Pete Doherty arrested again after sentencing

April 21st, 2006 // 125 Comments

pete-doherty-arrested.jpgIn typical Pete Doherty fashion, just hours after being sentenced to 18 months of drug rehab the stupid son of a bitch got arrested for – wait for it, wait for it – drug possession! The guy has the IQ of my left sock, but at least he’s persistent. There aren’t very many people out there that are willing to be arrested for what they believe in, but Pete Doherty is one of them. He has a dream. A simple dream. A dream of doing drugs and being stupid, and damnit if the law is going to get in the way that.

On a side note, how did this ugly monkey of a man ever bag Kate Moss? Sharing a love of cocaine is one thing, but vomiting everytime you look at the guy is another. I’m no dentist, but even I can recognize there’s a serious problem going on in his mouth. I’d recommend Sonicare, but the bastard’s teeth look like they’d shatter at the sight of a toothbrush.

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  1. tits_on_snack

    Pff like Kate “hammerhead shark” Moss is some sort of hottie.
    But yeah.
    Pete Doherty.
    Ugly.

  2. Jedi Kevin

    OK, can we make this the official “last Pete Doherty” post? No one cares about this douchebag anymore.

  3. Italian Stallion

    Baby Ruth………….

  4. Vampyreska

    He is one ugly motherfucker.

  5. tits_on_snack

    I bet he has a great personality.

  6. biatcho

    What the hell kind of laws do these stupid-ass Brits have? How does this guy continue to walk each time? I am moving there immediately because apparently you can just do whatever the cunt you want over & over again there & just get away with it. So long as you have bad breath/teeth, no sense of humor & like to watch some footie on the telly. Sounds like I am made for Britian. Watch the fuck out heiferzzz!!!!

  7. mamacita

    @3 Hahahah!!!! “HEY YOU GUUUUUUYYYYYS!”

    Man!! Pete Doherty’s got one jacked up grill!!!!! Last time I saw teeth like that was on that faces of meth shit that got passed around a few years back. Looking at him literally makes me sick, because I can just IMAGINE what his breath smells like.

  8. Dr.Rokter

    If I recall my history correctly, the British people aren’t concerned about drug abuse because they’re worried about how the war with France is going.

  9. PapaHotNuts

    Pete has proven that rehab is for quitters, and Pete is oboviously not a quitter.

    The only thing Pete has ever quit was that nasty teethbrushing habit the kids are into these days.

  10. Vampyreska

    LOL @ #3

  11. artmonkey3000

    Aaaaaannnnnnnd….I still have no idea who this guy is. All I know about him is “kate moss”, “drugs” and “face like an exploded anus.”

  12. poisonys

    So you mean all British people don’t have teeth like that?

  13. Fisher55

    I was just gonna say, poisonys, that this is the norm in England. Hygeine is not a priority in all of Europe, everyone knows that. But Americans are fucking fat, so…

  14. christee

    pete doherty…patiently awaiting the return of “heroin chic.” or maybe not so patiently. either way, i think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

  15. Grphdesi23

    I heard he’s good with kids.

  16. Spiceymunkey

    British people have crap teeth because it’s impossible to get a dentist without paying an utter fortune!
    How Pete Docherty won NME’s sexiest male I will NEVER understand -though as to the Kate Moss thing, at least his Shark’s teeth match her ‘Hammerhead’ Face

  17. biatcho

    16 – the last time I checked a tub of toothpaste & a toothbrush cost maybe 5 bucks total (what is that, 9 pounds??). If you really want to go all out maybe an addt’l 7 bucks (whatever the hell pounds that equals) for some floss & listerine.

    whew… big bucks!!! Better go on the Wheel of Fortune in order to keep up with what most normal people consider standard daily dental hygeine.

  18. biatcho

    13: At least we brush our teeth after eating every single one of those delcious Wendy’s hamburgers you see on the right of your screen. Look I just ate all of them in one gulp. I burped & farted and got fat.
    But at least people don’t run away at the sight & smell of my mouth.

  19. tuben

    I still don’t know who the fuck this person is.

  20. LoneWolf

    His teeth look like baked beans.

    He and Kate Moss deserve each other. It just goes to show that being a celebrity puts you above the law in England as much as it does in the U.S.

  21. Fisher55

    his band Babyshambles just put out a super-shitty CD…

    *18: yes, I would DEFINITELY rather be a fat pig than have bad teeth, but I’m a guy. Fat women are way worse than fat guys, though, and if they have bad teeth, it’s incentive to keep their mouths *closed*…

  22. jennifer11

    he’s got a smile like Count Chocula.

  23. PapaHotNuts

    Because of the overwhelming demand, the tooth fairy actually had to sub-contract out all the visits to his Pete’s house.

  24. monkeywithnoeyes

    how did this ugly monkey of a man ever bag Kate Moss?… surely this guys a super models dream, what model doesnt want alittle help to throw up after every meal?
    as for all british peoples teeth are like that? there’s noway you americans can afford to play the stereotype game….stereotype means to classify to a set image, game means to partake and play..just alittle help.

  25. Italian Stallion

    He looks like he had way to many Strawberry milkshakes as a kid………..

  26. Aimtrue

    I just can’t imagine Kate Moss or for that matter any woman- saying, “Hey, snaggle tooth get over her and use that rotting pie hole as my personal pleasure device.” Even worse, “You are a great kisser. Here is your tooth back.” If this guy can’t take the few minutes it takes each day to brush his teeth, imagine what crust is growing in his shorts!!!! They could porably harvest mushroom from his penis.

  27. Jacq

    Stallion, he does look like the guy who would like strawberry Quick. Barf. Why haven’t you e-mailed me, yet? Please, don’t say it’s over.

    Does his dealer work the steps of the court house? If he lived in the US, he’d go to jail for unpaid parking tickets from leaving Jaguars all over the place. Ladies and gents, justice is served.

    That mouth reminds me of the post yesterday when I called LandMan and MeganHarris a jigsaw puzzle of mish-mash genitalia, boobs and teeth protruding through their cheeks. I think that his teeth are worse.

  28. flamarkel

    His dental issues are easily explained. In a drug haze (a permanent state), he has been flossing with barbed wire. Simple mistake.

  29. They missed the best part of the article. After leaving court (In which the British Judge praised his improvement even though he tested dirty for drugs three times) He got Arrested AGAIN one day later for posession with intent to sell. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    What a douchebag.

  30. Dumplin6

    #3 hahahahahaha!! Rocky R-o-o-o-o-o-o-ad?

  31. Italian Stallion

    Jacq, I was thinking more like when somebody said strawberry milkshake was when you nut in their mouth and punch them in the chin. E-mail you? Was that directed at me or someone else, because I sure don’t have your e-mail address…..

  32. BigJim

    This guy is certainly a candidate for…

    http://abc.go.com/primetime/extrememakeover

  33. antispace

    gosh, i almost feel kind of bad for the guy.. they need to put him in rehab or jail asap.

  34. In related news, Doherty has just signed to become the poster child for Personality You Most Want to Dismember Slowly With a Rusty and Dull Hacksaw. His mere existence makes me doubt a caring God the way Darwin never could.

  35. Spiceymunkey

    Re 17. sorry, I wasn’t aware that a toothbrush and toothpaste had magical tooth straightening abilites. I wish i’d known this during the two years I had to suffer a brace, I would have pointed it out to my orthodontist.

  36. Fisher55

    the bad teeth thing is a limey gene. no amount of toothbrushing or dental work will fix that.

  37. owenluvsdd

    I am a Brit living in the US and my teeth are just lovely…white and straigt! But fuck me, this bloke Pete is a usless piece of dried up sperm!! At fist i also thought how has he bagged Kate Moss!?!? But shes really not hot at all. A nasty looking, coke head, cock sucking Ho…she has become a ‘big sister’ to our frined Lindsey loves the cock and coke Lohen. Doesn’t that say enough!? It is an embarresment to me as an Englishman how the British justice system keeps sending him off on his merry way to do more drugs and get caught. Give me 10 mins in a room with him. The world would be a better place and maybe British taxes would go down a wee bit.

  38. Oh So Shallow

    here in ireland, rumour has it that kate is making pete fork out 20,000 to fix his pearly yellows before any nuptials can occur…

  39. biatcho

    35: I could give a crap about your crooked ass teeth. I am more concerened with the bad breath & yellow shit that can be easily fixed if you had good parents who taught you how & when to brush. Just like your mom doesn’t like it when you try to put your dick into her mouth, don’t put words into mine, fucko.

  40. biatcho

    Fisher: you are not even worth the time because you are A. not funny and B. are a smelly Brit and would live in New Jersey if you came to America.

  41. owenluvsdd

    I am a Brit living in the US and my teeth are just lovely…white and straigt! But fuck me, this bloke Pete is a usless piece of dried up sperm!! At fist i also thought how has he bagged Kate Moss!?!? But shes really not hot at all. A nasty looking, coke head, cock sucking Ho…she has become a ‘big sister’ to our frined Lindsey loves the cock and coke Lohen. Doesn’t that say enough!? It is an embarresment to me as an Englishman how the British justice system keeps sending him off on his merry way to do more drugs and get caught. Give me 10 mins in a room with him. The world would be a better place and maybe British taxes would go down a wee bit.

  42. gogoboots

    Yes I did recoil at the sight of his teeth, he must have really bad halitosis, I guess Kate really has no taste, either in men or in clothes (she dresses somewhat badly for a model)…Otherwise, not a great surprise, he is all set to O.D. in the next year or so…

  43. Dr.Rokter

    #19

    He was in the band “Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem” in the 70′s. HAHAHA. *sigh*. Seriously, he picked up his drug habit from Animal.

  44. Moriarty

    Us Brits love to hear you tell us we’ve got bad teeth, because you cunts have bad brains.

  45. Dumplin6

    #40 Why do you say he would live in Jersey? Where are you?

  46. miss_paris

    this guy is a serious hottie! love him….tooooo hot! of course dear kate went for him,not surprised.

  47. PapaHotNuts

    @44

    At least when we walk down the street, people don’t stop and say “Oh my god, look at his bad brains. Did his brain eat a brick for breakfast? Why does his brain resemble a piano’s keys? His brain has worse teeth than Don King’s comb!”

    At least that doesn’t happen.

    Jack-Ass.

  48. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    #41
    There’s the reason you have white teeth–you’re living in the US!

  49. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    Why is this druggie famous? I actually don’t know what he’s famous for, besides being a coke whore. If I want to see someone like this, I can go downtown and take pictures of all the druggies.

  50. Moriarty

    #47

    When you walk down our streets, you have the piss ripped out of you everywhere you go — if people can bear to talk to you.

    I have great teeth, as do most people here — your lame insults just highlight the lack of imagination you have.

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