Pete Wentz really wants that divorce

December 24th, 2008 // 68 Comments

After openly describing his sex life with Ashlee Simpson and not getting kicked out of the house, Pete Wentz has switched tactics and is now talking about her breast milk. And his drinking of said milk. You read that. NY Daily News reports:

Speaking on Sirius’ “The Monday Mash Up” show, Wentz described her milk as “weird” and “soury,” adding, “The baby [newborn Bronx Mowgli] loves it, it’s the only thing he’s had a chance to have.”
In a rather touching display of spousal sympathy, Wentz revealed he too piled on the pregnancy pounds while Ashlee was expecting.
“I gained 10 pounds at least,” he said. “I usually hang out around 135, 134, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face.”

Jesus. Ashlee Simpson must be the most laid back chick in the world – or dead. I mean, has anyone seen her since she had the baby? Just sayin’. In the meantime, Pete is playing with fire. Women hate when you tell their secrets. One time I told some people my girlfriend didn’t wear make-up to the gas station; She stabbed me. Granted, I also slept with her sister, but there’s no way that was the reason. That’s just crazy talk.

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  1. George W Bush

    Is this guy just talking about the icky details of a women’s anatomy just to prove he has been there before? Also, does Ashlee Simpson’s wonder tomb of idiocy even qualify?

    Let’s just hope that when he inevitably turns back to being the receiver or much hiney hole lovin’, he doesn’t think to talk about it. Or better yet, perhaps his 15 minutes will have expired altogether and he’ll be huddled in the annals of some crack den for fags in a London back alley way.

  2. George W Bush

    Is this guy just talking about the icky details of a women’s anatomy just to prove he has been there before? Also, does Ashlee Simpson’s wonder tomb of idiocy even qualify?

    Let’s just hope that when he inevitably turns back to being the receiver of much hiney hole lovin’, he doesn’t think to talk about it. Or better yet, perhaps his 15 minutes will have expired altogether and he’ll be huddled in the annals of some crack den for fags in a London back alley way.

  3. George W Bush

    Is this guy just talking about the icky details of a women’s anatomy just to prove he has been there before? Also, does Ashlee Simpson’s wonder tomb of idiocy even qualify?

    Let’s just hope that when he inevitably turns back to being the receiver of much hiney hole lovin’, he doesn’t think to talk about it. Or better yet, perhaps his 15 minutes will have expired altogether and he’ll be huddled in the annals of some crack den for fags in a London back alley way.

  4. It does the body good

    In the words of the great Dave Chappelle: “BREEEEAAAAST MIIIIILLLKKK! YOU MAKE MY DAYYYYYY!!”

  5. samantha a.

    dude i love pete wentz
    hes not a queer and im not a 13 year old girl eather

    fucking lay off u homo fags, you’re the faggots here saying a bunch of shit on a picture to prove your point, get a life and stop trying to conform to shit that you agree on, everyone has their own oppinion

    fuck off, and do something with you’re life.

    maybe your jelous because you resorted to sitting her talking about someone who will never see this instead of getting out there and making some music.

  6. samantha a.

    dude i love pete wentz
    hes not a queer and im not a 13 year old girl eather

    fucking lay off u homo fags, you’re the faggots here saying a bunch of shit on a picture to prove your point, get a life and stop trying to conform to shit that you agree on, everyone has their own oppinion

    fuck off, and do something with you’re life.

    maybe your jelous because you resorted to sitting her talking about someone who will never see this instead of getting out there and making some music.

  7. SheWhoRulesAll

    The two aren’t divorced yet? Geez, they break up every other day so Ashlee gets scared (and more insecure than she already is) and intentionally gets her stupid self knocked up. He should have seen right through that and refused to marry her, no matter how much her daddy threatened him. Pleeez! She should never have married a guy prettier, more feminine and TALENTED than she.

  8. SheWhoRulesAll

    And George W. Bush…once again, nothing you say is worth hearing once, much less three times. Get a life; it wasn’t that important.

  9. Elly

    yay! i hate ashlee go pete i mean that was an ass thing to do but still i love him lol i hope they get divorced

  10. Elly

    yay! i hate ashlee go pete i mean that was an ass thing to do but still i love him lol i hope they get divorced

  11. maggy

    YEAH FUCK ASHLEE GO PETE!!!!!!!!

  12. maggy

    YEAH FUCK ASHLEE GO PETE!!!!!!!!

  13. maggy

    YEAH FUCK ASHLEE GO PETE!!!!!!!!

  14. Scarlett

    GO PETE! I like ashlee but i really don’t think they should even got married they really dont make a great couple. Evanescence fits Pete wentz they would be a great couple!!!!!!!

  15. Krystil

    Pete Wentz has a right to do this because, Ashlee Simpson I sure has said crap about him that was worse rather it was made up or not. He is not a fag granted people can have their opinions. But Ashlee Simpson is a B**** to a lot of people. I wouldnt be suprised if she was that way to her own husband. In fact I even expected it. I think Pete and Ashlee should get a divorce because, Pete deserves way more! Pete is an amazing person and father and Ashlee is just some messed up woman on drugs! She does not treat him right and probably doesnt even know how to and I believe Pete deserves a lot better!

  16. Krystil

    Pete Wentz has a right to do this because, Ashlee Simpson I sure has said crap about him that was worse rather it was made up or not. He is not a fag granted people can have their opinions. But Ashlee Simpson is a B**** to a lot of people. I wouldnt be suprised if she was that way to her own husband. In fact I even expected it. I think Pete and Ashlee should get a divorce because, Pete deserves way more! Pete is an amazing person and father and Ashlee is just some messed up woman on drugs! She does not treat him right and probably doesnt even know how to and I believe Pete deserves a lot better!

  17. Bethany

    Pete Wentz is Awesome. You people should stop insulting him, you know he’s just having a laugh.

  18. Could not possibly hate this douchebag more. Wait until he could no longer is relevant (and he would not be if people were not so stupid and there was no such thing as a 13 year old girls will)

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