Pete Doherty and Kate Moss get “married”


Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were unofficially married yesterday in a Buddhist ceremony while on vacation in Thailand, although her rep issued a statement denying it, saying:

“Contrary to various entirely false media reports today, there has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday.”

The Sun reports a Thai priest announced them man and wife as water was sprinkled over their heads and friends cheered, even though the marriage is not legally binding. The real wedding is allegedly set for January 18 with friends saying they’ve been asked to keep the date free but haven’t been told why. I don’t even care if they did get married, I’m just waiting for them to have a kid. With the amount of narcotics they’ve both consumed and Pete Doherty’s face their kid is either going to have super powers or be a shriveled up worm creature.