Pete Doherty pleads guilty

August 18th, 2006 // 60 Comments
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Pete Doherty was charged with seven counts of drug possession yesterday and pleaded guilty to five of them today, including possession of heroin and crack cocaine. It’s a wonder the system hasn’t already given up on this clown. If I was in charge I would’ve already sentenced him to be shot out of a cannon into an elephant’s ass. Obviously jail and rehab can’t set the guy straight. But by God I bet an elephant’s ass will.

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  1. JoBOO

    FIRST!!!

    ahahahahahhahah

    Who gives a shit about this guy anyway???

  2. Lukielongsocks

    Hi, I am Pete Doherty. I am famous for having terrible teeth, injecting passed out women with various substances, squirting my disease ridden blood at cameramen, and porking Kate Moss.

  3. lohanjob

    does this put a crimp in the marriage plans?

  4. Lukielongsocks

    Hi, I am Pete Doherty. I am famous for having terrible teeth, injecting passed out women with various substances, squirting my disease ridden blood at cameramen, and porking Kate Moss.

  5. lohanjob

    does this put a crimp in the marriage plans?

  6. does this put a crimp in the marriage plans?

  7. endometriorama

    he’ll never die.

  8. PunjabPete

    Why you gotta bring Kelly Osborne into this? Shoot out a cannon into Kelly Osbornes ass… The nerve…

  9. jrzmommy

    Freak. Why can’t he just OD and get it over with already. Christ.

  10. mrs.t

    Imagine what his breath must be like. He’s one of the rare individuals that has the ability to allow viewers to accurately imagine smell when looking at his photograph.

  11. wordhollar

    shit.
    he’s so fucking hot, i cream myself just looking at him.

  12. I have no idea who he is. But he looks like an extremely fugly version of that dude from Green Day.

  13. I have no idea who he is. But he looks like an extremely fugly version of that dude from Green Day.

  14. Toonlite

    He puts the D’OH in Doherty….stupid fuck

  15. Toonlite

    He puts the D’OH in Doherty…stupid fuck

  16. Onenewshoe

    Let’s just say perchance~ I never hear from or see this guy again…………I’m O.K.

  17. Nameless

    We need elephants! STAT!

  18. Onenewshoe

    Let’s just say perchance~ I never hear from or see this guy again…………I’m O.K.

  19. Onenewshoe

    Let’s just say perchance~ I never hear from or see this guy again…………I’m O.K.

  20. sjb16

    He’s so fugly I can’t stand it!

  21. I am guessing the Wedding and the inevitable 6 months later divorce is postponed?

    http://www.BadBreakups.net

  22. Toonlite

    okay this guy puts the “D’OH” in Doherty…stupid fuck

  23. ReelWorld

    Hopefully he gets gang raped and beaten to within an inch of his useless life in prison

  24. Tabroid

    We’re nearing bottom. Fasten your seatbelts please. Being a junkie loser is now newsworthy. Next, being a retarded rich twat will become newsworthy … wait …

    /nevermind

  25. Tabroid

    We’re nearing bottom. Fasten your seatbelts please. Being a junkie loser is now newsworthy. Next, being a retarded rich twat will become newsworthy … wait …

    /nevermind

    P.S. Posting comments on this site is one fucked up process. Jeebus fucking christ.

  26. SuperShallow

    oh please, they’re not getting married. They just had some knockdown, bloody fight and then got high and he asked her to marry him….I’m surprised they even bought the ring instead of blowing it on coke….they’ll sober up enough to break it off before too long…or they’ll die.
    Either way, its cool.

  27. nc72

    The dude needs some serious help, so fugly or not the best of luck to him.

    http://www.exposay.com/pete-doherty/1/c/2348/

  28. race1

    I admit, I’m over 30, never heard of this guys group “baby shambles”.

    Was this group WILDLY succesful?

    I mean, how does he have the funds to stay “gacked up” 24/7/365.

  29. race1

    I admit, I’m over 30, never heard of this guys group “baby shambles”.

    Was this group WILDLY succesful?

    I mean, how does he have the funds to stay “gacked up” 24/7/365.

  30. Sad that some people can’t see they are worth fighting for… in all my years counseling we all seem to be our own worst enemy.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  31. jane's eyre

    Ugh, this guy looks so…so…ENGLISH.

    My girlfriend went to London last year for a hair show, and when she went to a club, the guys there were so desperate for cute girls that they were practically dog-piling on her.

  32. PunjabPete

    In unrelated British news….

    Heidi Klum says she wants to spawn more od Seal’s unholy mole babies…

  33. krisdylee

    Uh, no one should EVER compare this piece of shit to Billy Joe Armstrong. (The “dude” from Green day)…

    That means you Darwina.

    Billy Joe and Green Day are Gods in my eyes…

  34. Hey, I know what’d set him straight. Death. Once he’s dead he can’t do drugs anymore, although the vegetation growing around his gravesite will be a tad more narcotic than usual. I’ve got five bucks on three weeks from now.

  35. Jake

    Hey, I know what’d set him straight. Death. Once he’s dead he’ll be clean, although the vegetation growing around his gravesite will be a bit more narcotic than usual. I says he keels over by the end of the year.

    http://wampoon.com/

  36. Jake

    Hey, I know what’d set him straight. Death. Once he’s dead he’ll be clean, although the vegetation growing around his gravesite will be a bit more narcotic than usual. I says he keels over by the end of the year.

    http://wampoon.com/

  37. krisdylee

    Darwina:

    do NOT compare this piece of shit Pete Dough-gut to Billy Joe Armstrong, who is a God in my eyes.

    kdlgdc

  38. my favorite doherty moment was when he shot a syringe full of his own blood on a tv interview crew. classic!!

  39. HillaryYoung

    Yeah, no one has heard of Pete

  40. HillaryYoung

    I keep getting error messages…

    Yeah, no one’s heard of Pete

  41. haha, that cop reminds me of Charlie Chaplin and cartoons.

    P.S. Peter Doherty can go to hell

  42. Celebrity life is so wonderfully exciting! Thanks for the fab foto of my favorite druggie!

  43. James

    Look at this fuckin douche bag, pride of The UK I’m sure.

  44. ZinnyGirl

    Hahahahahahahaha!!! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments…with many inexplicably double-posted. And who cares about him anyway? He’s a fugly tard with teeth like a broken picket fence, and a smell that seems to permeate through photos on computer screens.

    And #8 how do you know? How do you know he isn’t dead already?

  45. ZinnyGirl

    Hahahahahahahaha!!! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments…with many inexplicably double-posted. And who cares about him anyway? He’s a fugly tard with teeth like a broken picket fence, and a smell that seems to permeate through photos on computer screens.

    And #8 how do you know? How do you know he isn’t dead already?

  46. ZinnyGirl

    Hahahahahahahaha!!! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments! Figures. He’s fugly as sin, has teeth like a broken picket fence, and has a smell that seems to permeate through photos on computer screens.

    And #8 how do you know he’ll never die? How do you know he’s not dead already?

  47. ZinnyGirl

    Hahahahaha! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments! Figures. He’s fugly as sin, has teeth like a broken picket fence, and has a smell that permeates through photos on computer screens.

    And #8 how do you know he’ll never die? How do you know he’s not dead already?

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