Pete Doherty buys a lot of cars

March 30th, 2006 // 69 Comments

pete_doherty_buys_cars.jpgPete Doherty has been busy buying old Jaguars, parking them illegally and then buying replacements when they get towed away. He’s now gone through eight Jags in as many weeks, according to the Daily Mirror. Doherty generally chooses cars that cost less than $2,000. When his last was towed, he went straight to his favorite vintage Jag dealer, quickly found a gray sedan he liked, slapped down the cash and drove off.

It’s increasingly obvious that he and Whitney Houston have to get together, sort of like the crackhead version of the Highlander. Except instead of fighting, they’ll root through old garbage and puke on each other.

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  1. LRonHubbaHubba

    He looks like the Grinch….
    or Teri Hatcher

  2. reptilicus

    I think the most cutting edge and unconventional music the people that post on this site listen to is probably a Dave Matthews Band live album.

  3. Magus

    who is that guy ? no, i mean, really, what does he do ?

    where i live, all we’ve heard about him is that he’s the crack whore boyfriend of a supermodel crack whore

  4. Alucard

    #50 Hard-fi ? A band ?

  5. He looks like one of the questions a contestant would be asked on the gameshow “Name that Smell”

  6. yami

    Doherty’s big worry is that he’s posh. Unless you’re Freddie Mercury, it’s a big problem for you in Britain to be seen as a working class heroic rock star if you speak like a Tory politician. So he overcompensates by trying to be really hard. My kid sister could kick fuck out of him.

  7. Swordman

    Top giving this guy press!!! He is a nobody, nobody gives a shit about his band,and he is famous for one thing and one thing only – stick his drug addled dick into Kate Moss

  8. Is #42 retarded?
    Good musician in the past, yes. Up The Bracket is amazing. Down In Albion’s so-so. He’ll never make a great album unless he gets off the crack.

  9. Mr. Fritz

    He is a less talented version of Keith Moon.

  10. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    English people suck. That is all.

  11. Conductor71

    #60 A good, well-balanced mature statement. Well done. You may now go back to your secure unit and finish colouring in your dinosaur pictures – but try not to eat your crayolas this time.

  12. Angel_Baby

    So sad….

  13. Voracious

    When I see this man’s face…I just get the image of a corpse rotting in a lonely abandoned graveyard. I smell death. This guy is such a walking zombie. It’s creepy.

  14. Voracious

    Oh, and bravo # 34.

  15. boobtube

    just taken the time listening to him and his band’s crappy reiteration of what seems to be ‘music’. thank god i never paid for it. with all the trendy pricks (suckers) that only listen to music their friends like (suckers) and buy his bullshit, he should take a shower with all the wrinkled up 10 dollar bills he has in his stink-stained jeans that probably hasn’t been washed for several weeks to upkeep that bullshit dirty trend vibe going around

  16. MizScarlett

    I hear Keith Richards took him out back at the Club Scone in Squatney and beat the living shit out of him… Keith was overhead mumbling something about “… doin’ a fuckin’ public service, I am…”

  17. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Conductor – that’s a cute English name. But you misspelled something: it’s “color” not “colour”. Silly English internet dork.

  18. lol, that’s so funny it’s cool!

  19. God damm it Pete stop being a complete retard, I really love your music but you have to grow up your 30 now not 21 !!Saw him in Camden Town at the weekend and there was something about him that look a bit off, No doubt he is back on the drugs, You reallly reallly need to get rid of the hangers on that push you into these narcotics or you will end up dead or in prison !!

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