Perez Hilton’s birthday looks entirely legal

March 29th, 2010 // 85 Comments

RECORD EXEC.: Justin, you’ve experienced unparalleled success for a boy your age. There isn’t a kid under 14 who doesn’t know your music. But with great success there’s always a price.
JUSTIN: Mom, what’s he talking about? Who’s that guy in the gold suit?
MOM: Be strong, honey.
JUSTIN: Mom, what’s happening? Mom, where are you going? MOMMM!
RECORD EXEC.: Happy Birthday, Mr. Hilton.
PEREZ: Leave the White-Out on the table.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Bruce Wayne

    Well.. Someone had to take Michael’s place…..

  2. Bruce Wayne

    Well… Someone had to replace Michael is pedo-land.

  3. she keeps hearing herself say is “where’s the nose candy, need a drink, can’t wait to get polluted, falling down drunk,

  4. Anne Boolean

    “Katy Perry”: it has fewer letters than “butterface.”

  5. Nero

    True friendship!? I see here luckily the good ol’ situation again! Pfew! *cold chills disappears*

  6. Rhialto

    I see peope here in this post because:
    a) His mom told him so.
    b) Trying to perform CPR to her career.
    c) New Album coming out soon.

  7. Darth

    #56
    a?

  8. Gando

    Are these the type of girls who perform normally bj’s and tickle balls for favors?

  9. Galtacticus

    His head is huge.It’s about double Lindsay Lohan’s head.

  10. Katy's left one

    PEREZ: Leave the White-Out on the table.

    Funniest shit EVER

  11. captain america

    you don’t wanna know what happened to those boys when they needed to use the bathroom.
    ……………………………..HE IS STILL A FAGGOT, you know!!

  12. Are these the type of girls who perform normally bj’s and tickle balls for favors?

  13. i thought that kid was a girl…

  14. i thought that kid was a girl…

  15. i thought that kid was a girl…

  16. i thought that kid was a girl…

  17. i thought that kid was a girl…

  18. i thought that kid was a girl…

  19. I love you and your music very much Justin.You are really cute and you have the best music ever!Katy is also looking pretty.

  20. i thought that kid was a girl…

  21. Bob

    When did Perez Hilton lose all that weight? I wouldn’t have recognized him.

  22. bonobo

    what a fat pederast.

  23. adrienne

    justin bieber looks really gd in that pic ALONE without perez hilton

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    Oh my gosh he’s skinny now!!

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  29. Agata

    Justin Bieber.. I don’t understand that all crazies thing around him -.- He’s a child… ok he’s 16..but looks like 14 ? …. ehh what i should say? … good luck.. heh
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  31. yowillie

    FAG

  32. BOB

    JUSTIN HE’S LIKE WOW DO’NT FEEL BAD NOT THE ONLY GAY GUY HERE NOW

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