Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are clowns

July 10th, 2007 // 107 Comments
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Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz claims to have quit drinking, and was seen only downing Fuji water during Saturday night’s dinner at the Stereo House in Water Mill. However, later at the Hpnotiq party at Dune he was seen drinking from a Perrier bottle his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson had filled with champagne. The NY Daily News reports:

Later as he manned the turntables at the Hpnotiq party at Dune in Southampton, girlfriend Ashlee Simpson decanted Veuve Clicquot into an empty Perrier bottle for him. As Wentz sipped in the deejay booth, a fellow emcee announced, “Look at our man Wentz. He’s drinking Perrier; that’s all he drinks.”

What kind of clown person announces that they’re drinking Perrier? Is it to let all the people who hadn’t seen his face yet know he’s an ass? I’m surprised he didn’t tie a sweater around his neck and then invite everybody to tee off at some country club he doesn’t belong to. I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure it’s 100% legal for you to stab this guy in the face. You’d probably even get a medal or something.

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  1. Abi

    I don’t think it’s fair for anyone who enters a relationship with a plastic alien to expect them to bear normal-looking children. Their spawn will most likely have the gigantic shnoz and Jay Leno chin of their mother. And who knows…maybe they’ll end up being queer lady-pants wearing Cover Girls like Pops.

  2. cammi

    I tried to like Ashlee but half a day later i was back to hating her guts!!!!

  3. TJ

    SCREW YOU GUYS THATS HATING ON MY BOY PETE! you guys dont know shit!!!

    if you didnt like him so much, than why the hell are you waisting so much nrg on giving a shit about what he does?!

    dont b mad cuz he’s FRIGG’n AWESOME and you couldn’t even pull a freaking trick turner!

    GET OFF HIS NUTS!

    *dewey’s*

    -Tj

  4. Hater

    Pete “butt igly” wentz blows dogs for quarters…and so does TJ

  5. Hater

    Pete “butt ugly” wentz blows dogs for quarters…and so does TJ

  6. so beautiful and sexy,good!

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