Perez Hilton getting punched in the face (Photo)

June 24th, 2009 // 159 Comments

A reader on Canadian gossip site DrinkTheGlitter.com managed to snap a photo of Perez Hilton taking a fist in the mouth Sunday night in Toronto. Almost equally as amusing is Lady Gaga off to the side while the crowd stands there and fucking smiles. You’d think they were watching the Baby Jesus get a nose kiss from a puppy. That’s how happy they look.

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  1. Bmurphy72

    That doesn’t look like a black fist…..

  2. Bmurphy72

    That doesn’t look like a black fist…..

  3. Rockefeller

    First!

  4. M

    It doesn’t look like that fist is anywhere near his face or mouth.

  5. Expert

    lady guy guy looks like a midget. perez hilton seems like the kind of gay guy that is gay cuz no chicks will fuck him.

  6. chango666

    HA HA HA . . .screaming like the little bitch he/she is . . .

    Punch that fucker again and again and again and then one more time . . .

  7. sara

    perez hilton is SUCH a weird name.

  8. MDiz

    Eat fist fruitcup!

  9. they should have hit him harder and knocked him the FK out!

  10. hahaha probably the first time perez complain about a fist…

  11. Batman

    what rhymes with a douche who had it coming getting punched in the mouth?

    “i’ll have two raspberry jellies and a small coffee, double-double.”

    that’s what, motherfucker.

  12. Eric

    I think Wil.I.am is in the clear

  13. Newcastle

    What a vagina.

  14. havoc

    Are you sure he’s getting punched? He could just be getting nailed in the ass from the guy behind him. I’m sure that face he’s making isn’t the first time….

    .

  15. chango666

    #14 . . . . that’s some funny shit . . .

  16. John

    Disgusting!.
    Its bad enough we got women cat fighting – now we got fags doing it!

    That whole crowd prolly got AIDS

  17. Flippy O'Toole

    “hahaha probably the first time perez complain about a fist…”

    —-

    heh.

    “Violence is never the answer”. It is if the question is ‘What is the best way to express displeasure at Perez Hilton?’

  18. Kasey

    Are you serious? That fist definitely doesn’t belong to Will.I.Am. Perez is an attention whore. He’s still spouting off about getting punched in the face. Who caressss?

  19. Kasey

    Are you serious? That fist definitely doesn’t belong to Will.I.Am. Perez is an attention whore. He’s still spouting off about getting punched in the face. Who caressss?

  20. Kasey

    Are you serious? That fist definitely doesn’t belong to Will.I.Am. Perez is an attention whore. He’s still spouting off about getting punched in the face. Who caressss?

  21. Kasey

    Are you serious? That fist definitely doesn’t belong to Will.I.Am. Perez is an attention whore. He’s still spouting off about getting punched in the face. Who caressss?

  22. Max Planck

    Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

  23. SomeChick

    HA! If he turned his head like that, how did he get ’3 or 4′ punches in? And it kinda looks like all the bystanders are doing everything they can to keep him there.

    ‘Step right up, folks! 5 swings for a dollar, 20 for 3… Everyone’s a winnerrrr’

  24. Toot

    IF BEING AN ASSHOLE JUSTIFIES GETTING PUNCHED THEN THE SUPERFICIAL WRITER DESERVES TO BE KICKED IN THE BALLS EVERY FUCKING DAY

  25. Eoin

    This is the greatest pic ever….it will be my new screensaver and I will vote for Will.I.Am as Time’s man of the year…actually he’ll get second to the great hero who actually punched that fame-whore douche! VIVA LA CANADA!!

  26. DrainBamaged

    @24

    Perez?

  27. Deacon Jones

    I’m surprised you haven’t posted J-Lo’s nip-slip FISH

  28. Evil

    @24 He knows better that to do it to someone’s face, and at least he’s fair and occasionally funny about it.

  29. Jeezy

    Where the fuck is the punch?

  30. I can only see STARS! DUH!

  31. This Is Me Posting

    Watching Americans doing stupid shit is hilarious to Canadians.

    That’s why they’re just standing there watching and smiling. I guarantee that half those dudes are saying: “Look at this shit. Fuckin’ Americans…”

  32. andi

    this is awesome, perez deserves to be knocked down a few pegs off that high horse he’s been riding. as a gay man i find him an absolute embarrassment to the community and cannot believe he had the audacity to call someone a fag, and then want an apology from GLAAD for not supporting him… TOOL

  33. No GayTards

    Dude…..even fags are racist. Always gotta blame the black guy!

  34. just

    His aim is to be hated. This punch was LONG overdue. Inevitably he will milk this for ALL it’s worth.

  35. Yoda

    #16, you’re a fucking idiot.

    #32, I agree totally. As a fellow queer, I’d love to knock this little bitch in the mouth a few times myself.

  36. Toot

    IT’S HYPOCRITICAL TO PRAISE SOMEONE HURTING A PERSON DUE TO WORDS WHEN THE SUPERFICIAL WRITER SAYS SHIT ABOUT CELEB ALL THE TIME. EXCEPT THE SUPERFICIAL WRITER IS A PUSSY AND WOULD NEVER SHOW HIS FACE OR NAME.

  37. hes a tub of lard, that wants people to love him.
    who gets people to like them by drawing a penis alover there photo?
    ..
    ..
    i know someones going to comeup with a smart one for that.

  38. Dogface

    Freakin wimpy-assed fuckface whinning crybaby. Too bad he wasn’t FUBARed. If the crowd had been asked to join in, there may have been a real party…..

  39. nonya

    He’s a fag, he should be shot and killed as should all faggots!

  40. Carrie P

    Thats for all the beauty queen bimbos that are mad at him for asking such a gay question at the final.

  41. Rob

    I’d love to see “Mario” visit any small town in America where they do this shit for fun on a daily basis. Look at him cry like a little bitch. What would happen if he REALLY got his ass kicked? Pathetic.

  42. Jay

    @31 that’s cool, as Americans we don’t even acknoweledge Canadians =)

  43. jake_ryan_hot

    Hey Toot on 24 and 36,

    This shit is hysterical. Perez is a total hypocrite! When Jesse Metcalf got sucker punced outside of a nightclub, Perez commented that Metcalf had it coming and that he finally got what he deserved. For what? Being a c-list actor that probably rebuffed Perez’s short-cock advances? My favorite part of the video he posted is when he goes on about, “Blood has been drawn!” You got punched in the face big sissy, not shot in Iraq. What a drama queen. How happy is Carrie Prejean, the ex Miss California is right now? Happier than Perez getting fisted by Will.i.am AND Polo at the same time. That’s pretty fucking happy.

  44. Seriously

    First of all, it was not Will that socked Perez. It was tour manager Polo. Second, any straight dude who sucker punches a gay guy is GAY! #36 is totally right, at least Perez has the nuts to bash people and show his face all around town. That’s more balls than the jock-type dudes that comment on this thread. The tour manager is SO stupid…what is there to gain for sucker punching a gay dude? That’s not something to brag about plus he was booked for it. So it’s a lose, lose situation. And why does Will.i.Am’s tour manager have to do the dirty work…who’s gay now?

  45. WJ

    Doesn’t this guy look like Spencer Pratt’s retarted little brother?

    MAYBE IT COULD BE….?
    Tthey’re both bags of doush… CHECK

    They both like to start trouble…. CHECK

    We don’t know why either of them are famous? CHECK

    It could be true they seem to have come from the same gene pool.

  46. DrainBamaged

    @36

    Damn it Perez, go back to your own site!

  47. TO M*THERFUCKING OT

    @47
    Fucking pussy. Why don’t you address the point I just made?

  48. missywissy

    To “Fish”,
    I was laughing my ass off the last few days at your posts, and now your back to inserting “baby Jesus”. Why do you resort to this? Out of funny material? I mean, I don’t see you mocking Mohammad, Buddha, Bai a llah, Krishna, Satan, etc? Why Jesus all the time? Do you hate Jesus Christ?

    A loyal reader,
    Melissa

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