Paintings made with Pete Doherty’s own blood are on exhibit at a London gallery and are being sold for $2,000 each. His friends say the paintings prove his innocence over claims he injected heroin into a passed out fan, and backup his story that he was actually drawing her blood to paint with. Paul Roundhill, the man storing his paintings, says:
“I picked these pictures up at his flat in Hackney. Blood paintings are something he has done for a long time. I think they help explain the photograph of Laura. It shows he does do blood paintings. I really don’t think Pete was injecting her. It was just staged.”"
It’d be more convincing if the paintings were actually good, but this is what you’d expect if you switched out a 5-year-old’s finger paint with pig’s blood and told them to go nuts. It looks like something he threw together at the last minute in a frantic attempt to pretend he’s been doing it for years.
Kweef | May 8, 2006 at 9:03 am
gak
Grphdesi23 | May 8, 2006 at 9:03 am
I think we found who Jack The Ripper is.
krisdylee | May 8, 2006 at 9:12 am
I’m not impressed. Now if they were poo paintings, then we’d have a story. And my 4 year paints better than that.
BarbadoSlim | May 8, 2006 at 9:13 am
There’s no better proof that you are a nice and stable individual who is NOT into drugs thaaaaaaaaaaaan…….wait, wait, for it…
….yes, blood paintings.
Kweef | May 8, 2006 at 9:17 am
Awww my first “first” post. I would like to thank the academy, Land-Man’s ginormous member, Megan Harris for being so fugly, and last but not least Edna for her constant dilusions that God gives a shit what she thinks
CruisingForCock | May 8, 2006 at 9:18 am
Blood paintings? Seriously? Wait, that still doesn’t sound like a logical explanation. Try again, Freak.
TheReverendZoom | May 8, 2006 at 9:23 am
The instruction book my ten foot pole came with had an entire chapter dedicated to Pete Doherty’s blood.
CruisingForCock | May 8, 2006 at 9:25 am
I like to draw pictures with my used tampon but I never call it art.
sweetcheeks | May 8, 2006 at 9:26 am
Next in the series is a self-portrait made by fingerpainting with feces. Feces he secured from passed fan.
sweetcheeks | May 8, 2006 at 9:27 am
I meant “passed out.”
sweetcheeks | May 8, 2006 at 9:28 am
I like that he managed to get “boobies” into the painting.
TrannyGranny | May 8, 2006 at 9:30 am
Let me get this straight: Injecting heroin into passed out person is bad…ok, got it.
Drawing blood from a passed out person? Check! I can totally go mainstream with what I thought was my sickening personal fetish! Sweet!
CruisingForCock=pics w/ tampon=scalding coffee out the nose
aimatcha | May 8, 2006 at 9:30 am
Pic-ASS-o.
mamacita | May 8, 2006 at 9:34 am
Wow. That’s CRAPTASTIC. How disheartening that he could make so something that’s so completely devoid of any talent and still be able to sell it, strictly because of his “fame”. That kind of makes me want to kill myself.
Italian Stallion | May 8, 2006 at 9:37 am
I like to jerk off on to a blank piece of paper because it’s like a box of chocolates, you never know what picture your gonna get, usually a map of Hawaii…….
Lala | May 8, 2006 at 9:39 am
Reason #167 why Pete Doherty just screams “Full Body Condom” to me.
Dr.Rokter | May 8, 2006 at 9:47 am
Doesn’t everybody know this person by Freshman year in high school? Isn’t he always the asshole sitting in the back of English class who likes to use words like, “trite” and “hackneyed”. And everybody hates him, but that only makes him stronger and more powerfully soulful. Until the day when he writes a farewell poem and swallows a handful of Advil right after gym class and gets his stomach pumped. And grief counselors come to school and everybody talks about their feelings. That guy rocked. We got to miss school for like a week.
BarbadoSlim | May 8, 2006 at 9:53 am
@17..Doherty would be exactly like that guy, if that guy smelled like a dumpster and had a rat inefested sewer for a mouth.
86 | May 8, 2006 at 10:06 am
Boy, slow weekend eh?
PocketRocket | May 8, 2006 at 10:12 am
Again, I ask: Who the fuck is this asscrumb?!
Pearly | May 8, 2006 at 10:16 am
#14 kind of like Ethan Hawke’s book or Jewels book of “poetry” or Nicole Richies “book” or even Paris’ “book?” Ugh what garbage. Celebs should stick to acting like idiots so that we can make fun of them..oh wait, those books are idiotic things. These “paintings” take the cake. Loser!
Mr. Fritz | May 8, 2006 at 10:21 am
Okay, the world has officially gone mad. I am going to stay in my underground bunker until it is safe again. Why would anyone want a painting from that lymie douchebag? I love England and its people, but I can’t stomach turds like him. Please overdose and do us all a favor.
tits_on_snack | May 8, 2006 at 10:24 am
Wow, what an ar-teest. Can this guy disappear from my planet already? I agree with #17, in fact, i dated “that guy”, he used to position himself in his apartment window so that everyone could see him typing tortured memoires on his typewriter, and drinking from a bottle of Jack Daniels. And then he’d invite everyone over to his place where he’d set up all his drug paraphernalia and made it look not-on-purpose, along with dusty old copies of Dante’s Inferno that he never even read, so everyone could see what a deep poetic tortured person he was. Then he’d have some sort of dramatic I’m-going-to-kill-myself-if-you-don’t-stay-with-me-forever moment and pretend like he was going to throw himself off the balcony, and say something in Latin. Yep. I know that guy.
Sexy Celia Machete | May 8, 2006 at 10:31 am
Does this mean I can sell my used maxi pads?! I’m gonna be rich!
gammanormids | May 8, 2006 at 10:45 am
Didn’t know Peter Doherty was 5 years old…
Jacq | May 8, 2006 at 11:17 am
#23 – Please tell me it WASN’T Pete and you pushed him over the ledge.
Is the thing on the quasi-lower left a finger painting of what is actually looks like to smoke crack? Kate Moss on the lower right, your titties are showing.
tsarinaamanda | May 8, 2006 at 11:17 am
Remember that gorilla who used to paint, I think her name was Koko or something? She has more talent than this fucktard. What a loser, Pter, a gorille has more artistic talent than you, please go kill yourself now.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 8, 2006 at 11:18 am
Who is Pete Doherty? He and Angelina should get together.
I personally like to make fingerpaintings from a paste consisting of one part cream of Tom Cruise, two parts Lambananas’ vag discharge, a smattering of Edna’s eczema flakes for consistency, and a pinch of Sherry-co’s feces (the all-Cheeto diet produces the most unique excrement).
tsarinaamanda | May 8, 2006 at 11:18 am
@7
SOM! That made me nearly piss myself. Touche, good sir, well played indeed.
tsarinaamanda | May 8, 2006 at 11:19 am
*Pete
*gorilla
Stupid keyboard
Jacq | May 8, 2006 at 11:21 am
Just FYI MLAB b/c I SOM.
prideofchucky | May 8, 2006 at 11:29 am
On Loan From Scotland Yard it’s
THE PETE DOHERTY RETROSPECTIVE!
1. Paintings!
(medium: Od’d Fan’s Blood on Wrinkled Xerox Paper)
2. Collage!
(medium: Pete’s various Warrants & Subpoenas)
3. Etchings!
(medium: Dirty Exacto onto Pocket Mirror)
4. Sculpture!
(medium: Clay, Half-Melted Spoons, Crack-Pipe Resin)
4. Perfume!
(Pete’s Halitosis BOTTLED!)
5. Multi-Colored Jewelry!
(Pieces of Pete’s last remaining teeth)
Jacq | May 8, 2006 at 11:44 am
#3 – I am sorry. For your daughter. What mother lets her kids play with feces?
antiguy | May 8, 2006 at 12:02 pm
Blood paintings? That’s sorta cereal.
Also, I won’t name names, per se, but that was not funny. You know who you are, and you should be ashamed.
Jedi Kevin | May 8, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Great, now we can all get AIDS and herpes from his paintings. Finally!
Spindoc | May 8, 2006 at 12:23 pm
He probably made a whole bunch of them really quickly so he could convince people he wasn’t shooting up a passed out fan. But the fact remains…whatever he did to her she was out of it when he did it.
I’m betting Tom Cruise will blow this guy but won’t kiss him, his breath probably smells way too bad.
BigJim | May 8, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Yeah, right, and I heard that when Tom Cruise got caught with a cock in his mouth he said it was because he needed more supplies for the spooge painting he was doing.
86 | May 8, 2006 at 12:26 pm
Who is this guy and why do we care??????
TrannyGranny | May 8, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Stallion;
I just gave it a shot, and I’ll be damned, I got a map of Indonesia..uncanny how accurate it is.
And yes, that was also a slur against Muslims.
TrannyGranny | May 8, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Next I am going to draw a picture of Moe-ham-udd with my taint.
Oh, yeah baby, Mohamed has HAM in it!!!!
Italian Stallion | May 8, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Just had round 2 and this time believe it or not, it resembles MeganHarris, all white and pastey………Then Tom Cruise came out of nowhere and licked it up ruining my masterpiece…….Nasty fucker
MeganHarris | May 8, 2006 at 1:27 pm
harddy har har. This blood thing is so gross. I can’t even look at it. yuck!
Italian Stallion | May 8, 2006 at 1:30 pm
@42 Thats funny I said the same thing when I saw your picture……..
Jacq | May 8, 2006 at 1:32 pm
#34 – I think you meant surreal, but I don’t have beef with you so I’ll let it go. I know it must have been an accident to get per se and goof cereal.
#41 – I don’t call them masterpieces – I call ‘em nasty-pieces. So I guess it looked like Megan because you went cross-eyed when you came? Come on now, you know you can make me a map of ASIA, baby!! TrannyGranny, I’m challenging you to Pangea. Gimme!
Italian Stallion | May 8, 2006 at 1:39 pm
#44 Is five good for you…….I’m shooting for the virgin islands this time……Lol at shooting for……
Wild Rose | May 8, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Why…why…why do fucking idiots have money to spend on shit like this? Who would buy it and why?????
HollyJ | May 8, 2006 at 1:46 pm
That’s not blood. That’s diarrhea.
TrannyGranny | May 8, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Jacq;
Pangea, no problem! Just gotta stand a little closer. I’m so jacked up on red-bull and wheat grass I could probably do an accurate rendition of the entire Aluetian Islands, including the mainland…here goes!
Jacq | May 8, 2006 at 2:07 pm
#46 – It’s only shit if krisdylee’s kid paints it. Otherwise it’s bloody stupid.
Tranny and Stallion, be careful, I hear that can make you go blind!
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I dripped you guys a happy face, enjoy! I have excellent control of my Kegel muscles…
Jacq | May 8, 2006 at 2:09 pm
Ok, fuck that, nevermind. It looked TOTALLY different before the post and that was nasty anyhoo. Well, it still sorta looks like a face… You guys aren’t creating your nastypieces to the painted bloody boobies are you? Please say no. Please make this thread stop!