While your first reaction might be, “Why am I looking at photos of Pocahontas right after she ate Lewis and Clark?” These are actually shots of Snooki at a Virgin event in Jersey over the weekend where she was basically paid to flash an entire audience her panties per her accord with The Beast. Although in fairness, I should be impressed she actually wore them because this thing could’ve gone eight different shades of wrong. Namely old people swearing they just saw a free Grand Slam breakfast and suddenly we’re all federally mandated to chaperone the elderly to prevent another stampede. Those people should give us cookies and/or five dollar bills then erratically drive home. That’s the natural way.
Photos: Splash News, WENN
FIRST LADY BLAH
I’m Lady Blah Blah damn it! Someone congratulate me on being First (or being fisted – I can’t remember which….)
Congrats. Happy now…LOL!
YUMMERZZZ I’D HIT IT!!!!!!
snookie want smoosh smoosh
she is the most gross person !!
What a fat disgusting pig, well on the road to morbid obesity, a destination from which she will never return. I wouldn’t even fuck her with the Geekologie writer’s dick, she’ll be 300 pounds sooner rather than later.
Damn, I’ll be glad when this bitch’s 15 minutes is up!
oh my.
I can’t believe I just watched 19 pictures of this crap.
the poor girl really has no good angles.
She looks like a piece of deep fried beef jerkey rolled in pubes! Yummy!
Snookie want SMOOSH SMOOSH
It’s never pretty when midgets start to really pork up. This girl looks as if she is gaining weight rapidly.
Why, for the love of god, must we be subjected to this troll? Know what’s sad? Playboy will prolly offer Snooki a photo spread cause they can’t get anyone else to pose nude for them lmfao
No what is sad is it will require a two page spread to show this porker…
haha.
Yeah, but I don’t think they will be able to afford her 6-ton Bacon wrapped butter asking price.
I should have avoided this one, im going to burn my ears deaf, poke my eyes blind, melt my nose closed, curl up and slowly die because i just don’t know what else to do now.
Stripes are DEFINATELY not for her. She looks like a fatter version of an Ooompa Lumpa. THANK YOU GOD for this creature wearing panties..I’m in no mood to play “Another round of guess what lunchmeat Snooki’s vagina resembles!”
Oh and nice white “chip clip” she is holding…they went out in the 80′s and only stylists use them to section hair..not fashionable hair wear..go back to wearing your “Bump it,” you so proudly endorse.
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I don’t understand what you are trying to say I can only see part of your post.
she just keeps getting fatter
she’s waiting on the deal with IHOP to be finalized…then she can finally show that blue waffle to the world!
Piss off with these irrelevant posts..selling knock-offs to support Al-Qaeda
Ass hat.
Horizontal stripes on a fat midget………let’s start a new trend for fall fashion.
While your first reaction might be, “Why am I looking at photos of Pocahontas right after she ate Lewis and Clark?”
LMFAO!
That one right there’s a keeper……
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Havoc posted:
While your first reaction might be, “Why am I looking at photos of Pocahontas right after she ate Lewis and Clark?”
LMFAO!
That one right there’s a keeper……
I have to agree…the best laugh I’ve had in weeks.
Didn’t Sacajewea eat Lewis and Clark?
I can’t hate on Snooki. She’s harmless.
I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth….
Why does she always wear tight short clothing? You know why???? because regardless of how hideous she looks, there is always one man in every bar that will be drunk enough or have a lack of taste that will tell her how hot she looks and then take her home and fuck her.
It’s THOSE MEN that must be apprehended and shot immediately. They feed this heifers ego.
hate this fuckin pig, she is so gross. nothing going for her whatsoever…
P.S. YOU ARE NOT ITAILAN FAKE ASS CUNT. STOP PRETENDING BITCH. YOU’RE AS FAKE AS J-WOWWS ODDLY SPACED TITS SKANK!!!!!!!
Thanks for the pics Fish…
Totally reminded me to check on my pork belly futures…
omg no pupils kill it with fire
Please please please make it stop :-(
It looks like a dirty oompa loompa hippie
I’m gonna be this person and I’m sorry Lewis and Clark hung out with Sacagawea. Pocahontas hung out with John Smith.
Not as sorry as Lewis and Clark were.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW she really did blow up eh? Being vertically challenged myself even I know that even just 5 pounds is exponentially more noticeable on us then our averaged height friends. The spray tan and troweled on make up makes her look 20 years older than she is. Isn’t she supposed to be 23 ?? Who ever her stylist is needs to be fired.
Pocahontas was not Lewis and Clark… it was Sacajawea … just sayin…
Pocahontas was a Disney character, Sacajawea was with Lewis and Clark, and is on a dollar coin to commemorate her helping them explore all the land we stole from her people.
No body stole her land it’s misplaced between her leg’s
she is HUGE!!!
And this orange chunk makes more money than the President. I am oppressed.
Pocafatass
snooki pics should start getting labeled as NSFW
What a pig
DO NOT defame my people by associating that, That… unnamble thing with Pocahontas!
That’s it! Enough talk about Mexico. Jersey’s borders need to be shut down! Where’s the damn Arizona border patrol when you need them?!
Someone wrote a gossip article about this.
cute mustache
She looks like somebody blew her up with a bicycle pump, maybe if she keeps eating, Macy’s can use her as a float in the Thanksgiving parade.
what a roll
What a pig.
Yuck, why is this obese, disgusting nobody even famous?
mapuche whale
omg still applying make-up!! helooo, wake up ur ugly, no need!
her eye lashes.. oooooooooh kill me please
…she looks like a fat assed Cher…
Is she getting fatter/weirder/uglier or is it just these fifty photos?
I’d see something pink.But how do we know for sure these are her panties folks!?
Isn’t she afraid for catching a cold?!
I don’t even want to think what Snooki is going to look like after she stops dieting and exercising?
But using the A-10 on Snooki is a real good idea! “Clean Up on Aisle 4, 5, and 6!”
Not only is the broad a CLOWN, she’s claiming the Italian gene which is a FRAUD! This dumb b!tch is Chilean and has no trace of Italian in her! Now although she is truly a disgrace to ALL women, the sad part is not only does she have a fanbase, she’s gettin hella paid for appearances! Shame on the fools who follow her and also the dumb a$$ promoters who are paying her
Oh my GAH, that headband is so ridiculous! What a moron. I can’t believe how much money she makes for being such an idiot. Makes me ill.