Pete Wentz denies pregnancy rumors

April 15th, 2008 // 38 Comments

Pete Wentz denied the Ashlee Simpson pregnancy reports yesterday but, as of this post, Us Weekly is sticking to its stories. Here’s what Pete had to say to MTV News:

“There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood,” he wrote. “This is all news to me. I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean we’re engaged, that’s true, and happy about it.”
Asked again if he was denying reports that Simpson is pregnant, Wentz, 28, replied, “Yeah.”

Hmm, you know what else starts witch hunts? Making a fucking video where you say your girlfriend is pregnant! Man, what a chooch. That be like me complaining that people always want me to cut metal in half with my laser wang. Or perform invasive surgery with it. I publicized it’s awesomeness therefore I gotta pay the price. It’s time to man-up, Pete Wentz. I mean, Christ, you’ve got a baby on the way.

EDIT: Added pics of Ashlee at LAX last night. Are those prego-boobs I see?

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  1. m

    Please no pregnancy, please!

  2. noneyobeezwax

    it couldn’t possibly be his – for he has no penis.

  3. theo

    this video actually made me like both of them for the first time ever. it’s funny. it’s self-deferential. it’s more than i would have expected out of them.

  4. justifiable

    Can’t download brains, either.

  5. miggs

    When he said “I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover” the room went dead silent, except for a clock going tick-tick-tick-tick…

  6. Ted from LA

    Laser penis? No wonder it takes you so long to post new shit.

  7. lolal

    Who the fuck is Pete Wentz? Ashlee Simpson is that chick who lip synchs on SNL, but who’s this Wentz guy? Is he Justin Long’s emo brother?

  8. Wouldn’t that require Pete to have a wenis for Ashley to be pregnant?

  9. SOMEBODY PLEASE SHUT THAT FUCKING IDIOT UP.

    what do I get out of doing something for Africa?

    can’t help in Katrina because they’d only fly me coach.

    illegal downloading of music the biggest problem facing our generation?

    that guy has no brain whatsoever, and neither does his girlfriend (who I fucked in the ass and took pictures of)

  10. Lancy

    She is so beautiful!I love her.Maybe many men like her,too.If you want to know her more,you would go to “SeekingRich.com”
    .She is also on “SeekingRich.com”,there are a lot of reports about her.You can contact her on that website.

  11. Anexio

    I happy for ash and that guy becasue the baby is buatifuel and they are our future of course. I wish jesicca would have some baby to so that the two sisters can raise twins together and they can be best frindes like ash and jesicca. I hope that ash makes more pop because I really like her stuff but its not as good as brit but who is? Ha ha, nobody.

  12. Boob Rider

    He’s not gay? I didn’t think he was trying to cover it up. This is one mixed up cracker.

  13. luna

    HA HA HA that shit is just to funny
    “baby pass me the Cheeto’s (i wash my self with a rag on a stick) ”

    how much eye liner did he have on, like i know the lighting was bad but he still had alot of effin makeup on, thats a bit GAY to me, dont matter if you are a wanna be rock star or not, when KISS did it it was cool this guy is just a fag.

    oh and you just gotta love his morals, they are so high up there. i am to lazy to help with the Katrina victims beside what do i get out of helping people ……

    if any one needs help it is him, he is a victim of his own self deluded penis loving ego.
    or he just poked him self in the eye with his eye liner he can no longer see the real word

    you know i wanna go and down load some music now haha
    but no one could pay me enough to down load any of the both of theirs cause they ain’t worth shit. the music suck, as a couple they suck.

  14. Snevetsy_Lime

    Pete is fighting Heidi and Spencer for first place on my “Dumb Shits” list.

  15. Emmerskue

    Um….I think the video was him being sarcastic.
    He’s talking about our future generation and how it can be saved.

    It’s actually quite funny and genius.
    The song at the end confirms it for me.

  16. Boob Rider

    #15 That’s going to be one knock down, drag out, war of attrition. The people mentioned are the most legendary Dumb Shits I’ve ever heard of. Even W would say “Wow, those personages are fucking stupid!”

  17. Angus

    I think she lip-syncs having sex with him.

  18. Jenipurrr

    dude…he is so freakin’ gay…and I dont mean gay as in “i like men…gay” I mean he is gay like “I wish I were a woman so I’m gonna marry a girl with a bigger chin than me” sorta gay. Ugh…the only thing that could make his face more freakish is dentures….ugh.

    If she is knocked up then it should make the record books. “Woman with world’s largest chin impregnated by Ms. Gay Chin”

    Yeah, that is is new name…Gay Chin. Brings images of countless money shots on his face, no?

  19. ricard0

    Why are there pictures of a 12 year old Vietnamese prostitute down the side of the homepage?

  20. I go diarrhea. Bad.

  21. big teeth

    Ugh..nice chin Ashlee, you ugly freaking hatchet-face..

  22. Kayleigh Chrzan

    actually this is quite funny. i guess some people on here don’t get sarcasm??

  23. Supervixen

    Yeah, I bet Pete can’t wait for those gay rumors, which uh, already exist. Everyone knows he’s queer, so there’s no point in people talking about it. He’s one hot fag though, ya gotta admit it…

    STOP wearing eyeliner and hoodies that are 2x too small– and get rid of that STUPID tattoo above your lame-o package.

  24. mellie

    Anexio, every single time u speak i get chills…sweet god u are always spot-on with ur comments. Never mind those ppl that say u have the intelligence of a garbage bag…they are jealous, just plain jealous. Please keep posting ur opinions…its straight entertainment (unlike pete wentz)

    thanks
    Mel

  25. ubee0173

    pete wentz looks like a thin rosie odonnell.
    thats all i have to say about that.

  26. Fumus

    Please proof read…

    “That be like me complaining that people always want to me to cut metal in half with my laser wang”

  27. Michelle

    … not only is the thought of these two reproducing, incredibly disturbing. but the offspring, oh god. *quivers* If it somehow by the grace of all holy-ness does not inherit Ashley Simpson’s chin then it has a chance at looking decently attractive. but for the intellectual portion of it all? that kid is fucked! But hey, I’m sure it will be the most popular kid in all of the special ed classes.

  28. I hope she’s not really pregnant, because I plan on kicking her in the belly if I ever run in to her….. and by “if I ever” of course I mean when her housekeeper that I have tied up behind me stops telling me “Meester, I dun no…”

    Shut it Consuela! You have two choices, talk or suck….

  29. linnea

    thats not ashlee in the photos. in looks nothing like her. and if she were preggers she wouldn’t even have the big boobs until a few months from now.

  30. It seems like being pregnant is the new black. Now celebs are eager to get knocked up as opposed to 15 years ago when young starlets had to consider to get an abortion or lose their career. I think it’s a tab bit overkill and it really seems celebs are now saying, “screw the pill and condoms if I get knocked up I can sell my baby pics for 3 million”

    Who gives a crap that this freak of nature is knocked up. She’s ugly, the boyfriend is ugly, and I hope for the baby’s sake it’s not ugly too! I just don’t like her, she is SO FAKE!

  31. What a ^%$&$%$ woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported her joined the rich woman seeking sugar babies site ”w e a l t h y l o v in g . c o m ” and she is mentioned to find her sugar boy there! the magazine foolx she????????????or fools us?????

  32. uncle vee

    not pregger-boobs, just some nice simpson jigglers

  33. jonathanwithaj

    Who’s the Jamaican retard that posted this? “That be like me complaining that people always want to me to cut metal in half with my laser wang.” Listen buddy (and when I say buddy I mean complete stranger that couldn’t post a clever blog if his laser wang slapped him in the face with one, and when I say laser wang I mean stank vagina, okay now that we’re clear on all of that) you should read your blog before you post it. It’s simple, spell check won’t catch retarded Jamaican wording, no matter how many times you run it. Actually, why don’t you double check your resume while your at it. I think you might have misspelled writer; that’s an “a” after the “w”, not a “r”.

  34. jonathanwithaj

    Who’s the Jamaican retard that posted this? “That be like me complaining that people always want to me to cut metal in half with my laser wang.” Listen buddy (and when I say buddy I mean complete stranger that couldn’t post a clever blog if his laser wang slapped him in the face with one, and when I say laser wang I mean stank vagina, okay now that we’re clear on all of that) you should read your blog before you post it. It’s simple, spell check won’t catch retarded Jamaican wording, no matter how many times you run it. Actually, why don’t you double check your resume while your at it. I think you might have misspelled writer; that’s an “a” after the “w”, not a “r”.

  35. Rex

    She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on “SeekingRich.com” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.You can contact her on that site.

  36. FCS

    She ‘s looking very masculine in these pics. But I guess someone in this couple has to be man.

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