Pete Doherty was charged with seven counts of drug possession yesterday and pleaded guilty to five of them today, including possession of heroin and crack cocaine. It’s a wonder the system hasn’t already given up on this clown. If I was in charge I would’ve already sentenced him to be shot out of a cannon into an elephant’s ass. Obviously jail and rehab can’t set the guy straight. But by God I bet an elephant’s ass will.
 |
You Won't Believe What Jennifer Lopez Is Up To Now – Lainey Gossip |
 Christina Ricci Seems Like Fun – The Chive | |
| Pig Man Photobombs Paris Hilton – BuzzFeed | |
| Star Releases Brand New Bikini Photos – TooFab | |
| Find Out Who Kim Kardashian Is Morphing Into – Fox News | |
| Is Jessica Simpson Getting Married On This Day? – Huffington Post |
|
Kelly Clarkson Lost Weight For Her Boyfriend |
|
Kim Kardashian Is Gonna Love ‘The Paperboy’ |
|
Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars At His Own Charity Gala He Invited Gwyneth Paltrow To. PIMP. |
|
Bertney’s X-Factor Rider Demands Chick’n, Soder Pop And That There Tater Salad She Likes 24/7 |
|
Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
 |
And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
 |
Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
 |
Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
 |
Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
Hahahahaha! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments! Figures. He’s fugly as sin, has teeth like a broken picket fence, and has a smell that permeates through photos on computer screens.
And #8 how do you know he’ll never die? How do you know he’s not dead already?
Too bad he pleaded guilty, I wanted him to resist arrest so that we could see a Benny Hill-style chase sequence. Everything in England is crazy!
He’s just gross looking…what does kate see in him? he looks like a sick oliver twist to me…but then, I guess in a drugged out state a dog would look good, so, way to go kate, you picked a real winner!
In the immortal words of Britney Spears, “I don’t caaaarrre…. I don’t caaaaarrre!”
What do you think he’s munchin on?
http://www.exposay.com/pete-doherty-buys-a-bagel-from-a-local-bagel-shop-in-england/v/3771/
For the record, a good number of these charges are quite old.
This guy is just a loss.
Can this guy OD already?
why can’t he just be put in jail forever?
No – if he ODs then he’ll become a “legend” & to be honest, he doesn’t have one iota of the talent that previous OD victims have had… Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix… I could go on, but at least these people had some ABILITY to back up their legendary status.
This whiny little junkie no-brainer doesn’t deserve the notoriety he’s “achieved” – let him fade into obscurity like the sad case he is – let’s hope that prison life wakes him up to the fact that he’s not invincible nor indeed unaccountable.