People you don’t care about do spousal things

August 15th, 2006 // 65 Comments
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Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson have separated after nearly six years of marriage. When asked why, Kate Hudson replied: ” Where are my power crystals? I’m fucking crazy!”

Brad Garrett and Jill Diven secretly divorced a year ago after seven years of marriage, not even telling his coworkers or his parents. Most likely for fear they’d chase him into the mountains with pitchforks. Get it? Because he’s a huge. Like some horrible ogre.

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards announced yesterday that they’ve reached an amicable resolution to their divorce case, though no other details were revealed. Except for one: I can rip a ninja in half with my bare hands.

NOTE: Despite being insane, that’s the cutest picture of Kate Hudson ever. She might as well be a puppy playing with some kittens. Although I can’t say I agree with the hairstyle she’s chosen for her son.

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  1. twzzlrgirl

    “Gender fascists.” Hmmm. No. I don’t care what kind of hair the kid has. But, what effect do YOU think it will have on him when strangers keep telling him what a pretty girl he is. Might be just a little embarrassing don’t you think?

    Or don’t you think?? Ever.

  2. pagebetty

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    ========= Gorgeous or not, her voice is amazing! Haters.

  3. ellaminnowpea

    @28 – your #2 comment–we’ve said that for years at our house! Who would chance his mangled genes in a pregnancy?!? We also believe that once she got a glimpse at what heinous offspring CR is capable of producing, well, that pretty much shut down that marriage.

    @33 – Right On! – Good Call!!!

    @35 & 37 – Once again-reason to divorce-once you see offspring like that…she looks more like Liza Minelli’s daughter-she’ll probably be playing Liza in a biopic before we know it…..

  4. twzzlrgirl

    #33 — unbelievable. It’s happening already!

  5. Stars755

    Kate’s Mom Goldie Hawn is jewish, therefore in jewish tradition, boys do no get their hair cut till their 3rd birthday.

  6. Stars755

    Kate’s Mom Goldie Hawn is jewish, therefore in jewish tradition, boys do not get their hair cut before their 3rd birthday.

  7. Stars755

    Kate’s Mom Goldie Hawn is jewish, therefore in jewish tradition, boys do not get their hair cut before their 3rd birthday.

  8. Stars755

    Kate’s mom Goldie is jewish and by jewish tradition, boys don’t get their hair cut till their 3rd birthday. Don’t you people know anything?

  9. Kate’s mom Goldie is jewish and by jewish tradition, boys don’t get their hair cut till their 3rd birthday. Don’t you people know anything?

  10. Kate’s mom Goldie is jewish and by jewish tradition, boys don’t get their hair cut till their 3rd birthday. Don’t you people know anything?

  11. Kate’s mom Goldie is jewish and by jewish tradition, boys don’t get their hair cut till their 3rd birthday. Don’t you people know anything?

  12. Stars755

    Kate’s mom Goldie is jewish and by jewish tradition, boys don’t get their hair cut till their 3rd birthday. Don’t you people know anything?

  13. Stars755

    Kate’s mom Goldie is jewish and by jewish tradition, boys don’t get their hair cut till their 3rd birthday. Don’t you people know anything?

  14. yeah, i don’t really care

  15. dan

    It’s a very surprise to learn that KATE HUDSON, one my favorite actress is jewish and she’s respect the tradition.I believed that Kate was catholic because she’s blond and his face is tipically european but it’s not the reality.Kate is a great representent of his jewish community because we can admit that kate is pretty.I would say that Kate HUDSON is always one of the most beautiful actress because she’s a great comedian,she’s talented, nicest and prettiest and suddenly Kate is very sexy.
    I realy like KATE HUDSON !!!

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