitar on SNL. Why should I have to defend your retardation because you thought it was still fucking ‘cool’ to do that type of bullshit?!?
(Wooohoo…watch me smash my guitar! I am such a ROCK GOD!)
And..
C) When we have to fight over the TV remote because you want to watch Project Runway and I want to watch something with a fucking point to it…..Which will only lead us back to my first example, A.
Besides, my PPO only covers so many visits to my shrink- and slapping you so much would eventually cause my hand to cramp up.
LaydeeBug | March 10, 2006 at 8:56 pm
Who THE HELL is this douche?
HughJorganthethird | March 12, 2006 at 2:01 pm
#29 Yeah Pete is rich and therefore he wins. But he’s also a fucking midget and no amount of money is gonna change that. So technically I win (6’1).
'50s parking | March 12, 2006 at 2:37 pm
well he is now officially a fall, out of his pants, boy.
Prima311 | March 15, 2006 at 2:51 pm
I don’t care how tall he is OR how these pics got out. I’m just glad they did! He’s hot and I’d totally do him.
IloveSeanMackin | March 22, 2006 at 5:21 am
his tatt is fucking hot! and so is he. he could stick his penis in me anyday! do me pete!
down_4_anything | March 25, 2006 at 11:53 am
I really dont know what the fuck ya’ll are talking about this boy is goregeous!! And from my point of view yea hes short, but damn for his height he is far from small!!! You can obviously tell who the virgins are because his penis is NORMAL!!!
sonni | March 26, 2006 at 11:56 pm
i’m crying with laughter
MxPxfan | March 28, 2006 at 12:20 am
Wow.
Um.
Who cares?!?!?!
Pete Wentz is an awesome musician and thats all that matters. Who gives a rats ass why he had those photos on his sidekick. People take pictures that they don’t want other people to see…GET OVER IT! You have to realize that these people you write about are human beings. Not some kind of wild animal. I think you all need to get over yourselves and maybe take a freakin break from the internet. The only reason I joined this dumb board was to write this. So now that I’m done. Go ahead. BAN ME!
~B
Boricua13itch | March 28, 2006 at 10:53 pm
I have one word for you all ! Letitgo ! It’s not like any of you aren’t weird ! You’ve probably done something more stupid then what he did ! Anyways ! He’s really cute ! You people are just trippin !
MUAHZ*
ExTrA hOtT mRs. PeTe WeNtZ | March 31, 2006 at 5:00 pm
pete is hott even if he shows off his dick!!!!! i <3 him!!!! everyone knos he sent it to an exfriends ex girlfriend whom he liked!!!! duh!!then it got hacked from some freeks!!!
its ok ... other people love me | April 3, 2006 at 3:27 pm
OMG PETE IS NOT A LOSER he is amazingly sexyyy and even if he says stupid things hes being himself, at least hes not some stuck up jerk who never says what he thinks… have you ever been to a concert he is what makes those things funn