“There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood,” he wrote. “This is all news to me. I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean we’re engaged, that’s true, and happy about it.”
Asked again if he was denying reports that Simpson is pregnant, Wentz, 28, replied, “Yeah.”
Hmm, you know what else starts witch hunts? Making a fucking video where you say your girlfriend is pregnant! Man, what a chooch. That be like me complaining that people always want me to cut metal in half with my laser wang. Or perform invasive surgery with it. I publicized it’s awesomeness therefore I gotta pay the price. It’s time to man-up, Pete Wentz. I mean, Christ, you’ve got a baby on the way.
EDIT: Added pics of Ashlee at LAX last night. Are those prego-boobs I see?