Brad Garrett and Jill Diven secretly divorced a year ago after seven years of marriage, not even telling his coworkers or his parents. Most likely for fear they’d chase him into the mountains with pitchforks. Get it? Because he’s a huge. Like some horrible ogre.
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards announced yesterday that they’ve reached an amicable resolution to their divorce case, though no other details were revealed. Except for one: I can rip a ninja in half with my bare hands.
NOTE: Despite being insane, that’s the cutest picture of Kate Hudson ever. She might as well be a puppy playing with some kittens. Although I can’t say I agree with the hairstyle she’s chosen for her son.