While your first reaction might be, “Why am I looking at photos of Pocahontas right after she ate Lewis and Clark?” These are actually shots of Snooki at a Virgin event in Jersey over the weekend where she was basically paid to flash an entire audience her panties per her accord with The Beast. Although in fairness, I should be impressed she actually wore them because this thing could’ve gone eight different shades of wrong. Namely old people swearing they just saw a free Grand Slam breakfast and suddenly we’re all federally mandated to chaperone the elderly to prevent another stampede. Those people should give us cookies and/or five dollar bills then erratically drive home. That’s the natural way.
Photos: Splash News, WENN
Gack… she looks worse than ever here.
LOLOL. Damn Snookie, looking kind of high here.
Yum!
worst picture of her ever! how embarrassing!
Sacajawea! Not Pocahontas. But I still laughed.
she looks like a chubby old man.
She looks like a gorilla….good lord!!!!
snookie needs a pocked”ass”hanta….