Amy Winehouse gave one of her usual bombed-out performances at the MTV Europe Music Awards last night. She was even booed off the stage when she could barely say the word “Thanks” after receiving her Artists’ Choice award. However, the new drug-free Pete Doherty says that Amy is on “the straight and narrow,” according to the Daily Mail:
Asked if he had any advice for her, the Babyshambles frontman said: “I wouldn’t give her any. She’s fine. It’s all bollocks. People should leave her alone.
“I went for a drink with her earlier today and she’s totally fine. Perfectly healthy and happy.
“People are saying she’s out of control, but she’s not. She’s a sensible girl and she knows what she’s doing. She ain’t doing nothing wrong.”
I’m pretty sure that being on “the straight and narrow” involves maybe not drinking alcohol before a televised performance. But, hey, it’s Pete Doherty and he’s trying his best. So they went out for a drink, but what Pete forgot to mention is that Amy’s drink was one part beer and, I dunno, let’s say twenty parts cocaine. Oh, she also had a Xanax. It’s always wise to have a light snack before performing. You don’t want an empty stomach. That’s just asking for trouble.
NOTE: What an electrifying performance. It takes a real talent to stand on stage and go “Oooh ahhh woo ahhh” for four minutes. Are there even words to this song?
I don’t feel so alone anymore when I crack a beer at 9 in the mornin.
HIS TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(of course, in my case “beer” = hard black cock)
This is your brain on drugs
That chick is straight up BEAT. She and her husband are a perfect match. Couple of scumbags…
shaadap number three.
Yeah, and I don’t feel guilty for packing jello shots in with my lunchables.
Those two shouldn’t be hanging out together, they’re gonna end up dead in the same room……….
Wait a minute, these two should be hanging out together……………..
Oh God can she not afford a tube of Colgate for her husband that mouth is SO disgustingly FILTHY. UGH :<(
What language was she singing that song in?
Meth face
FRIST that’s the best description of a creampie I’ve ever heard.
if you look at the last three pictures of amy sitting on that guy’s lap, you can see that her knuckles are all swollen and raw from bulimia (using fingers/hands to purge)…she really looks like she needs help..
12- shaadap.
that’s the UGLIEST bitch EVER
and wtf was that moaning and crowing?
what kind of tone-deaf douchebag actually LISTENS to that bullshit and proports to call it “music” ?
she needs to clean her husband’s feces out from under her nasty fingernails too
Was that even English? Yeah, she’s “fine.” How many times did she wipe her nose during that performance? What a F’ing loser.
14- shaadap.
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Is there video? I gotta see that. Veggi wanna comeover for round two of jello shots and watch it with me? TS can come two. He’s got the chronic (although I don’t smoke)
20- shaadap.
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veggi , you can come too
What the FUCK was that?! rofl. “Aaaah oooh uuuhh owww Ooooo aaaaah uhhh ahh”
22- shaadap.
veggi troll that is
24- shaadap.
Okay he is a fine example of someone NOT on drugs. He looks as creepy as she does.
26- shaadap.
22. DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR OH SHIIIIII-
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29- shaadap.
My penis just fell off and started hitchhiking to the north pole
English people have the most disgusting teeth in the world. Why is that?
Bat-shit crazy and butt-ugly.
wow. my troll is ugly.
I can’t watch it either FRIST!!!!!
I’ll take 2 shots and 7 hits of gigglebush.
They both have issues. Pete still looks drugged up to me. Has anyone see his FriendSpaceBook Profile. Take a look http://www.friendspacebook.com/petedoherty
What’s all this fuss about. Cant we all Just get along?
I chased a guy off my property about 2 years ago and I swear he looked just like that, hair and all. I knew it was a dude cuz he was peeing standing up. Killed my begonias…
FRIST!!!, I will be there. I haven’t been able to get to our customary friday cocktail (no pun intended) meeting at TT’s. Been doing a lot of traveling. And you were right, I am high as fuck for sure.
The tatoos look like shit, why does someone mark up their bodies like that. If she lives to an old age (like that will happen) she’ll look even worse than now. Ever see an old man at a nursing home with tatoos from WWII?
Ok, jello shots and bong hits in an hour! Don’t be late!!!
Where are the jello shooter?
I’m on my way!!!!!!!! Don’t drink it all FRIST!!
now i know why she’s bulimic. look at that dude’s fucking teeth! there are at least 12 teeth just screaming for a root canal.
My house in an hour Jimbo
Oh, I gotta go to the store and get extra, cause I’d definitely drink it all.
I’ll be the maid and serve the cocktails.
what the fuck is wrong with her i like her music but this is.. shit