RECORD EXEC.: Justin, you’ve experienced unparalleled success for a boy your age. There isn’t a kid under 14 who doesn’t know your music. But with great success there’s always a price.
JUSTIN: Mom, what’s he talking about? Who’s that guy in the gold suit?
MOM: Be strong, honey.
JUSTIN: Mom, what’s happening? Mom, where are you going? MOMMM!
RECORD EXEC.: Happy Birthday, Mr. Hilton.
PEREZ: Leave the White-Out on the table.
Photos: Splash News
I assume Perez invited Justin Bieber so Perez wouldn’t be the gayest looking guy there.
Justin looks so awkward and uncomfortable. I don’t think that was what he had in mind for his first sexual experience….
First you Bitch-Ass, Crip-Ass, Trick-Ass, Crooked-Ass, Fat-Ass, Punk-Ass Hoes!!!!
justin is gay.
Lindsay and Katie look good…. I’ll have to remember to invite them to my birthday party. I’m sure Lindsay will be available.
Katy Perry looks cute.
Lindsay looks like she’s under the influence of something in photo #14.
Katy Perry looks like them: http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1900000/Evil-Stepsisters-cinderella-1974433-300-221.jpg
Just what the world needs: a gold lame tool
Whoa Perez lost a lot of weight… Still looks like a piece of gilded shit, though.
What’s with all these celeb kids today and their little faggy emo helmet head haircuts?
ahh lindsay… wont u be my fuck doll…
This person is one creepy looking mo-fo!!
He looks like a Wonka Bar.
It’s bad enough that that piece of shit (Perez Hilton) promotes himself and his lame-ass projects, etc., on his own piece of shit site. Now YOU guys are giving him attention. WTF?
LiLo’s making every attempt to pose, look poised, but in her pathetic brain, all she keeps hearing herself say is “where’s the nose candy, need a drink, can’t wait to get polluted, falling down drunk, yes, it’s all mine, snorting away very soon.”
Who the hell let him near a child?
who’s the fag…the one in the black vest?
@5 and others –
Lindsey is available to pop out of a cake at your birthday party – and then blow out your candle – all for the low price of $20,000. Transportation not included.
The only drawback – you’re stuck with her for 24 hours.
katy has some amazing tits..i would love to break the spokes on that asshole…
“I assume Perez invited Justin Bieber so Perez wouldn’t be the gayest looking guy there.”
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more likely he did it so he could pretend zac efron was at his party LMFAO
I don’t get what the white-out is for?? Its Monday, talk to me like I’m Lindsay Lohan.
Makes me wanna sniff coke off my feet
OMG!!!! It’s Randall!!!
@3 (Wait for it…) HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHAAHHA HAHAHAHA HAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thank you for failing so hard at failing in failure.
Most of the Hilton site is devoted to GaGa, so where is she?
What a dildo.
@25 She’s hiding under Perry’s left boob.
Can I paint your yoo-hoo golllld?
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Lindsay Lohan and Katy Perry look pretty hot everyone else looks hideous, especially that little 5 year old girl, Justine!
Perez is such a loser. He’s also the World’s biggest hypocrite. He’s always criticizing people for being ‘fame whores’, but he’s the biggest famewhore on the planet!
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He’s, quite literally, begging for work/recognition/relevance/etc. In many of his posts.
This is scary. A couple of years ago Perez (please don’t call Chris Hansen on me) Hilton was preying on the youngest of the Jonas brothers (I don’t know their names, so don’t ask) and now this…?
http://420.thrashbarg.net/chris_hansen_dateline_nbc.jpg
… oh well, at least Katy looked hot. More please! xD
I just realized half the time he looks like Colin Cowherd (ESPN.)
Is the only reason this guy is famous is for being queer and a complete douchebag?
Perez reminds me of any useless contestant on Project Runway. Please go away.
omg justin bieber is so hot i know his cell #
@ Ashley…shouldn’t you be doing homework…a little young to be on this site…..
does anyone else think lindsay’s jaw looks different?… I bet she’ll become one of those old ladies who’s had so much plastic surgery she looks hilarious and nothing like herself
two words about Justin —- mackulay culkin
he used to be cute ..
maybe in a few years Justin will change for better or worse.. for ex.
joy of the new kids
Justin — Nsync
Gary Coleman?
XD
Perez is a pedophile and it is ridiculous Justin Beiber was there. His parents should be locked up if they allowed that.
@ 21
Source Urban Dictionary.com
“The fluid with a strong odor, to some to get high off of, usually amongst young people ranging from the ages of 9-16 that cannot come in contact to drugs or some sort of tobacco product”
Love Katy!
Who’s the chick, with Perez in the first Photo?
Why does every single teenage boy have the exact same stupid haircut?
Why does every single teenage boy have the exact same stupid haircut?
Gross. And what a lousy slide show.
I would not let my child anywhere near Perez!
@#1 Full of win my friend.
I hate Canada so much for ever allowing him to come to America. Then again if I were them I would have done anything to get rid of him as well. They could have just shipped him to the Philippines or Siberia though.
where is chris hanson when you need him? perez hilton’s pedophiliac obsession with justin bieber is really troubling. the very fact that his parents let him go to this event either proves that they’re bad parents or that justin is in fact a homosexual.