Pete Wentz is a Great Dad

Call me old-fashioned, but I’m pretty sure you’re never supposed to carry a child by the butthole. I understand Pete Wentz has a coffee in one hand, but is gripping Bronx Mowgli by the ass-cheek really the best way to transport a toddler across the street? Because that just seems like a warning sign to me, although admittedly, not as much as Pete’s perm-fro which I’ve since forwarded to child services. (Should I include the actual child touching, too? I feel like the hair says all that’s needed to be said here.)

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