Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were allegedly set to marry last week but Pete ruined the whole thing when he got arrested for possession of heroin and cocaine and was stuck in rehab.
Last week 32-year-old Kate had flown 14 close friends, including her brother Nick, on a private jet to the exclusive resort of Bukit on the Indonesian island. The guests were told to expect a very special celebration. Kate had been spotted wearing a sparkling gem on her ring finger and friends said she had arranged for a Balinese priest to be at the resort where she was staying. Friends speculated that she intended to marry 27-year-old Pete in a Balinese-style wedding. The groom’s sudden need for rehabilitation ended all that. Kate was said to have spent the weekend on the phone to her lawyers to see if they could find any loopholes in the law which would allow Pete to fly over. A friend said: “She is in a terrible state. When she flew to Bali she was ecstatic and told friends there was going to be a ceremony. Kate loves Pete and they wanted a spiritual ceremony to show their commitment. She asked Pete to prepare a beautiful ceremony with poetry and music and he was thrilled.” The friend added: “Kate wanted a Bohemian wedding because it’s simple and represents everything she loves. She’s not at all concerned about whether it’s legal in Britain.” Kate, who is worth $16million, had ruled out a pre-nuptial deal with Doherty. She said: “He’s not a materialist – he’s an artist.”
I know she’s enganged, but this is the first I’ve heard of a wedding. And choosing not to make Pete Doherty sign a pre-nup makes about as much as sense as trying to drive to work on your couch. She might as well just hand her money over to the drug dealers now and move into the subway.
So yeah, Petey boy finally got her a “ring.” By “ring” I mean a dazzling, 24 karat case of HerpGonSyphAIDS.
i think she’s gorgeous.
Hmmmmm. Just noticed in the first picture that you can bearly make out that she has the lastest issue of that fine British Tabloid “Hello” in her bag.
“Hello” was sued by Catherine Zeta Jones over the pictures to her wedding to Mike “Mr Wrinkles” Douglas. The Judgement was almost 2 million pounds if I remember correctly.
I’m assuming it’s the best source to find out what her hubby to be is doing and how much jail time it will get him.
Hmmmmm. Just noticed in the first picture that you can bearly make out that she has the lastest issue of that fine British Tabloid “Hello” in her bag.
“Hello” was sued by Catherine Zeta Jones over the pictures to her wedding to Mike “Mr Wrinkles” Douglas. The Judgement was almost 2 million pounds if I remember correctly.
I’m assuming it’s the best source to find out what her hubby to be is doing and how much jail time it will get him.
I am so sick and tired of the satellite dish glasses!
She looks like yet another fly sitting on poop.
She gives a bad image to all the poor skanks of the world. Not sure who is bigger loser , the coke addict or the rich skank with no prenap. Sounds like a win-win now that I think of it.
I am vaguely cheered by the thought that, whilst us Brits are universally acknowledged as strangers to good hygiene, at least our skankiest celebs are rock n roll.
And sod getting plastic surgery, I’m gonna ask Santa for Photoshop this Christmas. It’s done wonders for Mossy.
She’s so gorgeous I just want to snort cocaine all night until my dick is small enough to fit inside her
I can’t for the life of me figure out how she can be a supermodel. I honestly can’t see anything special about her other than she dresses like an 18 year old in her 30′s. I think she’s damn lucky to have gotten to where she is.
The reason she’s not getting a pre-nup is because she wouldn’t actually be getting legally married. She’s talking about having some hippy bohemian ‘ceremony’. So he wouldn’t get any of her money if they broke up. She parties with the Rolling Stones – it’s that old Mick Jagger trick.
I find it hard to believe that she would plan to go to Bali with Doherty seeing as he’s been facing drugs charges for months after the pictures in the papers of him injecting that chick with a needle… oh and he’s in rehab UNTIL they sentence him and not INSTEAD of…(to #43).
#16. he’s fitted with an opiate surpressing device so he can’t take heroin but he can still ‘get high’.
#41. & #49. You guys need to get over short shorts. It’s the summer you can wear shorts if you have a body like Kate Moss and you want to in England. #59. The skinny Heroin-chic look is why she’s a supermodel and what made and kept her famous.
#60 – If “body like Kate Moss” and “England” warrant wearing what are supposed to be ass hugging short shorts, I’m buying a pair for my mop right now and shipping it to London. They kind of resemble each other. Then she can use it to clean up her nightly drug-induced vomit attacks. That said, I’d happily spackle those horrid glasses. I hit it so hard she’d grow an ass and start speaking like Selma Hayek.
Kate Moss is so fucking stupid I’m surprised she doesn’t forget to breathe.
What a talentless, ignorant twat.
actually, the wedding is being held up because they’re waiting for the state mandated blood test…pete can’t find a photographer to shoot a sample at…
Come on SF this is the first you heard of a wedding? You posted it last week or the week before, I can’t remember but that posting was the first time I heard of Pete Doherty. What up?
She deserves whatever she gets. She might as well have proposed to a bum buying smack in east LA…
Any bets on how many f-ing times this guy is going to get arrested before he actually gets sent to prison? Anybody Anybody?
Wow, that wasn’t very funny or entertaining? Damn, I am getting dumber for reading this.
richport-
“moss grows fat while rolling stoned”
classic, my friend, classic!
alright, ladies (mommy, biatcho,janey,beav, jacq, zanna, sorry if i left anyone out)
is it just me, or do those shorts look painful? damn! of course, i never even got the whole thong thing. spent most of my life pulling my undies OUT of my ass.
Pete needs help. Kate needs a burger.
http://www.financesforever.com
Not having him sign a prenup and then having him flake on the wedding (de facto) is the perfect excuse to get out. Do it now honey!
Why would she want a drug addict/freak to be a step dad for her daughter??!!!Stupid skinny bitch!!!
Of all the people she could marry why him?
P.s.
I think number #6 has some sort of problem with good looking people ;[
Bunnyhugger–You know how there’s that one bulky seam part that’s always sewn right dead center of the crotch of jeans? I think that would hurt alot trying to pick that out of my crotch all day long. And then when you’d go to pick it out you’d scratch your thigh because the shorts are so damn short and you’d pinch yourself on accident picking at that hard sewn part.
Pete gets to hit that? damn, i cant believe she’s so skinny. I’d fall in love with her inner thighs, she’s so sexy, i love her anorexic look.
lol, that’s funny – but why’d they let him out?
uhh, let’s all go get a life. com’n. it won’t hurt…then at least you’ll have something to do besides follow everybody elses business….