Pete Doherty and Kate Moss get “married”

January 2nd, 2007 // 51 Comments
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Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were unofficially married yesterday in a Buddhist ceremony while on vacation in Thailand, although her rep issued a statement denying it, saying:

“Contrary to various entirely false media reports today, there has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday.”

The Sun reports a Thai priest announced them man and wife as water was sprinkled over their heads and friends cheered, even though the marriage is not legally binding. The real wedding is allegedly set for January 18 with friends saying they’ve been asked to keep the date free but haven’t been told why. I don’t even care if they did get married, I’m just waiting for them to have a kid. With the amount of narcotics they’ve both consumed and Pete Doherty’s face their kid is either going to have super powers or be a shriveled up worm creature.

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  1. griffmills

    who the fuck cares

  2. BarbadoSlim

    And as a wedding gift I propose a 100 kiloton bomb of concentrated weaponized Listerine for the groom’s fetid shithole he calls piehole.

  3. aimatcha

    A rolling stoner gathers a Moss. They deserve each other. They can spend the rest of their lives together…shooting up and NOT bathing. Pete Doherty has to have a virtual kingdom of parasites and bacteria making a home under his fingernails.

  4. gerald ford

    i think kate’s already seen pete’s shriveled up worm creature

  5. aimatcha

    A rolling stoner gathers a Moss. They deserve each other. They can spend the rest of their lives together…shooting up and NOT bathing. Pete Doherty has to have a virtual kingdom of parasites and bacteria making a home under his fingernails.

  6. Missallanpoe

    I dont fuckin give a shit about these two anymore. I really hope they stay together, they deserve each other.

  7. Chemicakitty

    Who would like to wager a bet to see how long these two last together. Love’s young dream, anyone?

  8. Chemicakitty

    Who would like to wager a bet to see how long these two last together. Love’s young dream, anyone?

  9. Chemicakitty

    Who would like to wager a bet to see how long these two last together. Love’s young dream, anyone? Nah, didn’t think so.

  10. Chemicakitty

    Who would like to wager a bet to see how long these two last together. Love’s young dream, anyone?

  11. Chemicakitty

    Ahhh…love’s young dream…

  12. BarbadoSlim

    Heh, I already know petey’s got drugs guaranteed for the rest of his miserable and literally stinkin’ existence. She married him WITHOUT a pre-nup.

    Very nice addition to the income from fronting …*ahem “bayshambles,”

    *try to keep a straight face and saying that out loud.

  13. Good God, he is imatiated and yet his head is still that big. Can you imagine the gigantic Ted Kennedy sized Melon he’d sport if he ever put on a pound or two?!

  14. Tracie

    Does anyone know the deal here? Is he hung like Milton Berle? Does she have a brain the size of a pea? A combination of both? Ew! I could easily care less if not for the fact that she’s got a very little girl and there’s no Bob Geldof around to save her.

  15. Me and Michael Jackson share a love for little boys.

  16. I don’t care what they do as long as they don’t start breeding. And stay in England. Unless I’m in England, then they’re going to have to go some place else. Like, say, hell.

  17. Cabaret

    so.. this picture proves it Kate Moss smuggles cocaine in her hair

  18. Truthseeker013

    And so, the Anti-Christ is conceived…wait, I’m *late* on that, arten’t I?

  19. @#1 & @#15…tyvm on your team.

  20. Mick

    Well, I love Kate Moss, but I think if pete got clean and kept himself that way things would be great for them.
    I wish she stayed with Jefferson Hack though. He was So Good Looking and IS the father of her Daughter.

  21. Mick

    Well, I love Kate Moss, but I think if pete got clean and kept himself that way things would be great for them.
    I wish she stayed with Jefferson Hack though. He was So Good Looking and IS the father of her Daughter.

  22. Mick

    I love Kate Moss, but I don’t really like pete, mostly not because of drugs but because his music sucks. If he could get clean and stay that way then, they would be great. I do wish she had stayed with Jerfferson Hack though. He was So Good Looking and IS the father of her daughter.

  23. #17 Cabaret

    Damn…..that was hilarious!

  24. jrzmommy

    I hope my gift of a case of dental dams made it on time!!

  25. Well, a couple of cokeheads won’t acknowledge they did something. I can’t say I’ve ever seen that before.

  26. za-rodinu

    The first thing I noticed is how he’s kissing her lovingly on top of her head, and she uh, doesn’t seem to notice. Looks like a nice relationship.

  27. Pete Doherty

    must…eat…brains…

  28. allgravybaby

    she looks just like ur average everyday junkie who roams the street, with her sunken features and junkie man

  29. BarbadoSlim

    @27 As if she could feel anything, girlfriend be doing so much blow she can’t even feel her hair. I’d wager she doesn’t even have a sense of smell. How else would she be able to satnd within a 100yards of that stank breath machine without a full-on pure oxygen mask.

  30. wedgeone

    #15 & 24 – FTLTC!

  31. RUFFLESLOVE

    well thats that…..nice going Kate good luck not getting your kid taken away by foster care.

  32. Buddhist wha????

  33. Mick

    I love Kate Moss, but I really don’t like Pete and it’s not because of drugs but because I dislike his music. If he could get clean and stay that way, they would be great. Althought.. I do wish she had stayed with Jefferson Hack. He was So Good Looking and IS the father of her daughter. He was a great influence on Miss Moss.

  34. Mick

    I love Kate Moss, but I really don’t like Pete and it’s not because of drugs but because I dislike his music. If he could get clean and stay that way, they would be great. Althought.. I do wish she had stayed with Jefferson Hack. He was So Good Looking and IS the father of her daughter. He was a great influence on Miss Moss.

  35. RaraAvis

    Dear god, he’s wearing a rosary as a piece of jewelry. Maybe he is the antichrist; maybe he’s just a dumb piece of shit. I’m voting for the latter.

  36. Linnea

    BarbadoSlim: Why would they need a pre-nup when the marriage isn’t legally binding? Idiot.

  37. BarbadoSlim

    @36…doode, what can I say? sue my ass. Next time I’ll get a degree in comparative British/ Thai Family law before I post.

    Or you can take this forum for what it is and move on.

    Or you can bite my ass.

  38. BritishBitch

    She’s an overpaid, self obsessed whore whose losing her looks and he really is the lowest of the low in terms of both looks, brains and personality..

    Still, at least these two prove that scum sucking trailer trash can hail from somewhere other than middle America…

  39. BarbadoSlim

    As a little addendum to my pre-nup post look at this:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=425862&in_page_id=1773&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=5

    Foreign marriages/ceremonies/commitments etc.. are funny creatures with a potential of legally biting you in the buttocks. Any talk of how legally binding this thing they did is, might be premature at this moment.

  40. cayana

    Yeah, it’s all love and kisses now, but wait until it gets down to the last shot of heroin…

  41. 86

    She is so 90′s. Maybe next we could check in with the cast of Full House and see how they’re all doing.

  42. I know something you don’t know Joe Rogan……………..I smoke rocks.

  43. vanity_fair

    I think a sharp shooter should be hired and shoot them in none fatal places in a very public way…. then little dwarves should drag them away singing work songs remove their limbs and taunt them with bags of drugs…. Oh how I laugh at that thought… There should be a media blackout on these two fools……..

  44. vanity_fair

    I think a sharp shooter should be hired and shoot them in none fatal places in a very public way…. then little dwarves should drag them away singing work songs remove their limbs and taunt them with bags of drugs…. Oh how I laugh at that thought… There should be a media blackout on these two fools……..

  45. vanity_fair

    I think a sharp shooter should be hired and shoot them in none fatal places in a very public way…. then little dwarves should drag them away singing work songs remove their limbs and taunt them with bags of drugs…. Oh how I laugh at that thought… There should be a media blackout on these two fools……..

  46. vanity_fair

    I think a sharp shooter should be hired and shoot them in none fatal places in a very public way…. then little dwarves should drag them away singing work songs remove their limbs and taunt them with bags of drugs…. Oh how I laugh at that thought… There should be a media blackout on these two fools……..

  47. lol, shriveled up worm creature

  48. wow, is kate moss smoking crack? oh wait, she is…..

  49. fuccyocouch

    why is everyone so negative about this? if i did that shit, id love to find a chick who does as much drugs as i and then just fuck her and shoot up all fucking day. everyone who is so pissed about this picture should just fucking chill out and smoke a fucking blunt to the dome.

  50. fuccyoucouchtwotimes

    and what the FUCK is up with comments number 42 to 46. fuck you. you should be sharpshooted with a needle and some heroin or whatever so you can see a different perspective on life, instead of wanting to fuck over people youve never met or known. but then again, look at me here, being all pissy bout your comment. i should take some drugs too and we can all hold hands and fucking i dunno… nvm, peace, im out.

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