Pete Doherty was charged with seven counts of drug possession yesterday and pleaded guilty to five of them today, including possession of heroin and crack cocaine. It’s a wonder the system hasn’t already given up on this clown. If I was in charge I would’ve already sentenced him to be shot out of a cannon into an elephant’s ass. Obviously jail and rehab can’t set the guy straight. But by God I bet an elephant’s ass will.
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JoBOO | August 18, 2006 at 3:20 pm
FIRST!!!
ahahahahahhahah
Who gives a shit about this guy anyway???
Lukielongsocks | August 18, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Hi, I am Pete Doherty. I am famous for having terrible teeth, injecting passed out women with various substances, squirting my disease ridden blood at cameramen, and porking Kate Moss.
lohanjob | August 18, 2006 at 3:22 pm
does this put a crimp in the marriage plans?
Lukielongsocks | August 18, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Hi, I am Pete Doherty. I am famous for having terrible teeth, injecting passed out women with various substances, squirting my disease ridden blood at cameramen, and porking Kate Moss.
lohanjob | August 18, 2006 at 3:23 pm
does this put a crimp in the marriage plans?
lohanjob | August 18, 2006 at 3:23 pm
does this put a crimp in the marriage plans?
SoftBlueGlow | August 18, 2006 at 3:25 pm
He could use some good PR work.
http://www.10pennypixel.com
endometriorama | August 18, 2006 at 3:26 pm
he’ll never die.
PunjabPete | August 18, 2006 at 3:32 pm
Why you gotta bring Kelly Osborne into this? Shoot out a cannon into Kelly Osbornes ass… The nerve…
jrzmommy | August 18, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Freak. Why can’t he just OD and get it over with already. Christ.
mrs.t | August 18, 2006 at 3:39 pm
Imagine what his breath must be like. He’s one of the rare individuals that has the ability to allow viewers to accurately imagine smell when looking at his photograph.
CelebSlam.com | August 18, 2006 at 3:40 pm
He’s looking very junkie-like
http://www.celebslam.com
wordhollar | August 18, 2006 at 3:41 pm
shit.
he’s so fucking hot, i cream myself just looking at him.
Darwina | August 18, 2006 at 3:44 pm
I have no idea who he is. But he looks like an extremely fugly version of that dude from Green Day.
Darwina | August 18, 2006 at 3:45 pm
I have no idea who he is. But he looks like an extremely fugly version of that dude from Green Day.
Toonlite | August 18, 2006 at 3:49 pm
He puts the D’OH in Doherty….stupid fuck
Toonlite | August 18, 2006 at 3:50 pm
He puts the D’OH in Doherty…stupid fuck
Onenewshoe | August 18, 2006 at 3:51 pm
Let’s just say perchance~ I never hear from or see this guy again…………I’m O.K.
Nameless | August 18, 2006 at 3:52 pm
We need elephants! STAT!
Onenewshoe | August 18, 2006 at 3:52 pm
Let’s just say perchance~ I never hear from or see this guy again…………I’m O.K.
Onenewshoe | August 18, 2006 at 3:53 pm
Let’s just say perchance~ I never hear from or see this guy again…………I’m O.K.
sjb16 | August 18, 2006 at 4:03 pm
He’s so fugly I can’t stand it!
Tanor | August 18, 2006 at 4:08 pm
I am guessing the Wedding and the inevitable 6 months later divorce is postponed?
http://www.BadBreakups.net
Toonlite | August 18, 2006 at 4:09 pm
okay this guy puts the “D’OH” in Doherty…stupid fuck
ReelWorld | August 18, 2006 at 4:10 pm
Hopefully he gets gang raped and beaten to within an inch of his useless life in prison
Tabroid | August 18, 2006 at 4:54 pm
We’re nearing bottom. Fasten your seatbelts please. Being a junkie loser is now newsworthy. Next, being a retarded rich twat will become newsworthy … wait …
/nevermind
Tabroid | August 18, 2006 at 4:55 pm
We’re nearing bottom. Fasten your seatbelts please. Being a junkie loser is now newsworthy. Next, being a retarded rich twat will become newsworthy … wait …
/nevermind
P.S. Posting comments on this site is one fucked up process. Jeebus fucking christ.
SuperShallow | August 18, 2006 at 4:58 pm
oh please, they’re not getting married. They just had some knockdown, bloody fight and then got high and he asked her to marry him….I’m surprised they even bought the ring instead of blowing it on coke….they’ll sober up enough to break it off before too long…or they’ll die.
Either way, its cool.
nc72 | August 18, 2006 at 5:07 pm
The dude needs some serious help, so fugly or not the best of luck to him.
http://www.exposay.com/pete-doherty/1/c/2348/
race1 | August 18, 2006 at 5:16 pm
I admit, I’m over 30, never heard of this guys group “baby shambles”.
Was this group WILDLY succesful?
I mean, how does he have the funds to stay “gacked up” 24/7/365.
race1 | August 18, 2006 at 5:16 pm
I admit, I’m over 30, never heard of this guys group “baby shambles”.
Was this group WILDLY succesful?
I mean, how does he have the funds to stay “gacked up” 24/7/365.
HolisticWisdomcom | August 18, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Sad that some people can’t see they are worth fighting for… in all my years counseling we all seem to be our own worst enemy.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
jane's eyre | August 18, 2006 at 5:42 pm
Ugh, this guy looks so…so…ENGLISH.
My girlfriend went to London last year for a hair show, and when she went to a club, the guys there were so desperate for cute girls that they were practically dog-piling on her.
PunjabPete | August 18, 2006 at 5:47 pm
In unrelated British news….
Heidi Klum says she wants to spawn more od Seal’s unholy mole babies…
Tabroid | August 18, 2006 at 8:40 pm
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krisdylee | August 18, 2006 at 9:00 pm
Uh, no one should EVER compare this piece of shit to Billy Joe Armstrong. (The “dude” from Green day)…
That means you Darwina.
Billy Joe and Green Day are Gods in my eyes…
Jake | August 18, 2006 at 9:22 pm
Hey, I know what’d set him straight. Death. Once he’s dead he can’t do drugs anymore, although the vegetation growing around his gravesite will be a tad more narcotic than usual. I’ve got five bucks on three weeks from now.
Jake | August 18, 2006 at 9:27 pm
Hey, I know what’d set him straight. Death. Once he’s dead he’ll be clean, although the vegetation growing around his gravesite will be a bit more narcotic than usual. I says he keels over by the end of the year.
http://wampoon.com/
Jake | August 18, 2006 at 9:27 pm
Hey, I know what’d set him straight. Death. Once he’s dead he’ll be clean, although the vegetation growing around his gravesite will be a bit more narcotic than usual. I says he keels over by the end of the year.
http://wampoon.com/
krisdylee | August 18, 2006 at 11:59 pm
Darwina:
do NOT compare this piece of shit Pete Dough-gut to Billy Joe Armstrong, who is a God in my eyes.
kdlgdc
Adult Underoos | August 19, 2006 at 10:57 am
my favorite doherty moment was when he shot a syringe full of his own blood on a tv interview crew. classic!!
HillaryYoung | August 19, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Yeah, no one has heard of Pete
HillaryYoung | August 19, 2006 at 3:59 pm
I keep getting error messages…
Yeah, no one’s heard of Pete
DrunkBlogger | August 19, 2006 at 4:46 pm
haha, that cop reminds me of Charlie Chaplin and cartoons.
P.S. Peter Doherty can go to hell
Faxus | August 19, 2006 at 10:55 pm
Celebrity life is so wonderfully exciting! Thanks for the fab foto of my favorite druggie!
James | August 20, 2006 at 5:29 pm
Look at this fuckin douche bag, pride of The UK I’m sure.
ZinnyGirl | August 21, 2006 at 1:16 am
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments…with many inexplicably double-posted. And who cares about him anyway? He’s a fugly tard with teeth like a broken picket fence, and a smell that seems to permeate through photos on computer screens.
And #8 how do you know? How do you know he isn’t dead already?
ZinnyGirl | August 21, 2006 at 1:17 am
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments…with many inexplicably double-posted. And who cares about him anyway? He’s a fugly tard with teeth like a broken picket fence, and a smell that seems to permeate through photos on computer screens.
And #8 how do you know? How do you know he isn’t dead already?
ZinnyGirl | August 21, 2006 at 1:20 am
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments! Figures. He’s fugly as sin, has teeth like a broken picket fence, and has a smell that seems to permeate through photos on computer screens.
And #8 how do you know he’ll never die? How do you know he’s not dead already?
ZinnyGirl | August 21, 2006 at 1:22 am
Hahahahaha! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments! Figures. He’s fugly as sin, has teeth like a broken picket fence, and has a smell that permeates through photos on computer screens.
And #8 how do you know he’ll never die? How do you know he’s not dead already?