Paintings made with Pete Doherty’s own blood are on exhibit at a London gallery and are being sold for $2,000 each. His friends say the paintings prove his innocence over claims he injected heroin into a passed out fan, and backup his story that he was actually drawing her blood to paint with. Paul Roundhill, the man storing his paintings, says:
“I picked these pictures up at his flat in Hackney. Blood paintings are something he has done for a long time. I think they help explain the photograph of Laura. It shows he does do blood paintings. I really don’t think Pete was injecting her. It was just staged.”"
It’d be more convincing if the paintings were actually good, but this is what you’d expect if you switched out a 5-year-old’s finger paint with pig’s blood and told them to go nuts. It looks like something he threw together at the last minute in a frantic attempt to pretend he’s been doing it for years.
@45
I tried it out, ended up with Great Salt Lake. Must be an issue of trajectory.
I read that Tom Cruise is putting out a placenta and sperm smoothie recipe book.
Oh geez… How the hell does a girl get a date with this guy? Man I’ve been missing out
#51 – You can’t get trajectory if it’s only been 5 minutes since the last time you tried…
Save up for a bit and “Termites take THAT!”
Because of my low sperm count, I just juiced out a perfect replication of Rhode Island. Now I’m really embarrassed.
Jacq;
If I had excellant control of my kegel muscles I would let my bush grow hog wild, I mean really, really hairy. Then, I would film myself having the ol’coochie lip-sync Willie Nelson songs, and sell them online. Need a manager?
PapaHotNuts and low sperm count just doesn’t sit right……..
I was going to get in on the sherry-cooze bashing on the other thread, but I have laughed so friggin hard that I have no hatred available to do justice. Stallion, P.H.Nuts, Trotter, Jacq, C4Cock, etc. Thankyou. I haven’t felt this non-psychotic in years. *tucks penis in between legs, dances in front of mirror* I’d Fuck Me!
Papa, it may have only been Rhode Island, but their population is still 1,080,632.
LOL prideofchucky(#32) that’s brillant..
I think the you forgot to mention his Pocket Mirror “Etchings” include traces of leftover cocaine and Kate Moss’s snot:)
#55 – Funny you should mention that. I know my reputation preceeds me, but I know my vagina does not have adequate representation. Do I get anything extra if it can whistle and play the harmonica? ( actually almost typed that scene the other day when someone said to put the lotion in the basket-LMAO)
#54 – Your sperm count is too low because your nuts are too hot. They need to be outside of the body to stay cool. Everything will be ok when they finally drop.
Jacq;
If you can “look ma, no hands” when playing the harmonica we are in Business!
In other news I am joining the “Cool the Nuts Foundation” Global warming is a tragedy, but why must one man specifically suffer? It’s not his fault he used to much hairspray in the pubes, and now his sperm is like molten lava. Save The Nuts!
@17 and 23: LOL! As much as I adore The Libertines and Babyshambles, your comments won my soul.
Um, about Koko, Why upon visiting ‘her website’ did i find that just ONE painting by this ape costs 100 smackers? WTF mate! I’m gonna go teach my dog how to paint right now. Paying my way through college buddy.
#61 – Save the nuts? What about my scrambled eggs?! Ba-dum-bum*ching*
About the Willie Nelson thing – it’ll be like those old videos from America’s Funniest Videos where people sing upside down and their mouths look really funny. Only more teeth.
Yikes!
61: Just get him some ice. Nutz need to be kept cool to work well.
This guy spills his own blood on canvas and sells the results for $2000 a pop. I want to know two things. 1. Who’s buying these things? and 2. Why do I work for a living?
I need to start making art out of things I find in my cats litter box.
How is it this guy is allowed to live? The fact that he and Ashlee Simpson are still breathing proves there is no god. Seriously, he needs to buy it on a speedball…soon.
A monkey could do better art…and probably on drugs too!
LMAO @ #8 and #11
Thank god, I feel so much better that he was only drawing blook from a passed out teenager to paint with. Whew now I can let he and my daughter hang out without worrying.
I say keep him out of jail and rehab and give him an unlimited supply of heroin. It’ll solve the problem quicker and save the state money.
Retarded.