Perez Hilton’s birthday looks entirely legal
RECORD EXEC.: Justin, you’ve experienced unparalleled success for a boy your age. There isn’t a kid under 14 who doesn’t know your music. But with great success there’s always a price.
JUSTIN: Mom, what’s he talking about? Who’s that guy in the gold suit?
MOM: Be strong, honey.
JUSTIN: Mom, what’s happening? Mom, where are you going? MOMMM!
RECORD EXEC.: Happy Birthday, Mr. Hilton.
PEREZ: Leave the White-Out on the table.