Someone Paid Money For This

October 25th, 2010 // 72 Comments

While your first reaction might be, “Why am I looking at photos of Pocahontas right after she ate Lewis and Clark?” These are actually shots of Snooki at a Virgin event in Jersey over the weekend where she was basically paid to flash an entire audience her panties per her accord with The Beast. Although in fairness, I should be impressed she actually wore them because this thing could’ve gone eight different shades of wrong. Namely old people swearing they just saw a free Grand Slam breakfast and suddenly we’re all federally mandated to chaperone the elderly to prevent another stampede. Those people should give us cookies and/or five dollar bills then erratically drive home. That’s the natural way.

Photos: Splash News, WENN

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  1. Snooki Flashes Her Panties at Virgin Event
    meh
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    Gack… she looks worse than ever here.

  2. Snooki Flashes Her Panties at Virgin Event
    meh
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    LOLOL. Damn Snookie, looking kind of high here.

  3. I'd pay to hit it

    Yum!

  4. Snooki Flashes Her Panties at Virgin Event
    Lissa
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    worst picture of her ever! how embarrassing!

  5. Brooke

    Sacajawea! Not Pocahontas. But I still laughed.

  6. Snooki Flashes Her Panties at Virgin Event
    Lissa
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    she looks like a chubby old man.

  7. Snooki Flashes Her Panties at Virgin Event
    Robin
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    She looks like a gorilla….good lord!!!!

  8. Snooki Flashes Her Panties at Virgin Event
    Louie
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    snookie needs a pocked”ass”hanta….

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