Goddammit, Gwyneth Paltrow Has An Iron Man Suit

Considering LEGO already showed a minifigure of it last month and above is the newest TV spot that will be broadcast fucking everywhere, finding out Gwyneth Paltrow gets her own Iron Man armor in Iron Man 3 really doesn’t count as a spoiler anymore, so everybody who’s about to say it does, put your inhalers anyway. We’re kin. Not to mention we should be celebrating an Iron Man movie that finally sets aside convention to show us a new breed of superhero who sprays kale cleanses in the face of the poor. “Your days of irregular bowels over, ruffian. Take that!” *lights shanty town on fire with rocket boots*