Pete Doherty, quit Bogart-ing all the Winehouse. Jerk.

May 14th, 2008 // 84 Comments

Either I’m hallucinating from the bottle of Benadryl I just downed (stupid allergies) or God really hates my eyes – with a vengeance generally reserved for Revelations. These are pics of Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty sharing a creepy-ass kiss at a party she threw last night. I gotta admit, partying with Amy Winehouse would be off the chain gang. I mean, you know you’re going to see a human corpse by the end of the night. And I’m not just talking about Amy.

Thanks to Hattie who’s a Hottie Boom-Blattie.

Photos: ISO Images, Splash News, The Sun

  1. df

    Fish you don’t now nothing about Europe. NOT A THING but I do. On our senior class trip we went to Beerlin, Paris and France. And I learned alot about there culture. They dont speak American but they have McDonalds and Burger Kings like US and EuroDisney was totally kick ass.

  2. Lord of Bacon

    #48 lol OK mom. I’d respond but I don’t give a fuck .

  3. Sven

    I told you not to do it.. I’m coming for you with that ice cream scoop.. you hurt my eyes again with that skankawhore!

    Next time you see an ice cream truck, run for cover!

  4. TundraFire Nightfire

    Do these people ever bathe or change into clean clothes?

  5. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Chupacabra

    what are they just partying in the street now?

    He just got out of jail and said he didn’t want to think about it again, and was going to try to stay clean.

    That lasted like… one day.

    If you need drugs in the UK, just look for Amy… she’s roaming the streets somewhere.

    @54 – no, they are european junkies – just as dirty as regular ones I suppose.

    and no, we don’t know why he’s wielding a shoe, per say, but knowing him, it has drugs of somekind inside them… was he checking that guitar for a stash, too?

  7. p00

    This guy has the worst jawline ever, like a chicken!

  8. not cool

    wow
    i hope they don’t spawn.

  9. redsonja1313

    so sadd she has wasted her talent…..they should just share needles and die a hideous Sid & Nacy death

  10. havoc

    #26….its not a gay scat site, so it really shouldn’t concern you…..

    .

  11. Banquo

    They kiss with their eye’s open so they can make sure the other person doesn’t try to steal their drugs. “Mmmm,..your kisses taste like french fries in an ashtray baby and,….HEY,..where’s my heroin,…give that back!!”

  12. pat

    #59. redsonja1313 beat me to it.
    Sid and Nancy 2008 version.

  13. Lola1

    Get her off the goddamn drugs!!!!

    Why is noone thingying her ass to REHAB !!!!!!!!

    Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!

  14. Lola1

    Get her off the goddamn drugs!!!!

    Why is noone thingying her ass to REHAB !!!!!!!!

    Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!

  15. Lola1

    “As nasty as Amy W is……..at least she is a serious step up from Kate Moss.”

    They’re both lovely.

  16. Lola1

    “As nasty as Amy W is……..at least she is a serious step up from Kate Moss.”

    They’re both lovely.

  17. michi

    #51 you sound like a moron. you cannot spell, and your grammar is atrocious. even had you not mentioned a school trip, i would’ve guessed a teenager. and its english, not american. although, something tells me you are being purposefully dense…

  18. iAM

    I probably wont follow up with u douches comments but who really cares. she makes fantastic music and i dont know her. as long as she makes good music shes cool. Since when did u need morals, ect.. to make good music? Some ppl r nothing and would be nothing being sober. let the girl be ana so long as she stays alive and keep the music coming. if ur so worried, go help the junkie in the corner that doesnt have millions. as for now, shes got the upper hand anyways.
    im not sure why i just posted this bah!

  19. aL

    WTF EW.

  20. korina_jebediah

    He’s not kissing her.
    In fact, he’s trying to steal the rests of drugs in Amy’s cavitys.

    Jeez, that was a lot of S’

  21. He had to kiss her to distract her so he could reach up and steal the stash she keeps in the beehive.

    And here I thought the grossest thing crackwhores did was fuck nasty black guys for a fix. Kissing winehouse is a new low even for pete.

  22. lambman

    look how wide his eye is open in the main pic, creepy he’s not even closing his mind and pretending he’s still with co-Kate

  23. gay4girls

    Jodi got good gwammoh.

    Poor Amy. Poor Pete. It’s really a shame, because Pete passed the the amount of drugs you can do and still make a good record and Amy went from weed to Hunter S. Thompson’s briefcase in Fear and Loathing with no record in between, so we’ll never know if she could do a drug record. I thought maybe she could go the Billie Holliday route and be a bad ass crack-whore but now I’m thinking Courtney Love. Shame.

  24. mems

    pete’s so ho0o0o0ot!!!

  25. Sure

    Pete is an ass-hat .. all that talent and he’s always higher than the kite I owned when I was four.

    Amy is…

  26. zuzuspetals

    What does she do with her hair thing while she’s having sex? Does she sit it on the nightstand? Or does she wear it? It seems like it could fall off and hurt someone.

  27. Be my guest!!
    SORRY, I have this instant feeling for PUKING and SHITTING, adios!!

  28. Flibbert

    Ladies and Gentlement, for the first time, please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Oozing Coldsore!

  29. Linsey

    Hahahaha i’ve never thought about it but those two are made for eachother. Perfect match i say

  30. Meyeraustin

    Pete Doherty exchanging bodily fluids with Amy Winehouse?

    I think a new disease just got created.

  31. Meyeraustin

    The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia just went into Threat Condition Alpha.

  32. dukseewhorse

    Anyone ever watched the Stephen King movie SLEEPWALKERS???

    Nuff said….

    Here kitty, kitty!!

  33. Erica

    Terrifying….

  34. Jay-zus

    OMG the first coupla pix are just sooooo weird.. his eyes are so far open and staring, it’s totally bizarre

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