Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz claims to have quit drinking, and was seen only downing Fuji water during Saturday night’s dinner at the Stereo House in Water Mill. However, later at the Hpnotiq party at Dune he was seen drinking from a Perrier bottle his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson had filled with champagne. The NY Daily News reports:
Later as he manned the turntables at the Hpnotiq party at Dune in Southampton, girlfriend Ashlee Simpson decanted Veuve Clicquot into an empty Perrier bottle for him. As Wentz sipped in the deejay booth, a fellow emcee announced, “Look at our man Wentz. He’s drinking Perrier; that’s all he drinks.”
What kind of clown person announces that they’re drinking Perrier? Is it to let all the people who hadn’t seen his face yet know he’s an ass? I’m surprised he didn’t tie a sweater around his neck and then invite everybody to tee off at some country club he doesn’t belong to. I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure it’s 100% legal for you to stab this guy in the face. You’d probably even get a medal or something.
T-Dub | July 10, 2007 at 3:11 pm
first biznatch
maeby | July 10, 2007 at 3:13 pm
How is this newsworthy? They have always been inept,and socially retarded. Anything that they do anymore is really just a preamble to them becoming 2-d caricatures of themselves.
notanicegirl | July 10, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Pete Wentz is a major douche. How is he getting girls at all? I get the Ashlee isn’t exactly a catch the cartoonish teeth are just too much. I just can’t stand him. Hopefully we’re on 14:59 of his 15 minutes.
wedgeone | July 10, 2007 at 3:16 pm
At least Ashlee doesn’t have to worry about vaginal chafing.
TheRage | July 10, 2007 at 3:18 pm
i’m just glad she’s holding her dress shut so we don’t have to look at her snatch.
iburl | July 10, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Perrier makes a great douche too, just like Pete Wentz.
Jack | July 10, 2007 at 3:19 pm
We’re already looking at her shaved snatch, she just calls it a chin
Shinanigans | July 10, 2007 at 3:20 pm
i think his shirts on sideways
zippysweetcheeks | July 10, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Ashlee Simpson looks like a younger version of Drew Berrymore
S | July 10, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Ashlee needs to wash her hair.
The Ninja Trebuchet | July 10, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Actually, you’d get 2 medals.
joflo | July 10, 2007 at 3:35 pm
way to be an enabler, ashlee. why don’t you bring some mcdonalds to a fat camp or some aerosol to the ozone layer.
lalaland | July 10, 2007 at 3:35 pm
*yawn*
hotyute | July 10, 2007 at 3:37 pm
The gayest thing since Clay, hand to god. He is such a pussy, just look at it (don’t… stare…at…it…too…long…u…might want…to…rape…it) oh dear, u’r humping ur pc screen aren’t u? :(
TS | July 10, 2007 at 3:38 pm
I said it before, I’ll say it again. If you say FIRST, you are a DORK. There is simply no way around it. Period. End of discussion. In fact, you might be a dork by virtue of being the first one actually to comment, let alone telling everyone that you are FIRST. I haven’t decided on that yet. Just remember: FIRST=DORK.
Harold | July 10, 2007 at 3:39 pm
I don’t think they have sex, at least not the two of them alone. Peteyboy, being an emo, lies down and licks Ashlee for hours, while Jessica sneaks in and pounds him up the ass. Eventually Papa Joe puts the camera down, opens the closet door, and slides his cock down Ashlee’s throat.
God, I’m so fuckin hard right now.
suckit TS | July 10, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Actually, the first thing is kinda funny. What’s weird is when people get all pissy over it. In other words, shut up.
HankTheDwarf | July 10, 2007 at 3:44 pm
OMGH ASHLEE WAS SO MUCH HOTTER BEFORE THE NOSE JOB.
NOW SHES JUST THE THIRD OLSEN TROLL.
BaldAsBritney | July 10, 2007 at 3:46 pm
I can only hope these two are working on a duet as we speak.
if there is a god, that is.
combustion8 | July 10, 2007 at 3:47 pm
what a douschie looking ape face.. I nominate him as the ‘Dousche of the Universe’ … his band sucks also.
TS | July 10, 2007 at 3:48 pm
PLEASE tell me how it’s even remotely funny. Because it’s about as funny as saying that the Los Angeles Dodgers wear blue hats. Now you’re a dork too. Suck on that dork.
charm | July 10, 2007 at 3:48 pm
I drink too if I had to spend any amount of time with ashlee simpson. god she’s annoying.
Papa Joe | July 10, 2007 at 3:51 pm
We should have charged royalties. He first got the idea for calling his band “Fall Out Boy” when he accidentally went into Jessica’s bedroom and saw her taking off her pants.
leelee | July 10, 2007 at 3:51 pm
So when did drinking Perrier become pretentious?
What’s more deserving of a rant is the fact that Ashlee Olsen– sorry SIMPSON– is sneaking her alcoholic boyfriend booze. charming.
FRIST!!! | July 10, 2007 at 3:58 pm
That’s funny. I usually drink water and pretend it’s vodka. That way when I trip I can blame it on the booze….
FRIST!!! | July 10, 2007 at 3:59 pm
I trip a lot. I’m clumsy.
FRIST!!! | July 10, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Plus I drink a LOT of vodka
FRIST!!! | July 10, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Hey #15, I’m FRIST!!! So I must be a DROK!!!
lambman | July 10, 2007 at 4:05 pm
They deserve eachother.
Quinn | July 10, 2007 at 4:10 pm
I thought he was gay!? I’ve been living under a rock.
She should get a girlfriend of the year award for that display of support.
If they procreate… dear gawd i don’t even want to imagine.
mrs.t | July 10, 2007 at 4:11 pm
“Can I get an order of Shame and Silliness to go with my Perrier? Wait-forget it, I brought my own.”
mrs.t | July 10, 2007 at 4:14 pm
“Look at our man Wentz, rocking the Bumble & Bumble pomade in his perfectly styled coiffe!” Then visit his website @ http://www.tryingwaytoohard.com
miss oblivious | July 10, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Ashley got plastic surgery and then ends up with someone that looks like that?! I’m sorry, but the mofo is fugly as hell (and looks like he would be into boys, not girls). Ashley, on the other hand, sure got prettier since she had her nose wittled down.
Chauncey Gardner | July 10, 2007 at 4:16 pm
If these two pinheads reproduce, the music industry will never recover. Looks like I’m going to have to step in and fuck Ashley pregnant and save the future.
max | July 10, 2007 at 4:17 pm
FIRST
DefinatelyTrying | July 10, 2007 at 4:30 pm
I think I’d rather have the guy for dinner instead of the girl. She looks terrible and he looks hot. He is so cute.
TS | July 10, 2007 at 4:32 pm
You’re only a dork if you check in every 2 seconds to bee if you are the first, just so you can say you are first. Other that that, you’re just a wise ass. But I am the first to admit that I am a wise ass so you are alright in my book.
Guess Who!!!! | July 10, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Hey FRIST!!!
Hill | July 10, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Oh my god, #6 freaking hilarious
Blow Me Hard Bitch | July 10, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Damn…. looks like she’s walking kinda bow-legged…. that scuzzbag she’s with must be plowing her field with a mule dick.
mrs.t | July 10, 2007 at 4:52 pm
@ 36- where are all your zzzzzz’s kelli?
mrs.t | July 10, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Also, the word ‘definitely’ does not contain the letter ‘a’.
But the word ‘dumbass’ does.
Bill Clinton | July 10, 2007 at 4:59 pm
#42:
So does fucktard. As in “Kelli is a fucktard.”
Jimbo | July 10, 2007 at 4:59 pm
You are ruthless Mrs T:)
Bern | July 10, 2007 at 5:01 pm
I think it’s legal to stab anyone who dates a Simpson sister in the face – her name ends with a “ee,” for the love of fuck.
Someone named her that ON PURPOSE!
Double “e” should be reserved for strippers and Mexican cartoon characters.
Jesus Christ.
Bill Clinton | July 10, 2007 at 5:12 pm
#45:
OMG! That explains the Nicole Brown Simpson murder!!!
OJ got confused and offed the wrong Simpson!
Bill Clinton | July 10, 2007 at 5:14 pm
I live in bizzaro world. That’s why ya kill Simpsons and not the freaks they date. You gotta stop ‘em from breeding.
Miserable Bastard | July 10, 2007 at 5:17 pm
When Ashlee Simpson speaks, can you hear the words before her mouth moves?
justifiable | July 10, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Decanted Veuve Clicquot into a Perrier bottle? Well, good luck with that mess. If they had any brains they’d just uncork a bottle of Perrier Jouet – it IS Perrier, right?
star69 | July 10, 2007 at 6:01 pm
He’s a fake and he’s a dating a fake. Fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake.
Oh did I mention they were both fake?
Fukin fakes!