Amy Winehouse gave one of her usual bombed-out performances at the MTV Europe Music Awards last night. She was even booed off the stage when she could barely say the word “Thanks” after receiving her Artists’ Choice award. However, the new drug-free Pete Doherty says that Amy is on “the straight and narrow,” according to the Daily Mail:
Asked if he had any advice for her, the Babyshambles frontman said: “I wouldn’t give her any. She’s fine. It’s all bollocks. People should leave her alone.
“I went for a drink with her earlier today and she’s totally fine. Perfectly healthy and happy.
“People are saying she’s out of control, but she’s not. She’s a sensible girl and she knows what she’s doing. She ain’t doing nothing wrong.”
I’m pretty sure that being on “the straight and narrow” involves maybe not drinking alcohol before a televised performance. But, hey, it’s Pete Doherty and he’s trying his best. So they went out for a drink, but what Pete forgot to mention is that Amy’s drink was one part beer and, I dunno, let’s say twenty parts cocaine. Oh, she also had a Xanax. It’s always wise to have a light snack before performing. You don’t want an empty stomach. That’s just asking for trouble.
NOTE: What an electrifying performance. It takes a real talent to stand on stage and go “Oooh ahhh woo ahhh” for four minutes. Are there even words to this song?
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 3:02 pm
I don’t feel so alone anymore when I crack a beer at 9 in the mornin.
my comment | November 2, 2007 at 3:03 pm
HIS TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 3:06 pm
(of course, in my case “beer” = hard black cock)
Big | November 2, 2007 at 3:06 pm
This is your brain on drugs
TS | November 2, 2007 at 3:07 pm
That chick is straight up BEAT. She and her husband are a perfect match. Couple of scumbags…
veggi knows her troll is not going to heaven cause jezuz hates you | November 2, 2007 at 3:07 pm
shaadap number three.
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Yeah, and I don’t feel guilty for packing jello shots in with my lunchables.
Italian Stallion | November 2, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Those two shouldn’t be hanging out together, they’re gonna end up dead in the same room……….
Wait a minute, these two should be hanging out together……………..
KamUK | November 2, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Oh God can she not afford a tube of Colgate for her husband that mouth is SO disgustingly FILTHY. UGH :<(
Lisa | November 2, 2007 at 3:11 pm
What language was she singing that song in?
jean | November 2, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Meth face
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 3:11 pm
FRIST that’s the best description of a creampie I’ve ever heard.
Anna | November 2, 2007 at 3:12 pm
if you look at the last three pictures of amy sitting on that guy’s lap, you can see that her knuckles are all swollen and raw from bulimia (using fingers/hands to purge)…she really looks like she needs help..
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 3:13 pm
12- shaadap.
hollyj | November 2, 2007 at 3:15 pm
that’s the UGLIEST bitch EVER
and wtf was that moaning and crowing?
what kind of tone-deaf douchebag actually LISTENS to that bullshit and proports to call it “music” ?
she needs to clean her husband’s feces out from under her nasty fingernails too
Dave | November 2, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Was that even English? Yeah, she’s “fine.” How many times did she wipe her nose during that performance? What a F’ing loser.
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 3:15 pm
14- shaadap.
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 3:16 pm
17- shaadap.
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 3:17 pm
18- shaadap.
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 3:17 pm
19- shaadap.
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Is there video? I gotta see that. Veggi wanna comeover for round two of jello shots and watch it with me? TS can come two. He’s got the chronic (although I don’t smoke)
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 3:18 pm
20- shaadap.
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 3:18 pm
21- shaadap.
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 3:19 pm
veggi , you can come too
Rossafur | November 2, 2007 at 3:19 pm
What the FUCK was that?! rofl. “Aaaah oooh uuuhh owww Ooooo aaaaah uhhh ahh”
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 3:19 pm
22- shaadap.
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 3:19 pm
veggi troll that is
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 3:20 pm
24- shaadap.
Lisa | November 2, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Okay he is a fine example of someone NOT on drugs. He looks as creepy as she does.
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 3:20 pm
26- shaadap.
Phy | November 2, 2007 at 3:20 pm
22. DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR OH SHIIIIII-
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 3:21 pm
27- shaadap.
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 3:21 pm
29- shaadap.
SHIT SHE IS SICK | November 2, 2007 at 3:24 pm
My penis just fell off and started hitchhiking to the north pole
mama | November 2, 2007 at 3:25 pm
English people have the most disgusting teeth in the world. Why is that?
Texas Tranny | November 2, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Bat-shit crazy and butt-ugly.
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 3:28 pm
wow. my troll is ugly.
I can’t watch it either FRIST!!!!!
I’ll take 2 shots and 7 hits of gigglebush.
Celebretard | November 2, 2007 at 3:28 pm
They both have issues. Pete still looks drugged up to me. Has anyone see his FriendSpaceBook Profile. Take a look http://www.friendspacebook.com/petedoherty
Jimbo | November 2, 2007 at 3:29 pm
What’s all this fuss about. Cant we all Just get along?
MrSemprini | November 2, 2007 at 3:29 pm
I chased a guy off my property about 2 years ago and I swear he looked just like that, hair and all. I knew it was a dude cuz he was peeing standing up. Killed my begonias…
TS | November 2, 2007 at 3:29 pm
FRIST!!!, I will be there. I haven’t been able to get to our customary friday cocktail (no pun intended) meeting at TT’s. Been doing a lot of traveling. And you were right, I am high as fuck for sure.
DD's | November 2, 2007 at 3:30 pm
The tatoos look like shit, why does someone mark up their bodies like that. If she lives to an old age (like that will happen) she’ll look even worse than now. Ever see an old man at a nursing home with tatoos from WWII?
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Ok, jello shots and bong hits in an hour! Don’t be late!!!
Jimbo | November 2, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Where are the jello shooter?
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 3:37 pm
I’m on my way!!!!!!!! Don’t drink it all FRIST!!
gotmilk? | November 2, 2007 at 3:37 pm
now i know why she’s bulimic. look at that dude’s fucking teeth! there are at least 12 teeth just screaming for a root canal.
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 3:37 pm
My house in an hour Jimbo
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Oh, I gotta go to the store and get extra, cause I’d definitely drink it all.
Texas Tranny | November 2, 2007 at 3:40 pm
I’ll be the maid and serve the cocktails.
vanessa | November 2, 2007 at 3:41 pm
what the fuck is wrong with her i like her music but this is.. shit