And just like me in the sack, our People’s Choice Awards coverage is over as soon as it began and may or may not have gone through your purse strictly for exploratory purposes. (What don’t you keep in those things?) Anyway, here’s Miley Cyrus along with Nina Dobrev, Julianne Hough, Ashley Greene and Jennifer Lawrence who didn’t deserve their own galleries because you have to earn that right – with cleavage. It’s a regal process rich with pageantry. Trust me.
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How stoned is Miley right here?
If she covers up the teeth (difficult) and tats (she’ll be covered with ‘em in a decade) old pumpkinhead ain’t so bad.
My girl had this dribble on while I was fixing our dining room table last night….holy shit. Just listening to the audio of the dialogue during this show dropped my IQ. I think I heard my brain {POP}.
It was fucking awful.
Agreed! I had to switch it off. American Restoration was way better!
*drivel
I’m going to attempt a Billy Ray Cyrus impression. Cowboy scarf is on, hat pulled over my eyes. Here goes.
“You shore look purdy, honey. Daddy has some timber in his pants tonight.”
Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
“You sure am handsome, Lemon.”
Interesting dress Miley is wearing. What do you call that part in the back? Butt flap? Crack cover? Ass appendage? Help me out here!
I adore the color accents on the dress.
Cut the shoes off again I see. *sigh*
Memo to all award shows:
If your award show is recognizing Miley Cyrus, you’re doing it wrong.
Thank you.
From the front the dress is okay, she’s very beautiful.
Still waiting for that sex tape…
This is one weird looking dress.
this way, without her sickmaking smile, she looks more or less like hayden pannitiere.
………….THIS IS A COMPLIMENT.
nose job?
Is that a hemorrhoid cushion she’s smuggling back there?
She looks very nice. I like the new and improved Miley.
While I do appreciate the non-trash look, I must observe that, with enough hairdressers, make-up artists, and designer gowns, half the check-out girls at my local supermarket would look better.
Agreed. Even if you drop thousands of dollars to make it smell better, trash is trash.
One of the best looks of the night. I think this is the best Miley has ever looked.
Gross tatoos.
POOPERS choice awards more like it
I didn’t realize it was a full moon (face) Tuesday night…
Glad she didn’t let it all hang out like starved actresses do. Refreshing!
Picture 17. Nobody(who likes women) can look at that picture of Miley and say shes not totally f*ckable. Or all the others for that matter.