After openly describing his sex life with Ashlee Simpson and not getting kicked out of the house, Pete Wentz has switched tactics and is now talking about her breast milk. And his drinking of said milk. You read that. NY Daily News reports:
Speaking on Sirius’ “The Monday Mash Up” show, Wentz described her milk as “weird” and “soury,” adding, “The baby [newborn Bronx Mowgli] loves it, it’s the only thing he’s had a chance to have.”
In a rather touching display of spousal sympathy, Wentz revealed he too piled on the pregnancy pounds while Ashlee was expecting.
“I gained 10 pounds at least,” he said. “I usually hang out around 135, 134, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face.”
Jesus. Ashlee Simpson must be the most laid back chick in the world – or dead. I mean, has anyone seen her since she had the baby? Just sayin’. In the meantime, Pete is playing with fire. Women hate when you tell their secrets. One time I told some people my girlfriend didn’t wear make-up to the gas station; She stabbed me. Granted, I also slept with her sister, but there’s no way that was the reason. That’s just crazy talk.
Bill Clinton | December 24, 2008 at 10:58 am
What a fag
The Warden | December 24, 2008 at 11:00 am
I wish he’d commit a crime… because in prison they’d pass him around like a blunt.
EverybodylovesROUGHers | December 24, 2008 at 11:04 am
hes a jerk off,,,why didnt he stir fry the placenta….
Benji | December 24, 2008 at 11:06 am
That’s funny, Pete said the same thing about my sperm being soury and weird tasting.
illflux | December 24, 2008 at 11:08 am
Couldn’t possibly hate this douchebag more. Can’t wait until he’s no longer relevant (and he wouldn’t be now if people weren’t so stupid and there was no such thing as 13-year-old girls)
Danielle | December 24, 2008 at 11:13 am
It’s natural to try the milk. I probably will out of curiosity… but I don’t plan on making a meal outta it.
crabby old guy | December 24, 2008 at 11:15 am
Who exactly is this douche? Too bad that Old Man Simpson is also such a waste of DNA. A real dad would pound this little fucker into oblivion.
Hell, I’ll do it just for the pure pleasure of watching this guy poop himself as he dies.
Oh, and Merry Christmas.
Jeezy | December 24, 2008 at 11:18 am
GAY!
Merry Christmas everyone! Except Pete Wentz…
Gracie | December 24, 2008 at 11:20 am
Is he going bald? He is starting to look like a bald midget.
RichPort's Ghost | December 24, 2008 at 11:21 am
I’d like to hit him on the head with a few tube socks filled with rocks… well that or Cisco Adler’s balls…
lorie | December 24, 2008 at 11:21 am
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Clem | December 24, 2008 at 11:29 am
He’s just speaking for Joe Simpson.
How the hell is a grown man weighing in at 135lbs? What is he? A fucking gnome?
Jessica | December 24, 2008 at 11:37 am
if he was my husband, i’d punish him by making him drink a whole jug of my “soury” breast milk….
…with a lil arsenic for a kicker.
Warden | December 24, 2008 at 11:38 am
@12
Not only is the fag gene non-recessive, it’s incredibly light weight. And since Dick Wentz is oozing the fag gene….
RichPort's Ghost | December 24, 2008 at 11:41 am
If ever there was a guy who’s actual name should have been Ben Dover, it’s this guy…
tp | December 24, 2008 at 11:47 am
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RichPort's Ghost | December 24, 2008 at 11:53 am
“tp” has some closeted issues with homosexuality, methinks…
BonnieBell | December 24, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Whoa tp, meth isn’t for mixing with your morning coffee.
And on a post related note: What, is this Pete dude like 5 foot 2? How the hell does an adult guy weigh 135? I guess that’s what heroin does for you.
Girls, never date a man who weights as much as you could bench press.
Elron | December 24, 2008 at 12:18 pm
He looks like Brittney in these shots
Knee Ya Ha Ha | December 24, 2008 at 12:19 pm
‘Boy’ is HE ever going to get some ‘Fall-Out’ !
Cliff Notes : Thanks for the ‘quotes’ Knee – I don’t think I’d get that attempt at humor otherwise.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Notes – you asshole.
badonk | December 24, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Hahahaha. Yeah, where is Ashley??
Randal | December 24, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Fucking homo. For once, I have nothing nice to say.
SB | December 24, 2008 at 12:30 pm
what a big, ugly head this guy has. just look at that thing. in the main pic.
hollywood_hillbilly | December 24, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Wow, what a tool. Douchie, if this guy was a republican he would be… well, no, sorry, you would still be the biggest douche on this board.
klock | December 24, 2008 at 1:07 pm
next he’ll be eating shit straight from the baby’s diaper…
waynow | December 24, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Wow this guy must be competing with the good charlote brothers for the douchiest douche award!
grobpilot | December 24, 2008 at 2:21 pm
#22 Randal (if it really is you): Welcome to the “Hate All Fucking Wannabe Celebrities” club.
STevec | December 24, 2008 at 2:25 pm
what a toad
lola | December 24, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I still think he is cute. Not sexy, but cute. he seems so happy and genuinely nice. I could care less if he is a fag or whatever
PettyPape | December 24, 2008 at 4:33 pm
He represents the lollypop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild…
rebelins | December 24, 2008 at 4:43 pm
who is this guitar toting fag anyways??? lets move on to more pics of hot chicks! if i want to know about douchebags like this guy ill go read us weekly
This Poster | December 24, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Pete Wentz’s bisexual penis
Carlos | December 24, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Who cares? Ashlee is to blame, since she married a dude who’s into dudes. I’m just surprised he was drinking breast milk and not sausage water.
santa baby | December 24, 2008 at 7:51 pm
LMAO @ #19
Every single other thing on this page makes me want to vomit. The story and all of the comments.
oh and before I go
#29 it’s not “I could care less” it’s “I COULDN’T CARE LESS.”
If you could care less about him, then what exactly is the fucking point you’re trying to make? How does that information help us at all? You do actually care about him, but just for our information, you could care a little less. HUH??
You’re supposed to fucking LEARN THE LANGUAGE and USE IT PROPERLY not just copy what you hear other retards saying. I suppose you use the words ‘retarted’ and ‘discusting’ too ? THEY’RE (not their) WRONG
Santa Baby, You Rock | December 24, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Oh, you’re killin’ me. Please note that I used the apostrophe appropriately to spell “killing” as “killin’” since I’m imitating dialogue through prose. Yes, I, too, am a frustrating English major taking it out on the majority of people who obviously were asleep during grammer (that’s “grammer”) sessions. And I would also seriously kill the next bitch that doesn’t say, “I couldn’t care less,” as he or she should.
Dozer | December 24, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Maybe he and Spencer should do a duet. They both like guys and are both ultra douches.
santa baby | December 24, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Well, I don’t care about grammar. But people not grasping basic things pisses me off, which is why I felt the need to speak up.
gerard Vandenberg | December 24, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Americans need more “PROVE” we’re dealing here with a BOY-LOVER, folks?
bitingontinfoil | December 24, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Pathetic, emo wanna be poser closet fag.
You’re here,,,you’re queer,,,,get used to it!!!
friendlyfires | December 25, 2008 at 2:49 am
1.)@ tp – your meds wore off time to up the scrips, baby
2.)Like I care about the Ashley-Wentz antics yeesh, next he’ll blab about drinking her pee from the toilet – oops, well call that a friendlyfires exclusive
3.) My ham sandwich is missing – did Jamie Spears let Britney off the leash too long – get out an APB – this serious – I want that sandwich back – it had spicy mustard, dammit!
djsmith72 | December 25, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Real men don’t weigh 135 pounds…I didn’t even know 135 lb men had sperm….about 100 of it must be his head.
Roxi | December 25, 2008 at 10:47 pm
serious this guy is awfully bad looking, short legs, big head ewwwwww
Danklin24 | December 25, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Jesus, i just checked and this guy is going to be 30 next years. 30 and he still describes things as “weird” and “soury” Soury? i’ll have to look that one up. I’m pretty sure its how an 8 year old describes things as sour.
For christ sakes, Spencer Pratt is more of a man than this guy. At least Spencer can grow facial hair and doesnt go home and play with his Barbie Dream house. Or maybe he does.
norton | December 26, 2008 at 11:34 am
What a fag. Seriously.
Turd Ferguson | December 26, 2008 at 11:44 am
“Playin’ makeup and wearin’ guitar”
BTW, Its an insult to homosexuals to call this guy a fag.
bickus dickus | December 26, 2008 at 1:27 pm
in pic #3 you can see the sperm dripping out of the corner of his mouth
bickus dickus | December 26, 2008 at 1:27 pm
in pic #3 you can see the sperm dripping out of the corner of his mouth
Balls McCoy | December 26, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Does this guy ever look at himself before he leaves the house? He looks like a complete idiot. At least with the “grunge look” it was basic lumberjack working man type shit, this looks like he’d rather be getting worked on by a lumberjack.
Jeremy | December 26, 2008 at 3:06 pm
SWEET! Check it out, http://www.lasvegasnightlifenetwork.com/events/new-years-eve-pure-nightclub Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz are hosting an event at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas for New Year’s Eve. I know I’ll be there.
houston divorce lawyer | December 26, 2008 at 4:59 pm
That guy is such an idiot.