During an interview with Vogue Hommes International at Claridge’s hotel in London, Pete Doherty pulled out a crack pipe and said:
“I always stumble back into it sooner or later, even if it’s for a half hour a day,” he says of the pipe, made from a miniature Martell Cognac bottle.
He then admitted he engaged in prostitution to feed his habit:
“There was no shame, because I kind of knew they were just lonely pissed-up old queens. And 20 quid was a lot of money!”
What kind of sad sad women (men?) are paying Pete Doherty for sex? You could glue fake eyes to a mop and get something more attractive. And seriously, if you’re gonna have sex with Pete Doherty why not save yourself some money and just do it with a dumpster. It’d probably be more fun anyway.
UPDATE: Does ‘queens’ mean the same thing in the UK as it does in the US?
Hmmm…
Hey Tonay.
Now that’s a good comeback, DanYELL! Good for you, Sasquatch!!!
DanYELL is like a vaccum…she blows, sucks and gets laid in the closet.
I jest…DanYELL ain’t so bad…..she’d give you the hair off her back if you asked!
danielle’s like Burger King… have it your way.
danielle’s so black she spits chocolate milk….. she’s so black she keeps getting marked absent at night school.
danielle’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Alright, enough with the fucking simile’s.
DanYELL is like a bowling ball… she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and she still comes back for more
Uuuhhh… a simile is when you use “like” or “as”. For example:
danielle is AS dumb as a brick (sorry bricks, juuust trying to make an example).
danielle smells LIKE shit.
See? The rest are just servings of humble pie my tootsie rolled lil kim lookalike.
I heard a couple of dirty mother fuckers the other day sayin, “DanYELL is like the cable bill….I haven’t paid the bitch in three months!!”
And oh, if I may, the pluralized form of simile would simply be “similes”, as opposed to the possesive apostrophe “s” you idiotically added. They teach that stuff in middle school you know. Maybe they’ll give you a lack of intelligence waiver and let you back in.
@107.
Ya used “like” in 104 you stupid ass cracker. Instead of trying to “correct” my grammar, try learning some yourself. Fucking dingbat.
@110 — Please refer to comment #110. And of course by refer to comment #110 I mean go fuck yourself. You’re like kicking bunnies… fun at first, but a little messy on the shoes after a while.
@111.
Well, kicking yourself in the nuts isn’t messy…since ya have none.
Go kick yourself in the crotch for a coupla hours. Maybe the blood will rush to your brain so you can post more “original” comebacks.
#96 Right on.
#84 as I am he and you are she and we are all together
#87 is my favorite
Esteemed AuthorPerson, you insult crack whores everywhere.
Re #5- do *not* give that pedo freak *ideas*.
was, is, always will be!
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# 87 Isn’t that line you said stolen from “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air”? Seriosuly, it is. I heard it on there.
No offence.
Is that roadkill under his hat?
I fucking love Pete Doherty. And you know he must me A-MAZING in the sack… most STD infested junkies are. But he has absolutely NO pigment in his skin whatsoever at all… I think he and Ms. Dunst would be quite a sexy couple…
I love Pete Doherty because he does the craziest things. He’s a 30 something man who looks like a 16 year old boy who has just seen a ghost. Go Pete Doherty! I really wish for him to just jump out of the bushes and shoot me with a water gun one of these days.
Wow, before your site, I didn’t even know who Pete Dougherty was. Now I know all too much…
I really love the term “fuckTard”.
I think I am going to try to work it into my everyday conversations.
Including easter Dinner:
“Nana, Could you please stop being a FuckTard and pass the ham salad?”
Oops gotta go, My FuckTard boss is giving me the stink eye!
Pete Doherty is a talentless fucktard.
Wearing junkie business on his sleeve is so uncool and doesn’t alter the fact that his music sucks big time.
fuck this shit pete doherty is the fittest thing <3
fuck this shit pete doherty is the fittest thing <3