Pete Doherty reportedly went berserk at a London rehab clinic this week, punching a nurse, screaming, and ramming into walls. He’s at the Priory clinic in London and is there pending his sentencing on drug charges. Although considering his behavior you’d think he was in a zoo. Some bizarro Twilight Zone zoo, where the animals viist the gift shop and it is us that is in the cages. Oh, cruel irony. How cruel your irony is.
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piratekuhnbeard | August 24, 2006 at 9:16 am
thats what happens when you’re addicted to drugs.
radically4peace | August 24, 2006 at 9:16 am
First
radically4peace | August 24, 2006 at 9:16 am
Dammitttt… not first.
Diana | August 24, 2006 at 9:18 am
Lock this guy in a room with nothing but heroin and booze. Tons of it, a truckload of it. Just wait 2 weeks and open the door. Then the world would finally be rid of this mess. Although, I don’t know who the lucky person would be that would clean up his corpse. Let’s make Kate do it.
TCLTC
Adult Underoos | August 24, 2006 at 9:23 am
pete doherty is my personal hero
http://www.funderpants.com
Tanor | August 24, 2006 at 9:23 am
Who wants to bet Kate Moss is more worried about showing off her wedding dress and not about this chap’s behavior?
http://www.BadBreakups.net
Binky | August 24, 2006 at 9:25 am
That is rehab.
snang | August 24, 2006 at 9:35 am
Why isn’t he dead yet?
blowdart | August 24, 2006 at 9:39 am
Rehab? Pah, The Priory seems to function more as a publicity machine and excuse for junkie or drunk celebs.
I say let him overdose. Evolution in action.
piratekuhnbeard | August 24, 2006 at 9:39 am
That “first” shit is way overrated. Comment number TWO LOLOL.
The Juice | August 24, 2006 at 9:49 am
Yaa.. this rehab thing’s a badge of honour for these loosers. I agree #9, let em drink, smoke, snort, shoot and fuck their way ta hell.
jrzmommy | August 24, 2006 at 9:54 am
I won’t be surprised the day we read, “PETE DOHERTY WIPES ASS WITH SHROUD OF TURIN”
CelebSlam.com | August 24, 2006 at 9:59 am
Where did he go to finishing school again?
http://www.celebslam.com
Superfudge | August 24, 2006 at 10:01 am
anyone know what he’s drinking in the photo?
ImSuicidal | August 24, 2006 at 10:11 am
@14- warm piss & cigarette butts.
RichPort | August 24, 2006 at 10:17 am
Big fat hairy deal. So what if this fucker is trying to live out “Trainspotting”. I hope he shits in Kate Moss’ bed at the same time he give her the ol’ Dutch oven. And I hope someone replaces his scotch with turpentine, then offers him a light for his spoon.
confiscate_me | August 24, 2006 at 10:25 am
I love you Pete
http://www.mooiuitsig.co.za/prbells/productfm.htm
Praz | August 24, 2006 at 10:30 am
That guy does belong in a zoo.
And by ‘zoo’ I mean ‘cemetary’ or ‘morgue.’
Jacq | August 24, 2006 at 10:36 am
You can’t fight junkie love. It outshines the sun and is laden with passion and unpredictability. Play with it and you will get burned. Ah, yes, you will be burned.
I should write perfume commercials. ha
dupababy | August 24, 2006 at 10:36 am
jeebus that dude is hot.. and strong.. and really the reason he’s not dead already is because after you’ve ingestified yourself with mass quantities of morphine, cocaine, crack and chocolatey flavored ex-lax, well, it all morphs into embalming fluid.. or is that radiator fluid.. oh shoot, you’ll have to ask hevver’s dad..
http://www.stingybitches.com/stingy%20advice%20archive%20cheap%20ass%20parents.html
thesarahficial | August 24, 2006 at 10:42 am
So uhhh what made this guy famous other than heroine and booze? Because I never even heard of him before this site. Aye..he’s kinda hot
bogdana | August 24, 2006 at 10:43 am
I can’t say I feel bad for him, but if he’s detoxing which I am sure he is, this is typical. Heroin’s such good shit your body torments you until you get more of it.
Let this be a lesson, druggies the world over: Pot hits the spot but smack makes you whack!
Jacq | August 24, 2006 at 10:53 am
Then, his crazy snaggle-tooth busted clean out of his cheek and made an escape.
confiscate_me | August 24, 2006 at 10:53 am
You say he’s twat but, if I was stuck somewhere like the Priory with all those needy, self-pitying, emotional hypochondriacs, I would spend all day screaming and ramming into the walls too x
DuluthDawg | August 24, 2006 at 11:04 am
Dude, when Keith Richards looks like a casual weekend user compared to you, it’s time you were wiped clean from the Earth because you’re wasting air.
jrzmommy | August 24, 2006 at 11:24 am
I love men who look like 9 year old anemic hemophiliac Russian czars.
CarlaCalifornia | August 24, 2006 at 11:31 am
For the love of God just die already……
MyWellRehearsedMistake | August 24, 2006 at 11:37 am
14. He’s drinking Bells Whisky – it’s Scottish. And straight from the bottle too…
Did you know ‘Beserk’ is Russian for ‘bear like’? Except bears probably don’t drink whisky, take heroin and fuck Kate Moss, well ok, only in the really ‘cool’ Zoos.
MyWellRehearsedMistake | August 24, 2006 at 11:40 am
21. He was in a band called the Libertines. Now he has his own band Babyshambles… but he’s pretty much just famous for being a fucked up druggy.
Captain Awesome | August 24, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Forming crappy bands will do this to people. If the music sucks, try and go out with a bang is the next best thing.
Atleast when Ozzy did shit like this, it was cool. Seeing this nobody do it, is kind of sad.
Can’t wait for the Xtina and Beyonce’ collabs to happen soon.
Jacq | August 24, 2006 at 12:45 pm
*Junkie love / it’s drivin’ me mad
It’s makin’ me crazy, crazy*
nc72 | August 24, 2006 at 12:47 pm
The guys music is awesome, best of luck to him with everything else…
http://www.exposay.com/pete-doherty/1/c/2348/
ImSuicidal | August 24, 2006 at 1:00 pm
#31- Way to go Jacq!
A snippet of Steve (ride the white horse) Miller
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 24, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Kate and Pete screwing is probably like something out of a David Lynch film. It probably involves bad music, heroin subbing for nitrous oxide, and midgets that talk backwards. And messy, very messy. Kate can’t recall the last time she didn’t have to clean up shit after having sex.
Jacq | August 24, 2006 at 2:12 pm
#34 – Fuckin’ hilarious. Laughed out loud.
HolisticWisdomcom | August 24, 2006 at 2:18 pm
Yes, and right now Kate Moss is planning her perfect wedding in La La Land where she thinks this will have a happy ending… he needs to get well before he can even think about getting married. Marriage can be hard enough as it is for most people adding an unresolved addiction is like fuel to a fire.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
MyWellRehearsedMistake | August 24, 2006 at 2:29 pm
For all of you thinking who the hell is Pete Doherty, here’s a clip of him on British T.V. He looks about 12 years old, fucked of his face and his suit is about 4 times the size of him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8L-A5pmG0c
DrunkBlogger | August 24, 2006 at 2:36 pm
This guy already looks dead
Spindoc | August 24, 2006 at 2:58 pm
You could scrape the scummy draggy sweat off him and regrout your tub with it. What a douchebag
sometimesboy | August 24, 2006 at 4:10 pm
he’s just upset that michael jackson is selling him…
drdisaia | August 24, 2006 at 7:18 pm
This dude is going down.
Marjolein Pas | August 25, 2006 at 1:31 am
He’s like a robot or something, he keeps on going. Gotta love the guy tho. Pete rules lol, why keep sane in a sick world!
AmberDextrose | August 25, 2006 at 1:57 am
Lordy, the things you see when you don’t have your gun!
Nimuë LaMer | August 26, 2006 at 6:55 am
Can he be any more… pathetic?
Somebody should just put him out of his misery.
And by his, I mean ours.
susie_bubble | August 27, 2006 at 8:13 am
Does anyone here actually know anything about the music genius that is Pete Doherty…. go buy The Libertines….it’s anthemic goodness.
Lovely21 | August 27, 2006 at 10:44 am
Is he a walking zombie??ie….pale blueish skin….80 pounds…
AceSwimmer | October 24, 2006 at 12:21 pm
The Guy is a nutter!!
There are also other strange people out there http://www.petedohertyisdead.com
HollywoodSnark | April 12, 2007 at 11:22 am
what a freaking douche bag…why don’t they put him jail for assault