Perez Hilton makes GLAAD’s shit list

June 23rd, 2009 // 95 Comments

Because irony doesn’t care where you stick your penis, Perez Hilton has officially pissed off the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) who aren’t pleased by his decision to call a “fucking faggot” during an altercation Sunday night. Via TMZ:

“We have reached out to Hilton and asked him to apologize for promoting this anti-gay slur, and we would ask media outlets to avoid repetition of the slur in their coverage of this story.
For someone in our own community to use it to attack another person by saying that it is, quote, ‘The worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear,’ is incredibly dangerous.
It legitimizes use of a slur that is often linked to violence against our community. And it sends a message that it is OK to attempt to dehumanize people by exploiting anti-gay attitudes.”

Instead of being an adult and realizing he used a poor choice of words, Perez decided to shit on the gay community by throwing a hissy fit and firing off his own dramatic statement:

“I am saddened GLAAD chose to victimize me further by criticizing me for how I non-violently dealt with a very scary situation that, unfortunately, turned violent. While I doubt I will get an apology from GLAAD, nor do I expect one, I would just hope people know how difficult it is to intellectualize a situation and think rationally when a thug disguised as a musician is screaming at your face and intimidating you. I am just very fortunate and grateful that nothing more serious happened to me.”

That’s some incredible logic. I’ll remember that the next time I intellectualize a situation by calling an African-American a “n-gger.” Hey, I didn’t use violence. Now gimme a medal.

Photo: Getty

  1. Alex

    Just because Will.I.Am is black he’s a thug? you would think he would be a little more sensitive to cultural differences, being he is a fudge packer and all. Why in hell does he thinks he deserves an apology from glaad? If I were to call him a faggot should I expect an apology from glaad as well.

    Also, #46 what exactly does a faggot consist of. Would I be wrong to assume its a meal covered in cream…and shoved up ones anus?

  2. Phil

    Perez is a douchebag. It’s about time someone had the guts to get this tool.

  3. Delgo

    Nice 5th grade yearbook photo, Perez

  4. Christina

    Theirs an online petition going around now @ Boycott Perez Hilton. He’s like the whiney kid in 7th grade that needed a wake up call.

  5. Anon

    You can shove it up your anus if you want.
    If you do can you tell me if you shit out of your mouth?

    It’s a sort of meat ball.
    Actually faggot might be a good name for it.

    SORRY GLAAD please don’t picket me or get a black thug to punch me in the face.

  6. BlackEyedPerez

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s about time someone smacked that bitch in the mouth! HAHAHAHAHA! Will.I.Am for President!

  7. hunnybe

    @ katie…. you are a complete ass I have never heard any black person say the n-word with the er at the are such trash, dumb ass broad,dont even try tomake excuses as to why you call them that. what a dumb whore.better yet just stfu,stupid fool!

  8. m.

    I think Carrie Prejain is laughing somewhere hysterically. Perez should learn that what goes around comes around.

  9. RP

    58. Agreed.

    Not saying either are good. but what’s worse? Calling someone an offensive word or forming an opinion about something? Even if the same, it’s basically pot meet kettle situation.

  10. alfalfa

    It’s about time someone gave that piece of shit his just desserts

  11. titsonsnack

    I hate Perez I stopped reading his site back when he started posting IFAW/PeTA propaganda and misinformation all over it.

  12. b

    i suddenly love the black eyed peas.. weird

  13. oh yes i just did, snap!

    A gay man- who is also a gay rights activist- calling another man a faggot is like a black rights activist calling another black man a nigger. I mean, don’t get me wrong. Some blacks go around saying “nigga”. It’s like a lighthearted approach to nigger. Like they’re making light of their ancestors got whipped the hell out of and were forced into hard labor and nothing to show for it. Now some blacks choose to make lightheartedness and coolness by saying “nigga” (just don’t add the er at the end and it’s cool) But you never see a gay man shortening the word “faggot” in a cool way, saying “how’s it going fag?” “You’re my main fag”. Perez just really scurewwwwwed himself. He’s going to be the Lone Butt Pirate for awhile.

  14. Andy

    New fish writer is freaking terrible. Sounds like some angry 12 year old nerd who thinks he’s cool and smart.

  15. pasteve

    Oh Perez is just a sore ass.

  16. phoring

    you know he is loving all the attention

  17. Dr.

    Homosexuals are gay.

    I thought Perez was gay.

    @ 13 – EXACTLY.

  18. joho777

    I gotta say I’m with Perez on this.

    He can be a pain, but he was in the right here.

    And GLAAD should have taken into consideration that Will I Am IS a faggot. That does change things, doesn’t it? And who is the expert? If Perez says he is, then he is!

    And what kind of coward hits someone who you know won’t hit you back. Will I Am’s manager Polo is just irritated that Will I Am has been outed, that’s all.

  19. k

    Hahaha! The last line of this post is spot on. Kudos to the author!

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  21. ***

    #37 The “butt pirates” didn’t hijack anything, it’s dicks who think like you that did, so go blame them. Next you’ll be bitching that perfectly good words like n*gger and k*ke were hijacked by blacks and jews, boo hoo! You didn’t know what the word “meant “when you were a kid, but you already knew it wasn’t good and you used it indiscriminately towards everyone you didn’t like. So much for your “hijacking” – you were just dirt ignorant and didn’t know it. Nice to see nothing’s changed where you’re concerned.

  22. cracka ass

    Perez Hilton is a negro.

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  25. the observer

    Check it out, its a victimizer being victimized by victimizers that are supposed to protect people from being victimized! Liberal America, everyone.

  26. Pilatunes

    He was in Toronto, got punched, and it WASN’T me?!! What a fuckin’ rip off man.

  27. Sonya

    he’s such a hypocrite…talks shit and expects ppl to kiss his ass…big deal one punch…he was swearing and saying inappropriate things..and now he’s just using this as publicity for himself and his site…he’s a fame whore and was purposely provoking the will i am side.gotta except what you deserve fatso

  28. Eric

    If you talk smack, expect to get smacked. Doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight, man, or woman. This rule applies to everyone on the street. Perez’s big ego didn’t realize this.

  29. Superbiggerevil

    Isn’t this guy a fucking faggot too?

  30. Shat Wilner

    Hilarious. Somebody finally got physical with the fat little faggot. What a crybaby bitch! Keep it up, gay boy. This is how you react to getting PUNCHED? One of these days you are going to insult someone who beats the living shit out of you, and you will really have something to cry about. And the rest of us will laugh. Can’t wait!

  31. this is why i come to this page! HIS SITE SUCKKss and people need to stop caring about his loser, FAT pimply face!

  32. Cam

    If you get into a fight with someone and want to “hurt/insult them”
    You go for the most obvious things that hurt *THEM*
    You don’t stop to think about the whole community because you wouldn’t apply the same anger to the community.

    Ie you get in a fight with a fat guy, you’re going to say things like “C’mon fat boy, Oh tubby thinks he can beat me” While your mom, wife, best friends in the world may be fat,…that’s NOT what you think about. It’s HUMAN NATURE. That’s the way the human mind works in a fight. Rationale takes a back seat and JUST BECAUSE someone says anything to another person in a fight doesn’t mean it’s their lifes point of view and that “What they said during a fight” is indeed any measure of their character or actual feelings whatsoever.

    LOTS of people have gotten into fights with black dudes and said nigger JUST to anger/hurt/get a rise out of THAT SINGLE PERSON. Not because the guy walks down the street all day thinking “Hmmm every black person is a nigger” But becuase he wants to do ANYTHING he can to hurt/get under the other guy’s skin AT THAT MOMENT etc…But people/the media/hate crime laws INSTANTLY brand you based on what you say during a “fight or flight” moment when you’ll say ANYTHING to disctract/dissuade/hurt/etc etc…anything to give you an edge, and though I’m no racist you better belive if my life is on the line in a fight, and I think the differece between the other guy maintaining focus or losing his temper and making a foolish mistake is me using a racial slur, screw you I’m breakin out every one in the book. My friends that could potentially take offense at those terms normally are educated and smart enough to realize that, and if you’re not then you ARE the stereotype.

    This is one of the reasons “hate crime” laws are just a crutch for people too lazy to stand on their own personal merits/failings. Crimes should be based on the cime 100%. Whereas right now if some guy jumped you in an alley and tried to mug you and you said “Oh you going to stab with with your knife fag!?” He’d be able to sue you for 100K and the other kidney that he didn’t stab out of you. For the record if you can’t deal with hearing any racial slur and/or derrogatory “Identity” words,.. just don’t leave the house.

  33. Shut Up Perez

    I hope sues Perez’s moronic lard ass off!
    “Hate” is defined as a crime under Canada’s Criminal Code. To convict anyone under the Code, very specific proof is required: both of the criminal act itself, and of the intention or motivation to commit the crime.
    By calling a faggot on film is proof of the criminal act itself, by saying “I chose the most hurtful word I know to hurl at him” shows intent and is an admission of guilt.

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  35. Hell, we’ve all wanted to hit this guy at some time, he isn’t seriously hurt, so who cares? I hope they give the guy who hit him a fine and leave it at that. I guess Perez didnt realize that calling a rapper a fa###t is more dangerous than calling a beauty queen a bitch.

  36. NastyBedazzler

    GLAAD is the biggest organization of pussies I’ve ever seen.
    Whenever I see their name anywhere I instantly get pissed off. I use the word “fag” consistently and it is an important part of my vocabulary. Although when I used to say it I wasn’t using it in a derogatory way toward gay people… but I will from now on.

  37. Darth

    That’s pretty serious language from an ambassador of the same-sex marriage campagne!? Especially the black gay-community could be deeply disappointed in him!

  38. Gando

    The former Miss California,Carrie Prejean,is just a sweet innocent girl in comparison with him.

  39. Rhialto

    I think things went just a bit outta hand.To answer somebody calling you names with physical violence isn’t right as well.

  40. Galtacticus

    The migthy modern Sword nowadays that’s the keyboard my friends.It cuts on both sides.

  41. WJ

    Doesn’t this guy look like Spencer Pratt’s retarted little brother?

    I’m just saying they’re both bags of doush…

    they both like to start trouble….

    and we don’t know why either of them are famous?

  42. John

    Is The turning fag?
    Its bad enough to see non stop stories about people who don’t deserve fame and now we are being forced to see pics of dick smokers and feces eaters!??!

  43. Lulu

    Problem is, Perez has Speidi-Lohan syndrome. Thinks he’s a big star because some people tell him he is.

  44. SlickWilley

    Homo against Homo. How fagish………………..

  45. jojo

    Perez – Just die already you know everyone wants you too…..

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