In the continuing circus that is Pete Doherty’s life, The Sun published pictures today of him injecting heroin into the arm of a passed out fan. The image allegedly shows him holding the syringe as the girl lies unconscious on a kitchen floor, with the next picture showing him sticking the needle into his own arm. Additionally, the paper also claims Kate Moss was still secretly seeing Pete despite their public split.
Maybe it’s time I tried out Pete’s approach to women. Instead of treating them with respect and engaging them with witty conversation, I’m just going to inject them with heroin. And when they ask what the hell I’m doing, I’ll just tell them how pretty they look, making them blush and act all shy, forgetting I’ve got a syringe lodged into their vein. Then all that’s left is to sit back and let cupid work his magic.
Gerald Tarrant | April 28, 2006 at 10:47 am
Color me shocked. Heroin in an unconscious person is always good. Pete doesn’t belong in jail at all.
karebear | April 28, 2006 at 10:48 am
surprising? No.
Fisher55 | April 28, 2006 at 10:50 am
He can inject me w/ whatever he wants…
pinky_nip | April 28, 2006 at 10:51 am
He must make his mother proud. What an utter loser. When is he going to O.D. and just die already. I’m sick of seeing his disgusting face. He makes my vagina dry-up every time I see him.
pinky_nip | April 28, 2006 at 10:51 am
#3:
Like a hot beef injection?
Vampyreska | April 28, 2006 at 10:52 am
Every time I see his ugly face, I barf in my mouth.
Italian Stallion | April 28, 2006 at 10:54 am
When a girl passes out the last thing I’m thinking of sticking in her is a needle…..I was thinking more along the lines of, oh I don’t know, my sausage……..
And no, thats not the only way I get laid, The fat ones are willing……..
Fisher55 | April 28, 2006 at 10:55 am
#5: that’s right, Bender. and the next time I have to come in here, I’m crackin skulls
Fisher55 | April 28, 2006 at 10:56 am
uh, did anybody think that maybe the chick was just an exhausted diabetic and pete was just administering a hit of insulin? i don’t even believe he’s drug addict
Gerald Tarrant | April 28, 2006 at 10:57 am
#8 Eat.My.Shorts.
Every time I see Pete, I throw up in Vampyreska’s mouth.
Funny though how if a thread isn’t started with FIRST!!! then the rest isn’t everyone trying to be first.
Italian Stallion | April 28, 2006 at 10:57 am
@4 “He makes my vagina dry-up every time I see him.” That was some funny shit…….
Land-Man | April 28, 2006 at 10:58 am
The only thing I inject into babes is my Land-Meat.
-= ChebyratoR =- | April 28, 2006 at 10:59 am
13th!! ….pussies
PapaHotNuts | April 28, 2006 at 11:01 am
It’s like this guy follows me around and copies everything I do. I guess I’m like his mentor or something.
Next time he passes out from too much heroin, I’m going to inject some Scope into his mouth.
pinky_nip | April 28, 2006 at 11:02 am
#12
Let me guess, and THEN they pass out because it’s so huge. Like a hickory farms beef stick at Christmas?
Spacedog | April 28, 2006 at 11:02 am
Hey, can someone tie me off?
CruisingForCock | April 28, 2006 at 11:02 am
Is that a pearl Necklace?
-= ChebyratoR =- | April 28, 2006 at 11:03 am
um #9 does that foto realy look like he would help some passed out chik with an insuling injection? i duno something about those eyes that says ….”I can help you there young lady!”
pinky_nip | April 28, 2006 at 11:03 am
I just noticed.. he’s wearing a pearl necklace in this picture. It’s almost as nice as the one I had on this morning.
Jacq | April 28, 2006 at 11:05 am
What a fuckin’ hot ass.
Italian Stallion – it’s the Hot Beef Injection.
Papa, that is – if you don’t pass out first.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 28, 2006 at 11:09 am
Pete has that look on his face like, ‘Well, fuck it. I can’t feel my lower extremities anyway.’
I know that look. I see it evertime someone has me in the missionary position.
PapaHotNuts | April 28, 2006 at 11:11 am
Jacq, if you pass out, I promise to give you dick-to-mouth resuscitation. I won’t let you die, baby, not on my watch.
tuckerkatt | April 28, 2006 at 11:11 am
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006190560,,00.html
LilJenny | April 28, 2006 at 11:13 am
Papa, you’re back! Where’s the wifey-poo?
hugh_g_rection | April 28, 2006 at 11:13 am
I’ll give you all a pearl necklace
Gerald Tarrant | April 28, 2006 at 11:13 am
The truth to this story, Pete was injecting himself with heroin. The newspaper misreported that he was sticking the girl with a needle, but it was really his dick.
Proof positive that Land-Man=Pete Doughboy.
+needle dick
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | April 28, 2006 at 11:14 am
Why?
Why is this fucking man alive?
I have never heard any of his music, the only reason I know who he is is because I read about him getting arrested all the fucking time.
Jesus fucking Christ! This guy has got to be the world’s most famous junkie. “What do you do for a living?”
“I get fucked up and arrested.”
How is this twit fucking Kate Moss?
Is he shooting her up and then “Shooting her up?”
It defies logic.
I mean…Fuck!
Fisher55 | April 28, 2006 at 11:18 am
the story is really very sad. he needs to be locked up in rehab
Errrika | April 28, 2006 at 11:19 am
Is he nekked here? Cuz I really hope he is. I just want to lick him.
Gerald Tarrant | April 28, 2006 at 11:22 am
Wait a sec, this guy is a musician? Shit, that explains all of it. All perfectly normal.
CoJo | April 28, 2006 at 11:23 am
What’s funny is that this asshole is always getting caught on camera – either he can’t remember his way to the restroom like any other respectible herion addict, or one of his friends is in deep cover and working for the Sun, or this is all an effing sham. I know that heroin doesn’t make you the most intelligent of all people, but c’mon! He’s facing jail time…
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 28, 2006 at 11:24 am
29 – Yeah, I heard that too. Tripping for days but you can’t get the rancid ham taste out of your mouth for weeks. Some tribes in the Amazon wipe the points of their arrows on his skin which acts as a tranquilizer, but I don’t go for all that Voodoo hocus pocus shit.
Dr.Rokter | April 28, 2006 at 11:27 am
#29
There’s nothing like the feeling of lovingly running your toungue over someone’s scabrous puncture wounds and yesterday’s crusted booze-sweat. If you’re desperate to get high, there are species of toads that will have the same effect.
Dr.Rokter | April 28, 2006 at 11:29 am
#32
Shit. Concurrent posts. And yours was funnier.
boredmilf | April 28, 2006 at 11:29 am
As much as I pick on celebs – most of them I can find something I like about them – but this genetic defect?… Fuck! Please, I wish someone would just kick his ass out of existance!
Land-Man | April 28, 2006 at 11:31 am
#26 is right, my Land-Cock is a needle-dick…the SPACE NEEDLE!!!
How ya likin those land balls on your chin.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 28, 2006 at 11:32 am
34 – No, yours was! I insist! Silly goose.
Errrika | April 28, 2006 at 11:34 am
#32 #33…. LMFAO.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 28, 2006 at 11:35 am
Land-Man, you amuse me, your use of “Land” as a prefix makes me feel cozy and safe, like a roaring fire on a cold winters night, or a massive Land-Cock, with Land-Balls on my chin.
Errrika | April 28, 2006 at 11:37 am
Is anyone else getting the “Whiter Teeth” ad under his picture? Cuz I think that’s fucking hilarious. It almost looks like he has one of those plastic flosser deals in his hand, but I know better… He’d need something bigger, like Land-Man’s cock to clean those gaps between his teeth.
Gerald Tarrant | April 28, 2006 at 11:41 am
Shouldn’t it be a Land-needle? Or is it the fact that it takes up no space that makes it a Space-needle? Empty space=air=air cock. Ok, you’re right, Space needle it is.
pinky_nip | April 28, 2006 at 11:43 am
Land-man and his land-cock are land-preditors, kinda like land-shark. “candy-gram”
Grphdesi23 | April 28, 2006 at 11:45 am
He’s well on his way to a fabulous nursing career.
Jacq | April 28, 2006 at 11:51 am
One day, he’s going to wake up dead.
You can’t wake up dead!
Yes you can! You go to bed alive and wake up dead!
I have along list of people I want to wake up dead.
prideofchucky | April 28, 2006 at 11:52 am
Posted by pinky_nip:
“I just noticed.. he’s wearing a pearl necklace in this picture”
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No, I think those are his BUTT-BEADS.
Prepping for jail time there Pete?
Jacq | April 28, 2006 at 11:52 am
#42 – Been there. Said that.
Pearly | April 28, 2006 at 11:52 am
The only reason we have to see ths loser and hear stories about what a loser he is is because he was screwing Kate Moss. That’s it. Why, is my question, do whe give a shit who screws Kate Moss? She’s a junkie has-been.
LilJenny | April 28, 2006 at 11:53 am
Jacq, is MeghanHarris on your list? How about sherry-co? Thise 2 annoy the fuck out of me
shankyouverymuch | April 28, 2006 at 11:53 am
#7
The stallion rides again! Post #7 is what easily and clearly defines the stallion as one of the funniest people at this site… That is some very funny shit my man, not just because it
bitch | April 28, 2006 at 11:59 am
#9 Are you fucking serious? This guy has been arrested so many goddamn times for drug abuse. He is a pathetic excuse for a human being. When are the courts going to open their friggin eyes and do something? Unreal.