Perez Hilton getting punched in the face (Photo)

June 24th, 2009 // 159 Comments

A reader on Canadian gossip site DrinkTheGlitter.com managed to snap a photo of Perez Hilton taking a fist in the mouth Sunday night in Toronto. Almost equally as amusing is Lady Gaga off to the side while the crowd stands there and fucking smiles. You’d think they were watching the Baby Jesus get a nose kiss from a puppy. That’s how happy they look.

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  1. Anon

    Other than a video where he cried the night it happened why hasn’t Pariz Hilton said anything on his website?

    This seems like the sort of thing he would write about

    You know it’s about him.

    BTW I’ve only visited it since this has happened to see more of his deluded responses.

  2. #49 – Toot? Pfffffft… you don’t make no toot when you fart, butt boy…

  3. GOP2012

    Karma’s a bitch too, huh Mario?

  4. Ed

    That sure looks like a white fist to me……. and there’s little Perez with his mouth open.
    “Oh, I don’t believe in violence….” he says.
    Well, then get your silly ass kicked.
    After all the crap this “guy” pedals on his website I’m surprised that this is the only well deserved ass whooping he’s gotten. What a stupid bitch!!!

  5. DrainBamaged

    Oh dear. Fine let me “intellectualize” it for you then.
    Celebrities hold themselves up for ridicule because of who they are, that’s the nature of the beast. The Superficial writer isn’t particularly vicious in my opinion.

    This mongoloid idiot who is openly gay, used a slur against people of his own sexual orientation and is surprised when the sh*t starts raining down.

    I mean he’s so pathetic he used twitter to urge his….ugh….followers I’d guess you’d call them to call the cops.
    The line about an apology from GLAAD is the Coup de grâce though.
    Perez shouldn’t be allowed the oxygen of publicity, let alone regular oxygen
    The only thing I’m upset about in this hold situation is that there wasn’t a straight right to his mouth as well as the hook to his eye.

  6. DrainBamaged

    Oh dear. Fine let me “intellectualize” it for you then.
    @49
    Celebrities hold themselves up for ridicule because of who they are, that’s the nature of the beast. The Superficial writer isn’t particularly vicious in my opinion.

    This mongoloid idiot who is openly gay, used a slur against people of his own sexual orientation and is surprised when the sh*t starts raining down.

    I mean he’s so pathetic he used twitter to urge his….ugh….followers I’d guess you’d call them to call the cops.
    The line about an apology from GLAAD is the Coup de grâce though.
    Perez shouldn’t be allowed the oxygen of publicity, let alone regular oxygen
    The only thing I’m upset about in this hold situation is that there wasn’t a straight right to his mouth as well as the hook to his eye.

  7. Yoda

    #39 is a closet case.

  8. Jay

    Once a drama queen, always a drama queen. That’s what happen when a drama mama lip off to the wrong person. Since Hilton is too stupid to learn him lesson we can look to it happenin again.

  9. Leroy

    He was actually waiting for the PORK sword of Damocles…
    Ahhhhh, sweet, sweet hubris.

  10. Mario, get the fuck off this site you fat whore.

  11. DCMikeRotch

    PERSONS OF GAYNESS ARE IN THE GREATEST CIVIL RIGHTS STRUGGLE OF OUR TIME THEY ARE HAVING THEIR RIGHTS OPPRESSED THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE UNCONSTITUTIONAL OPPRESSION OF THE HOMOSEXUAL GAY LESBIAN TRANSGENDER BISEXUAL AND BRAVO COMMUNITY

    Not the kind of fisting Perez was hoping for…

  12. bUZZTOE

    Fidel Castro called – he wants his favorite ass-pirate back home.

  13. choxie

    Heh, would be funny to just see celebrities start punching him every time he shows his face around events. Sure the first two or three might get popped by the law, but eventually they’ll start to see that he is an aggravating little taint stain and that he brings it on himself.

  14. pouring reign

    Like the guy in the middle looks like ‘duh, I’mma gettin’ the hell outta here!’ Okaaay!

  15. DianaMad

    THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL VISIT THIS SITE. ALL YOU CELEBRITY GOSSIP BLOGGERS COPIED PEREZ HILTON. MAKE MONEY OFF HIS FUCKING IDEA. TALK SHIT ABOUT CELEBRITIES ALL DAY. AND WHEN SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TO PEREZ, YOU LAUGH. THIS IS NOT A FUNNY MATTER AT ALL. FUCKING LOSERS! I AM GONNA BOYCOTT THIS SHITTY SITE!

  16. Kukita

    That’s a brown fist. It was the manager who punched him. Polo Molina. What a cholo!

  17. sunshine

    #14 – Mystery solved, you are a crack detective! Get it?? haha ~ You are hilarious, your comment wins the prize today for sure.

  18. #66 – But… but… how will I sleep..? Oh, that’s right, I sleep more soundly when the douches are gone… so by your rationale, I shouldn’t be making fun of you for using a first generation Apple with a monochrome display and a 16MB HD to go along with it’s dual 5.25″ floppies to connect to the internet because you know, everyone else copied off of it..? You’re a cock.

  19. HAHA!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Jim Lahey

    He’s just upset that the fist went in the wrong place. “Wasted fisting”

  21. Maniacfive

    Perez needs to man up. being Gay doesnt mean he needs to bitch out and start twittering in every stressful situation.

    though why the hell would i give him advice? I hate him. Im glad he got punched in the face. Pity he lived.

  22. More Britney

    I don’t think that’s the type of facial fagtard Hilton had in mind.

    Serves the bitch right.

  23. rrrrrrrr

    Perez is such a bastard and bastards make it a habit of asking for it. There are some people who seriously take advantage of “zero tolerance” by antagonizing all they want presuming the worst, basically getting their ass whooped, will never happen to them.

    Turn the other cheek, you stupid sack of shit, Perez.

  24. LPB

    Who’s the c_nt now?

  25. Delgo

    I need him in the military.

  26. Iambananas

    THAT”S for Miss California, queerbie!!!!

  27. K

    About it being a white hand- Perez never said Will I Am punched him. He said it was someone WITH Will I Am, who was most likely sent by him. So, no, Will I Am is not “in the clear.”

  28. Superbiggerevil

    I guess he takes a dick to the mouth alot better than a fist?

  29. miloe

    i dont really see how anybody can make out that lady gaga is smileying…

    ?!

  30. Mojorider22tm

    That does not look like a black fist, a white one actually and so does the arm. and if he thinks Will.I.Am is a “Thug dressed as a musician” I would love to see what he would say to Dre, Snoop, and anyone in the old rap business where it wasnt uncommon for someone to get shot for over stepping their bounds. Perez needs to wake up and realise how lucky he is that Will.I.Am is actually a pretty mellow and decent person. on all the vids I have seen of the ” Assult” it was Perez yelling and being disrespectful while Will is quiet and also walks away.

  31. tootiep

    He shouldnt be too upset, I heard he always wanted to be fisted …

  32. budah

    looser

  33. gh

    I don’t mind seeing this at all. Is perez even a real first name? Nope. It’s a last name. And he’s a fool.

  34. Lolocaust

    @45
    I think someone needs to learn you the definition of a sucker punch, because that was not a sucker punch.

  35. Wait

    #66 – Perez? Is that you? You KNOW that douchebag is trolling the web right now to see what people are saying about this.

  36. bob

    IT WASN’T wILL i AM WHO PUNCHED HIM DOUSHES!! It was will’s manager. that’s why it’s not a “black fist” you fucking assholes.

  37. Price

    what a jackass he has been needing that for a long time .i wish it was a boot

  38. Beastman AIDS

    I agree that saying “he deserves it because he’s always bagging on celebrities” is a reduntant statement because fish does the exact same.

    The reason Perez deserves it is because he throws fucking tanties on vlogs and thinks he’s a celebrity too.
    And anyway – Fish would probably roundhouse any attackers in the jaw with his testicles and call it a day in this scenario.

  39. el ces

    Yes!

    Knock him the fuzz out!

  40. ThrowPerezunderabusliterally

    Next time, use brass knucks for God sakes. And make your fist think like a cock and aim for his mouth.

  41. .

    The superficial writer isn’t much better than Perez. He hides behind anonimity to avoid any kind of retribution for the things he says about people. At least Perez puts himself out there for people to critisize and feud with. The fact that the Superficial writer’s whole shtick is to be sexist means he has to keep up the role of the faceless man who judges but is never judged. Now I understand that he may not want any fame, or to be recognisable, thats fair enough, but all the body critisism is starting to become too much for most female readers.
    I wouldn’t be saying this if he (or however many writers there are or have been) hadn’t become so sexist in the last couple of years. Its sad because I used to like this site. I mostly read Jezebel.com now.

  42. Deuce Bigalow

    #43 – Thanks for backing #31′s post! Brilliant…

  43. Crappola

    :)

  44. joe blow

    There’s one thing missing from the picture: A set of brass knuckles on the hand that’s punching that lame motherfucker in the head.

  45. K

    Perez never said “Will.I.Am” (or whatever that joke-of-a-musician is named) punched him. He said it was a member of said “musician’s” entourage. So please, everyone stop saying “LIKE OMG THAT’S NOT WILL.I.AM’S HAND!!!”

  46. When I learned that he was gay by looking at a picture of him, I thought it was fun to see him get punched.

  47. Darth

    Is somebody pulling his ear?

  48. andrea

    I used to LOVE Perez Hilton, but that little bitch is a fucking drama queen. Like David Arquette said on Jimmy Kimmel last night, he loves all the gays… except Perez Hilton.

  49. Nero

    It’s a pity that he isn’t wearing a Victorian sailor-outfit.

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