Call me old-fashioned, but I’m pretty sure you’re never supposed to carry a child by the butthole. I understand Pete Wentz has a coffee in one hand, but is gripping Bronx Mowgli by the ass-cheek really the best way to transport a toddler across the street? Because that just seems like a warning sign to me, although admittedly, not as much as Pete’s perm-fro which I’ve since forwarded to child services. (Should I include the actual child touching, too? I feel like the hair says all that’s needed to be said here.)
Photos: INFdaily
First he tried the two-finger six-pack grip..but that only works on girl children.
YOU ARE ONE NASTY PERV.
seriously that was gross. he was probably lifting her up for like a split sec. any parent knows what a pain it is hanging on to a kid that age. and the roadside is not the place to let ur guard down. this is where the paps need to fuck off
He went in and told the stylist give me a Randy Newman!
Wow, they even got llitte baby douche/emo clothes made for him too
Um, yeah… kids are not bowling balls. Also, nice shoes, douchebag.
hahaha…ur too funny so right!!!
I hate this douchenugget (and his wife), but at least he’s being an attentive father.
Wentz must be a midget. That toddler is almost as big as him.
Holy crap you are right… He must have been asserting his Hobbit dominance.
He cannot, nay, MUST not put that child down, for the only thing that stands between Bronx and total tallest-of-the-family-dominance is an Ogilvie Home Perm.
Lol
Coffee breath right in the face!
(Bet the kid’s pants are so damn tight he can’t bend his legs. Fuckin’ fashion fuckwits. BTW, Pete, Jew ‘fros are out, you douchenozzle.)
Meh, at least he’s carrying the kid and not neglecting it. Slow Charlie sheen/Jersey Shore/Lindsay Lohan news day huh?
That’s how he used to carry Ashley around. Aww.
“Look Ma! No hands!”
Maybe he lost a handle on the kid and was about to drop him? At least the kid didn’t take a face plant into the street.
I think we will be seeing a reverse Marvin Gaye in the future. Just a hunch.
2 points for obscure reference to filicide, but still a bit of a stretch for the joke.
Still, it’s good enough…you’re going to HOLYWOOD!!! woohoo!!!!
I’m actually more concerned that the little boy appears to be wearing skinny jeans. That is the real travesty.
what’s with the jew fro?
All I can think of is “they make skinny jeans for toddlers and some asshat bought them?” and they both needs haircuts.
Why are they already dressing that baby in skinny jeans? Or is that just a pair of Pete’s? LOL
is it me or is he morphing into one of the jonas brothers?
I’d cry too if my dad dressed me up in skinny jeans.
poor kid. sodomized, needing a haircut and some looser pants so he is able to run away..
At least he isn’t beating the child, starving the child, or murdering him like so many superb parents do.
It is so perverted, I’d take the beating.
poor kid. sodomized while needing a haircut and some looser pants so he can run away..
“Oooh, uh….Daddy, I either just pooped, or my testicle exploded. WHO PUTS A TODDLER IN SKINNY JEANS??????”
pretentious hipster douchebags
Way to bruise the gooch, Superdad.
Even a toddler will cry when forced to walk next to Pete Wentz in public.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww..
why..why..why?
Who the f*ck squeezes their kid’s butt that hard, like pinching it in tight in his hands, I am so f*cking grossed out right now.
Picture is worth a thousand words. It just does not come natural to hold a child’s butt that way, he is WEIRD.
uh, yeah. an unfortunate angle/second in time, but this is a reach. i know fish has never spent a lot of time with a wily toddler, let alone crossed a street with one, but c’mon now. back to charlie sheen.
Man that guy from cheers really looks different
I’ve never seen a white kid named mowgli.
pete is just operating a prostate exam..it’s good to take preventive measures..and that jew fro is one for the future..he still wants to get a job in hollywood after his rocking..
The kid has a diaper on. Stop looking for something that is not there…Sick F@ckers who think this is perverted have some serious issues….
I’m all for making fun of celebs, but this is just stupid.
It looks like the kid squirmed and was going to fall and he was trying to grab him to keep him up. Every parent of a toddler/preschooler that I know has experienced that.
The pic was probably taken at just the right second to make it look bad. Even lame celebs are constantly photographed.
I am pretty sure most parents would have pics that would make them look bad if they were photographed at every second they had their kids in public.
The guy is an idiot, but he doesn’t deserve to have his parenting questioned over something stupid like this.
I wonder if they realize when kids grow they are supposed to buy new clothes because the skinny jeans look really doesn’t work on a toddler.
Shocker. And by that I mean the grip.
LOLLLL
I think the real crime is dressing your son in skinny jeans.
His shoes are really out of proportion with the rest of him.
That is horrible! Why would you squeeze a poor little toddler in skin tight jeans!!!!! Crazy rich celebrities!
tell me: WHEN IS HIS FUNERAL, folks?
Why does he insist on dressing like a 13 yr old boy? NOT SEXY, NOT COOL, LAME!
Thanks for the memories lol