Perez Hilton makes GLAAD’s shit list

June 23rd, 2009 // 95 Comments

Because irony doesn’t care where you stick your penis, Perez Hilton has officially pissed off the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) who aren’t pleased by his decision to call Will.I.am a “fucking faggot” during an altercation Sunday night. Via TMZ:

“We have reached out to Hilton and asked him to apologize for promoting this anti-gay slur, and we would ask media outlets to avoid repetition of the slur in their coverage of this story.
For someone in our own community to use it to attack another person by saying that it is, quote, ‘The worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear,’ is incredibly dangerous.
It legitimizes use of a slur that is often linked to violence against our community. And it sends a message that it is OK to attempt to dehumanize people by exploiting anti-gay attitudes.”

Instead of being an adult and realizing he used a poor choice of words, Perez decided to shit on the gay community by throwing a hissy fit and firing off his own dramatic statement:

“I am saddened GLAAD chose to victimize me further by criticizing me for how I non-violently dealt with a very scary situation that, unfortunately, turned violent. While I doubt I will get an apology from GLAAD, nor do I expect one, I would just hope people know how difficult it is to intellectualize a situation and think rationally when a thug disguised as a musician is screaming at your face and intimidating you. I am just very fortunate and grateful that nothing more serious happened to me.”

That’s some incredible logic. I’ll remember that the next time I intellectualize a situation by calling an African-American a “n-gger.” Hey, I didn’t use violence. Now gimme a medal.

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  1. One L

    1st!

  2. Mr T

    LOSER!! Perez is a little crybaby, can dish it out but cant take. bitch!

  3. Mr T

    LOSER!! Perez is a little crybaby, can dish it out but cant take. bitch!

  4. Mr T

    LOSER!! Perez is a little crybaby, can dish it out but cant take. bitch!

  5. Karen

    And of course, GLAAD’s shit list is written on the heads of gay penises…afterward.

  6. Zee Brat

    He should be slapped far more often.

  7. Maloo

    Wow what a moron. Perez Hilton should now fade into the background, like everyone that shouldnt be famous.

  8. I wouldn’t be surprised if he is not really even gay……. I can’t wait til he gets caught alone in an alley and really gets the shit beat out of him and has his fingers broken so he can’t twitter that he needs the police……

  9. Danny

    Hit him again! Hit him again! :D

  10. wayneo

    I mean come on, who twitters about needing the cops but an attention whore. I believe he had it coming by dissing on Fergie to begin with and he should have gotten a worst beaten then he did. Tell the boy to think before he speaks next time. LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. the most important thing here is that we find a way to trap him and chris brown in a room together.

  12. bruno

    Please someone kill this guy.

  13. Kati

    black people are allowed to say nigg*r but gays aren’t allowed to say fagg*t?

  14. Faggot

    Perez is a faggot, his website isnt even funny.

  15. Venom

    I am so mad he was not put into the hospital.
    Biggest tool in the world.

  16. LOL

    @ Perez

    F*CK YOU FAGG*T!

  17. Mr. Obvious

    If you’re a guy and you can take a penis, then you can take a punch.

  18. Joe

    Frankly, he instigated it and got what he deserved. Most people would punch that twerp for less.

  19. Nick

    Perez is such a moron and this entire incident proves it – from the video on his site to the Tweets about it all to this statement.

    I wish the Superifical would take over as the #1 celebrity blogger.

    P.S. I love the picture of Perez…acne and all…since he always loves to point out other’s celebs skin imperfections and write “ew” next to them.

  20. Will

    Why did this situation ever occur? Can anyone tell me what the full story behind how this whole stupid string of events played out? Why was Will.I.Am trying to intimidate this douche to begin with?

  21. Will

    Why did this situation ever occur? Can anyone tell me what the full story behind how this whole stupid string of events played out? Why was Will.I.Am trying to intimidate this douche to begin with?

  22. Perez is a self-hating asshole.
    He is not funny, not talented and not a real celeb.

    I only wish he was stabbed in the eye instead of just punched.

  23. IKE

    …but I thought Perez Hilton WAS a fagg*t. No?

  24. le fag

    @17, I agree. now let’s you and I go try…

  25. Dread not

    WILL.I.am is a thug? Why, because he’s black, Paco? You acted like a bitch! Therefore, you got bitch slapped. Cause/Effect. When you went after Ms. Prejean, you thought it was the greatest thing in the world. You hid behind a screen and ranted all over her. Why? Because she didn’t agree with you. Well, you came across somebody (don’t get excited, Paco) who didn’t agree with your views and who wasn’t behind a screen. See how that feels? Now, BE A MAN! Learn your lesson. Shut up and go back to propagandizing, Lohan and the bunch. K, sunshine?

  26. Crabby Old Guy

    How about Perez gets the crap beaten outta him on any day that ends with a “y”? Who’s in?

  27. Choq

    Which is funny, because everyone who hates Perez still reads his site.

  28. And another thing, what kind of f-ing retard twitters for someone to call the cops instead of calling the cops?
    A special type of retard called an “Attention-starved punk-bitch” who got what they deserved.

  29. Tom K

    Fags are a twisted group of people. LMAO hilarious!

  30. norton

    I hadn’t been to this douchebag’s site in probably 2 years but after this story broke I had to go and see what was up.

    The posts are hilarious. Mario seems to have effectively killed whatever pathetic “career” he had with this latest stunt.

  31. Rob

    Apparently fags are trying to make “faggot” the new N-word and everyone just laughs at them and says “lol, thats gay.”

    Silly faggots…

  32. just some guy

    I think I’m going to start referring to most everything that I don’t like as “totally faggot” instead of “totally gay”

  33. Mal

    @29 I hate Perez, and I don’t read his site at all. Never really did. Just enough to know I can’t stand the guy.

    Last night there was a flamewar between a friend of mine, Perez, Kirstie Alley and John Mayer. No kidding. John Mayer said, and I quote, “@perezhilton I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”"

    Suddenly I like John Mayer a hell of a lot more.

  34. Alyssa

    I LOVE YOU FISH! YOU SAID IT! YOUR LAST SENTENCE IS PERFECT

  35. drewski2u

    I still don’t understand why a bunch of butt pirates were allowed to hijack the word “faggot” in the first place. When I was a kid, we said it all the time, but never in a way derogatory toward a person’s sexual orientation. If someone stole your seat on the school bus, you called him a faggot. If a dude tripped you in the cafeteria, he was a faggot. Just another word for “dickhead” or “asshole”. What are the cumguzzlers gonna claim next? “Cocksucker”? I’m serving notice to all the jizzjugglers out there. I’m taking the word faggot back.

  36. BiPolar Randal

    Dear Perez,
    Sometimes one cannot see the forrest for the trees and it might help to get an opinion from an outside – but similar – alliance such as the B & C AAD (Bitches and Cunts Allliance Against Defamation) or the N&S AAD (N*ggers and Spooks Alliance (and I use the word “alliance” here in the loosest most non-alliance way possible) Against Defamation. Maybe a word or two from these other fine organisations could convince GLADD to go f*ck themselves and shut their pie holes.

    Cursory,

    Randall

  37. tori

    WHEN THE WILL.I.AM BECOME A THUG I THINK I MISSED THE MEMO

  38. BiPolar Randal

    Scott Thompson from Kids In The Hall says he throws faggots on the fire. True story. He’s from Canada.

  39. Beastman AIDS

    #29
    I read his site once and never went back. This site kicks his in the nuts because the Fish has the sort of sense of humour that appeals to people that would otherwise never care about celebrity gossip.
    Hell, I’m fucking ashamed that I know the names of all Angelinas kids but it’s a small price to pay for a good laugh every day.

  40. RP

    So he’s a thug? Why is he a thug? Poor Perez. Keep on digging you moron.

  41. skweegee

    I don’t live in the States so if anyone could slug this loser in the face for me that would be greatly appreciated. Just say oogity boogity boo!! He’ll know who it’s from.

  42. For more on Perez and all his recent problems, go to http://www.RumorRat.com

  43. JoeyJoJo.Mybrute.com

    I guess it gives to meaning to “It takes one to know one” doesn’t it?

  44. Anon

    #37
    Good point.
    Faggots are food over here but people don’t like you calling them that.
    I bet it won’t be long before some sensitive do-gooder with too much time on his hands and not enough common sense will get the name changed so they can feel better they got rid off this gay hating food.

  45. mizzty

    I am continually baffeled that anyone would ever read his blog, his writing is dull, unfunny and childish

  46. Ananana

    i hope this “incident” will encourage more people to punch him. especially the gays. i love to watch gay fights.

  47. Anon

    #48

    Hahaha. So is gay fight the new cat fight?
    Same amount of hair pulling but less sexy…
    hmm…
    no definitely less sexy.

    I was never confused.

  48. Beau Zo

    What I want to know, is there a line available to hit, be-atch slap or otherwise whack Perez? If so, where is it so I can join!

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