Pete Doherty pleads guilty


Pete Doherty was charged with seven counts of drug possession yesterday and pleaded guilty to five of them today, including possession of heroin and crack cocaine. It’s a wonder the system hasn’t already given up on this clown. If I was in charge I would’ve already sentenced him to be shot out of a cannon into an elephant’s ass. Obviously jail and rehab can’t set the guy straight. But by God I bet an elephant’s ass will.