Either I’m hallucinating from the bottle of Benadryl I just downed (stupid allergies) or God really hates my eyes – with a vengeance generally reserved for Revelations. These are pics of Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty sharing a creepy-ass kiss at a party she threw last night. I gotta admit, partying with Amy Winehouse would be off the chain gang. I mean, you know you’re going to see a human corpse by the end of the night. And I’m not just talking about Amy.
Thanks to Hattie who’s a Hottie Boom-Blattie.
Photos: ISO Images, Splash News, The Sun
df | May 14, 2008 at 12:21 pm
you don’t now nothing about Europe. NOT A THING
sportsdvl | May 14, 2008 at 12:21 pm
It’s like 2 zombies trying to eat each other’s brains!
df | May 14, 2008 at 12:21 pm
you don’t know nothing about Europe. NOT A THING
sportsdvl | May 14, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Is that Amy Crackhouse posting on #1 & #3? Make some sense moron.
havoc | May 14, 2008 at 12:25 pm
J-U-N-K-I-E-S.
Not newsworthy whatsoever.
More pics of Kim’s ass please…….
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havoc | May 14, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Wealthy Romance . com is an Identity Theft Scam.
DO NOT GO TO THAT WEBSITE.
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FRIST!!! | May 14, 2008 at 12:27 pm
I always knew those two would end up together.
What a cute crackle, er… COUPLE!! That’s what I meant.
Thegrayway | May 14, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Oh my God, a double puke whammy so early. Thanks a lot – my day is ruined.
Jimbo | May 14, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I think I would rather french kiss my grandmother than kiss Amy Whinewhore..
Ted from LA | May 14, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Night of the living dead… Sometimes it takes more than death to kill a person.
It's me Fuckers | May 14, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I think they are just perfect for each other. It’ll be no time when they OD together. Perfect.
JM | May 14, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I’m pretty sure if she got pregnant with his seed she would have a litter of crack nuggets.
First Bitches | May 14, 2008 at 12:35 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!
Jodi | May 14, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Seems like the Gatekeeper and Keymaster have finally met – the advent of Hell’s on a delay…
THAT’S A REFERENCE FROM “GHOSTBUSTERS”, in honour of your Rick Moranis comment Fish!
It’s been sunny here in Ireland for over a week now, so I’m slightly disorientated.
^Jodi
It's me Fuckers | May 14, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I just can’t stop looking at them!! It’s like a horror film, you know what is happening but you just can’t take your eyes off of the revolting scene unfolding before your eyes! They are both equally revolting.
andie | May 14, 2008 at 12:40 pm
She overdid it with the Jenny Craig thing.
Jenny Craig is a crack dealer, right?
They should put a new reality show on A&E:
Celebrity intervention. Imagine the ratings!
I can think of who I’d nominate first.
Jrz | May 14, 2008 at 12:41 pm
God, these two would make Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston look like Ward and June Cleaver. They wouldn’t have children, they’d conceive bacteria spores.
KB | May 14, 2008 at 12:42 pm
wow. that is…disturbing.
It’s burned into my retinas….
Auntie Kryst | May 14, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Amy threw a party? Who’s up for a game of pin the needle in the junkie??
antoine | May 14, 2008 at 12:50 pm
They both need to wash there hands. That is just nasty. There is no reason for a persons hands to be that dirty!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 14, 2008 at 12:51 pm
I let out an audible “EEEWWWWWWWW” when I saw the picture and now everyone knows I wasn’t really working. Thanks alot Fish dude… thanks a fucking lot.
lipper | May 14, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Pete is her doppelganger!
His eyes are freakin my ass out. LIke he’s trying to suck her soul out of her. Sorry dude, that’s been long gone. Can’t kill the living dead.
Ted from LA | May 14, 2008 at 1:00 pm
It looks like they spelled “asshole” wrong on his neck.
mcbeef | May 14, 2008 at 1:05 pm
#6 – No fuck?
Kim Lard-ass-ian | May 14, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Go easy on the fake tan Amy! Of all the Brits in England, Scotland, Wales and N.Ireland why do you pick this pair if prize cunts for your page for fecks sake?!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 14, 2008 at 1:09 pm
#6 – so you actually checked it out? I smell a winner. Of douchyness
snarky | May 14, 2008 at 1:14 pm
now if thats not a match made in…well, maybe hell… but what a hell of a perfect match that is. Obviously Amy doesn’t want to get clean off drugs if thats who she’s hooking up with. Imagine all the diseases & germs they share amongst themselves; eeech; skeevy.
FRIST!!! | May 14, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Sometimes dead is better..
MinVermont | May 14, 2008 at 1:15 pm
She really is gross….
nipolian | May 14, 2008 at 1:19 pm
As nasty as Amy W is……..at least she is a serious step up from Kate Moss.
Vet | May 14, 2008 at 1:21 pm
EWWW!EWWW!EWWW! (as I point in disgust!)
Jodi | May 14, 2008 at 1:24 pm
What I really wanted to say was that if God existed he would have just vomited, so I figure that what has actually happened is that Richard Dawkins has just vomited on a Jesus action figure.
I’m not joking when I say that I feel like being sick – I just can’t imagine that either of them brushes their teeth;* it’d be like kissing a mossy garden path that takes drugs.
*Semi-colon alert – score +5.
^Jodi.
bah | May 14, 2008 at 1:27 pm
in the default picture he looks like he’s trying to suck any possible cocaine residue out of her.
mcbeef | May 14, 2008 at 1:27 pm
#6 – No fuck?
FRIST!!! | May 14, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I would let you kiss my mossy garden patch once this deplorable rash clears up. Damn you Jimbo
tp | May 14, 2008 at 1:33 pm
He kisses with his eyes wide open like some kind of freak!!!! I’m going to have nightmares for the rest of my life!!!
woodhorse | May 14, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Let’s see Keith Richards try that! The young up-and-coming dopers like Doherty have cell wall integrity that Keith can only stare at.
Jimbo | May 14, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I have had that look to. It is when you find the penis. It feel good sometime
NY Ted | May 14, 2008 at 1:37 pm
UGLY & UGLIER!
Jodi | May 14, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Haha – I was trying hard for that to stay a simile for bad teeth and oral hygiene, not a metaphor for a vagina, but you know what they say on the first day of Poetry School: “I’m gonna make your simile a metaphor boyo, then I’m gonna couplet you inside-out”.
Good luck on the rash – I have a weakened immune system, so went straight for the blowtorch and trowel.
^Jodi
Ash | May 14, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Um… Why is he wielding a shoe? Anyone?
Thegrayway | May 14, 2008 at 1:53 pm
What in the hell does she keep doing to her arms?
yourestupid | May 14, 2008 at 1:56 pm
#1 and #3
youre an idiot….learn some grammar over there in europe.
maybe its cool to be a complete idiot that uses double negatives in europe, but here in america it makes you look like a dumb ass, which i am sure you are!
snarky | May 14, 2008 at 1:57 pm
@42; she’s a cutter, for sure. Aside from the whole shooting up thing.
Lord Of Bacon | May 14, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I’ve always loved people who just don’t give a fuck. Sure they may be fucked up but at least they are real.
Better to be an honest mess than some piece of shit poser (see next post)
Famous Plastic | May 14, 2008 at 2:15 pm
They are obviously trying to suck drug residue out of each others pores. Gotta love junkies!
jack | May 14, 2008 at 2:20 pm
@43- And you can’t capitalize. Retard.
Truth Hurts | May 14, 2008 at 2:22 pm
#45 not giving a fuck is not being real it’s being a DUMBASS!!!
Dr. Fill | May 14, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Holy God. That’s the stinkiest-looking, uh… kiss (or something) I have ever seen. I hope at least one of them has saliva. Tasty.
caljenna66 | May 14, 2008 at 2:24 pm
That’s the longest thickest weirdest looking tampon string I’ve ever seen…