Pete Wentz really wants that divorce

After openly describing his sex life with Ashlee Simpson and not getting kicked out of the house, Pete Wentz has switched tactics and is now talking about her breast milk. And his drinking of said milk. You read that. NY Daily News reports:

Speaking on Sirius’ “The Monday Mash Up” show, Wentz described her milk as “weird” and “soury,” adding, “The baby [newborn Bronx Mowgli] loves it, it’s the only thing he’s had a chance to have.”
In a rather touching display of spousal sympathy, Wentz revealed he too piled on the pregnancy pounds while Ashlee was expecting.
“I gained 10 pounds at least,” he said. “I usually hang out around 135, 134, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face.”

Jesus. Ashlee Simpson must be the most laid back chick in the world – or dead. I mean, has anyone seen her since she had the baby? Just sayin’. In the meantime, Pete is playing with fire. Women hate when you tell their secrets. One time I told some people my girlfriend didn’t wear make-up to the gas station; She stabbed me. Granted, I also slept with her sister, but there’s no way that was the reason. That’s just crazy talk.

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