Perez Hilton makes GLAAD’s shit list

June 23rd, 2009 // 95 Comments

Because irony doesn’t care where you stick your penis, Perez Hilton has officially pissed off the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) who aren’t pleased by his decision to call Will.I.am a “fucking faggot” during an altercation Sunday night. Via TMZ:

“We have reached out to Hilton and asked him to apologize for promoting this anti-gay slur, and we would ask media outlets to avoid repetition of the slur in their coverage of this story.
For someone in our own community to use it to attack another person by saying that it is, quote, ‘The worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear,’ is incredibly dangerous.
It legitimizes use of a slur that is often linked to violence against our community. And it sends a message that it is OK to attempt to dehumanize people by exploiting anti-gay attitudes.”

Instead of being an adult and realizing he used a poor choice of words, Perez decided to shit on the gay community by throwing a hissy fit and firing off his own dramatic statement:

“I am saddened GLAAD chose to victimize me further by criticizing me for how I non-violently dealt with a very scary situation that, unfortunately, turned violent. While I doubt I will get an apology from GLAAD, nor do I expect one, I would just hope people know how difficult it is to intellectualize a situation and think rationally when a thug disguised as a musician is screaming at your face and intimidating you. I am just very fortunate and grateful that nothing more serious happened to me.”

That’s some incredible logic. I’ll remember that the next time I intellectualize a situation by calling an African-American a “n-gger.” Hey, I didn’t use violence. Now gimme a medal.

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Comments (95)

  1. One L | June 23, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    1st!

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  2. Mr T | June 23, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    LOSER!! Perez is a little crybaby, can dish it out but cant take. bitch!

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  3. Mr T | June 23, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    LOSER!! Perez is a little crybaby, can dish it out but cant take. bitch!

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  4. Mr T | June 23, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    LOSER!! Perez is a little crybaby, can dish it out but cant take. bitch!

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  5. Karen | June 23, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    And of course, GLAAD’s shit list is written on the heads of gay penises…afterward.

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  6. Zee Brat | June 23, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    He should be slapped far more often.

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  7. Maloo | June 23, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    Wow what a moron. Perez Hilton should now fade into the background, like everyone that shouldnt be famous.

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  8. Delish | June 23, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he is not really even gay……. I can’t wait til he gets caught alone in an alley and really gets the shit beat out of him and has his fingers broken so he can’t twitter that he needs the police……

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  9. Danny | June 23, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    Hit him again! Hit him again! :D

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  10. wayneo | June 23, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    I mean come on, who twitters about needing the cops but an attention whore. I believe he had it coming by dissing on Fergie to begin with and he should have gotten a worst beaten then he did. Tell the boy to think before he speaks next time. LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  11. harbknocklife | June 23, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    the most important thing here is that we find a way to trap him and chris brown in a room together.

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  12. bruno | June 23, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Please someone kill this guy.

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  13. Kati | June 23, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    black people are allowed to say nigg*r but gays aren’t allowed to say fagg*t?

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  14. Faggot | June 23, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Perez is a faggot, his website isnt even funny.

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  15. Venom | June 23, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    I am so mad he was not put into the hospital.
    Biggest tool in the world.

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  16. LOL | June 23, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    @ Perez

    F*CK YOU FAGG*T!

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  17. Mr. Obvious | June 23, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    If you’re a guy and you can take a penis, then you can take a punch.

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  18. Madonna | June 23, 2009 at 3:07 pm
  19. Joe | June 23, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Frankly, he instigated it and got what he deserved. Most people would punch that twerp for less.

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  20. Nick | June 23, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Perez is such a moron and this entire incident proves it – from the video on his site to the Tweets about it all to this statement.

    I wish the Superifical would take over as the #1 celebrity blogger.

    P.S. I love the picture of Perez…acne and all…since he always loves to point out other’s celebs skin imperfections and write “ew” next to them.

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  21. Will | June 23, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Why did this situation ever occur? Can anyone tell me what the full story behind how this whole stupid string of events played out? Why was Will.I.Am trying to intimidate this douche to begin with?

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  22. Will | June 23, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Why did this situation ever occur? Can anyone tell me what the full story behind how this whole stupid string of events played out? Why was Will.I.Am trying to intimidate this douche to begin with?

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  23. DCLeisurist | June 23, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    Perez is a self-hating asshole.
    He is not funny, not talented and not a real celeb.

    I only wish he was stabbed in the eye instead of just punched.

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  24. IKE | June 23, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    …but I thought Perez Hilton WAS a fagg*t. No?

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  25. le fag | June 23, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    @17, I agree. now let’s you and I go try…

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  26. Dread not | June 23, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    WILL.I.am is a thug? Why, because he’s black, Paco? You acted like a bitch! Therefore, you got bitch slapped. Cause/Effect. When you went after Ms. Prejean, you thought it was the greatest thing in the world. You hid behind a screen and ranted all over her. Why? Because she didn’t agree with you. Well, you came across somebody (don’t get excited, Paco) who didn’t agree with your views and who wasn’t behind a screen. See how that feels? Now, BE A MAN! Learn your lesson. Shut up and go back to propagandizing, Lohan and the bunch. K, sunshine?

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  27. Crabby Old Guy | June 23, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    How about Perez gets the crap beaten outta him on any day that ends with a “y”? Who’s in?

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  28. Choq | June 23, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Which is funny, because everyone who hates Perez still reads his site.

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  29. DCLeisurist | June 23, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    And another thing, what kind of f-ing retard twitters for someone to call the cops instead of calling the cops?
    A special type of retard called an “Attention-starved punk-bitch” who got what they deserved.

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  30. Tom K | June 23, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    Fags are a twisted group of people. LMAO hilarious!

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  31. norton | June 23, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    I hadn’t been to this douchebag’s site in probably 2 years but after this story broke I had to go and see what was up.

    The posts are hilarious. Mario seems to have effectively killed whatever pathetic “career” he had with this latest stunt.

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  32. Rob | June 23, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    Apparently fags are trying to make “faggot” the new N-word and everyone just laughs at them and says “lol, thats gay.”

    Silly faggots…

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  33. just some guy | June 23, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    I think I’m going to start referring to most everything that I don’t like as “totally faggot” instead of “totally gay”

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  34. Mal | June 23, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    @29 I hate Perez, and I don’t read his site at all. Never really did. Just enough to know I can’t stand the guy.

    Last night there was a flamewar between a friend of mine, Perez, Kirstie Alley and John Mayer. No kidding. John Mayer said, and I quote, “@perezhilton I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”"

    Suddenly I like John Mayer a hell of a lot more.

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  35. Alyssa | June 23, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    I LOVE YOU FISH! YOU SAID IT! YOUR LAST SENTENCE IS PERFECT

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  36. drewski2u | June 23, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    I still don’t understand why a bunch of butt pirates were allowed to hijack the word “faggot” in the first place. When I was a kid, we said it all the time, but never in a way derogatory toward a person’s sexual orientation. If someone stole your seat on the school bus, you called him a faggot. If a dude tripped you in the cafeteria, he was a faggot. Just another word for “dickhead” or “asshole”. What are the cumguzzlers gonna claim next? “Cocksucker”? I’m serving notice to all the jizzjugglers out there. I’m taking the word faggot back.

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  37. BiPolar Randal | June 23, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    Dear Perez,
    Sometimes one cannot see the forrest for the trees and it might help to get an opinion from an outside – but similar – alliance such as the B & C AAD (Bitches and Cunts Allliance Against Defamation) or the N&S AAD (N*ggers and Spooks Alliance (and I use the word “alliance” here in the loosest most non-alliance way possible) Against Defamation. Maybe a word or two from these other fine organisations could convince GLADD to go f*ck themselves and shut their pie holes.

    Cursory,

    Randall

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  38. tori | June 23, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    WHEN THE WILL.I.AM BECOME A THUG I THINK I MISSED THE MEMO

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  39. BiPolar Randal | June 23, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Scott Thompson from Kids In The Hall says he throws faggots on the fire. True story. He’s from Canada.

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  40. Beastman AIDS | June 23, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    #29
    I read his site once and never went back. This site kicks his in the nuts because the Fish has the sort of sense of humour that appeals to people that would otherwise never care about celebrity gossip.
    Hell, I’m fucking ashamed that I know the names of all Angelinas kids but it’s a small price to pay for a good laugh every day.

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  41. RP | June 23, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    So he’s a thug? Why is he a thug? Poor Perez. Keep on digging you moron.

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  42. skweegee | June 23, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    I don’t live in the States so if anyone could slug this loser in the face for me that would be greatly appreciated. Just say oogity boogity boo!! He’ll know who it’s from.

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  43. Rodie Rodent | June 23, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    For more on Perez and all his recent problems, go to http://www.RumorRat.com

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  44. JoeyJoJo.Mybrute.com | June 23, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    I guess it gives to meaning to “It takes one to know one” doesn’t it?

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  45. Anon | June 23, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    #37
    Good point.
    Faggots are food over here but people don’t like you calling them that.
    I bet it won’t be long before some sensitive do-gooder with too much time on his hands and not enough common sense will get the name changed so they can feel better they got rid off this gay hating food.

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  46. mizzty | June 23, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    I am continually baffeled that anyone would ever read his blog, his writing is dull, unfunny and childish

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  47. Ananana | June 23, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    i hope this “incident” will encourage more people to punch him. especially the gays. i love to watch gay fights.

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  48. Anon | June 23, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    #48

    Hahaha. So is gay fight the new cat fight?
    Same amount of hair pulling but less sexy…
    hmm…
    no definitely less sexy.

    I was never confused.

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  49. Beau Zo | June 23, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    What I want to know, is there a line available to hit, be-atch slap or otherwise whack Perez? If so, where is it so I can join!

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