Pete Wentz really wants that divorce

December 24th, 2008 // 68 Comments

After openly describing his sex life with Ashlee Simpson and not getting kicked out of the house, Pete Wentz has switched tactics and is now talking about her breast milk. And his drinking of said milk. You read that. NY Daily News reports:

Speaking on Sirius’ “The Monday Mash Up” show, Wentz described her milk as “weird” and “soury,” adding, “The baby [newborn Bronx Mowgli] loves it, it’s the only thing he’s had a chance to have.”
In a rather touching display of spousal sympathy, Wentz revealed he too piled on the pregnancy pounds while Ashlee was expecting.
“I gained 10 pounds at least,” he said. “I usually hang out around 135, 134, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face.”

Jesus. Ashlee Simpson must be the most laid back chick in the world – or dead. I mean, has anyone seen her since she had the baby? Just sayin’. In the meantime, Pete is playing with fire. Women hate when you tell their secrets. One time I told some people my girlfriend didn’t wear make-up to the gas station; She stabbed me. Granted, I also slept with her sister, but there’s no way that was the reason. That’s just crazy talk.

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  1. Bill Clinton

    What a fag

  2. The Warden

    I wish he’d commit a crime… because in prison they’d pass him around like a blunt.

  3. hes a jerk off,,,why didnt he stir fry the placenta….

  4. Benji

    That’s funny, Pete said the same thing about my sperm being soury and weird tasting.

  5. illflux

    Couldn’t possibly hate this douchebag more. Can’t wait until he’s no longer relevant (and he wouldn’t be now if people weren’t so stupid and there was no such thing as 13-year-old girls)

  6. Danielle

    It’s natural to try the milk. I probably will out of curiosity… but I don’t plan on making a meal outta it.

  7. crabby old guy

    Who exactly is this douche? Too bad that Old Man Simpson is also such a waste of DNA. A real dad would pound this little fucker into oblivion.

    Hell, I’ll do it just for the pure pleasure of watching this guy poop himself as he dies.

    Oh, and Merry Christmas.

  8. Jeezy

    GAY!

    Merry Christmas everyone! Except Pete Wentz…

  9. Gracie

    Is he going bald? He is starting to look like a bald midget.

  10. I’d like to hit him on the head with a few tube socks filled with rocks… well that or Cisco Adler’s balls…

  11. lorie

    Merry Christmas!
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  12. Clem

    He’s just speaking for Joe Simpson.

    How the hell is a grown man weighing in at 135lbs? What is he? A fucking gnome?

  13. if he was my husband, i’d punish him by making him drink a whole jug of my “soury” breast milk….

    …with a lil arsenic for a kicker.

  14. Warden

    @12

    Not only is the fag gene non-recessive, it’s incredibly light weight. And since Dick Wentz is oozing the fag gene….

  15. If ever there was a guy who’s actual name should have been Ben Dover, it’s this guy…

  16. tp

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  17. “tp” has some closeted issues with homosexuality, methinks…

  18. BonnieBell

    Whoa tp, meth isn’t for mixing with your morning coffee.

    And on a post related note: What, is this Pete dude like 5 foot 2? How the hell does an adult guy weigh 135? I guess that’s what heroin does for you.

    Girls, never date a man who weights as much as you could bench press.

  19. Elron

    He looks like Brittney in these shots

  20. ‘Boy’ is HE ever going to get some ‘Fall-Out’ !

    Cliff Notes : Thanks for the ‘quotes’ Knee – I don’t think I’d get that attempt at humor otherwise.
    Knee Ya Ha Ha : Notes – you asshole.

  21. badonk

    Hahahaha. Yeah, where is Ashley??

  22. Randal

    Fucking homo. For once, I have nothing nice to say.

  23. SB

    what a big, ugly head this guy has. just look at that thing. in the main pic.

  24. Wow, what a tool. Douchie, if this guy was a republican he would be… well, no, sorry, you would still be the biggest douche on this board.

  25. klock

    next he’ll be eating shit straight from the baby’s diaper…

  26. waynow

    Wow this guy must be competing with the good charlote brothers for the douchiest douche award!

  27. grobpilot

    #22 Randal (if it really is you): Welcome to the “Hate All Fucking Wannabe Celebrities” club.

  28. STevec

    what a toad

  29. lola

    I still think he is cute. Not sexy, but cute. he seems so happy and genuinely nice. I could care less if he is a fag or whatever

  30. PettyPape

    He represents the lollypop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild…

  31. rebelins

    who is this guitar toting fag anyways??? lets move on to more pics of hot chicks! if i want to know about douchebags like this guy ill go read us weekly

  32. This Poster

    Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Pete Wentz’s bisexual penis

  33. Carlos

    Who cares? Ashlee is to blame, since she married a dude who’s into dudes. I’m just surprised he was drinking breast milk and not sausage water.

  34. santa baby

    LMAO @ #19

    Every single other thing on this page makes me want to vomit. The story and all of the comments.

    oh and before I go
    #29 it’s not “I could care less” it’s “I COULDN’T CARE LESS.”
    If you could care less about him, then what exactly is the fucking point you’re trying to make? How does that information help us at all? You do actually care about him, but just for our information, you could care a little less. HUH??

    You’re supposed to fucking LEARN THE LANGUAGE and USE IT PROPERLY not just copy what you hear other retards saying. I suppose you use the words ‘retarted’ and ‘discusting’ too ? THEY’RE (not their) WRONG

  35. Santa Baby, You Rock

    Oh, you’re killin’ me. Please note that I used the apostrophe appropriately to spell “killing” as “killin’” since I’m imitating dialogue through prose. Yes, I, too, am a frustrating English major taking it out on the majority of people who obviously were asleep during grammer (that’s “grammer”) sessions. And I would also seriously kill the next bitch that doesn’t say, “I couldn’t care less,” as he or she should.

  36. Dozer

    Maybe he and Spencer should do a duet. They both like guys and are both ultra douches.

  37. santa baby

    Well, I don’t care about grammar. But people not grasping basic things pisses me off, which is why I felt the need to speak up.

  38. Americans need more “PROVE” we’re dealing here with a BOY-LOVER, folks?

  39. bitingontinfoil

    Pathetic, emo wanna be poser closet fag.

    You’re here,,,you’re queer,,,,get used to it!!!

  40. friendlyfires

    1.)@ tp – your meds wore off time to up the scrips, baby
    2.)Like I care about the Ashley-Wentz antics yeesh, next he’ll blab about drinking her pee from the toilet – oops, well call that a friendlyfires exclusive
    3.) My ham sandwich is missing – did Jamie Spears let Britney off the leash too long – get out an APB – this serious – I want that sandwich back – it had spicy mustard, dammit!

  41. djsmith72

    Real men don’t weigh 135 pounds…I didn’t even know 135 lb men had sperm….about 100 of it must be his head.

  42. Roxi

    serious this guy is awfully bad looking, short legs, big head ewwwwww

  43. Danklin24

    Jesus, i just checked and this guy is going to be 30 next years. 30 and he still describes things as “weird” and “soury” Soury? i’ll have to look that one up. I’m pretty sure its how an 8 year old describes things as sour.

    For christ sakes, Spencer Pratt is more of a man than this guy. At least Spencer can grow facial hair and doesnt go home and play with his Barbie Dream house. Or maybe he does.

  44. norton

    What a fag. Seriously.

  45. Turd Ferguson

    “Playin’ makeup and wearin’ guitar”

    BTW, Its an insult to homosexuals to call this guy a fag.

  46. bickus dickus

    in pic #3 you can see the sperm dripping out of the corner of his mouth

  47. bickus dickus

    in pic #3 you can see the sperm dripping out of the corner of his mouth

  48. Balls McCoy

    Does this guy ever look at himself before he leaves the house? He looks like a complete idiot. At least with the “grunge look” it was basic lumberjack working man type shit, this looks like he’d rather be getting worked on by a lumberjack.

  49. SWEET! Check it out, http://www.lasvegasnightlifenetwork.com/events/new-years-eve-pure-nightclub Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz are hosting an event at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas for New Year’s Eve. I know I’ll be there.

  50. That guy is such an idiot.

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