Someone Paid Money For This

October 25th, 2010 // 72 Comments

While your first reaction might be, “Why am I looking at photos of Pocahontas right after she ate Lewis and Clark?” These are actually shots of Snooki at a Virgin event in Jersey over the weekend where she was basically paid to flash an entire audience her panties per her accord with The Beast. Although in fairness, I should be impressed she actually wore them because this thing could’ve gone eight different shades of wrong. Namely old people swearing they just saw a free Grand Slam breakfast and suddenly we’re all federally mandated to chaperone the elderly to prevent another stampede. Those people should give us cookies and/or five dollar bills then erratically drive home. That’s the natural way.

Photos: Splash News, WENN

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  1. The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

    FIRST LADY BLAH

  2. Snooki Flashes Her Panties at Virgin Event
    solamente
    Commented on this photo:

    snookie want smoosh smoosh

  3. Snooki Flashes Her Panties at Virgin Event
    princessrosby
    Commented on this photo:

    she is the most gross person !!

  4. CS

    What a fat disgusting pig, well on the road to morbid obesity, a destination from which she will never return. I wouldn’t even fuck her with the Geekologie writer’s dick, she’ll be 300 pounds sooner rather than later.

  5. music fan

    Damn, I’ll be glad when this bitch’s 15 minutes is up!

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    mimi
    Commented on this photo:

    oh my.
    I can’t believe I just watched 19 pictures of this crap.
    the poor girl really has no good angles.

  7. Smoosh Smoosh

    She looks like a piece of deep fried beef jerkey rolled in pubes! Yummy!

  8. Cock Dr

    It’s never pretty when midgets start to really pork up. This girl looks as if she is gaining weight rapidly.

  9. Why, for the love of god, must we be subjected to this troll? Know what’s sad? Playboy will prolly offer Snooki a photo spread cause they can’t get anyone else to pose nude for them lmfao

  10. Compound9

    I should have avoided this one, im going to burn my ears deaf, poke my eyes blind, melt my nose closed, curl up and slowly die because i just don’t know what else to do now.

  11. Facebook me

    Stripes are DEFINATELY not for her. She looks like a fatter version of an Ooompa Lumpa. THANK YOU GOD for this creature wearing panties..I’m in no mood to play “Another round of guess what lunchmeat Snooki’s vagina resembles!”

    Oh and nice white “chip clip” she is holding…they went out in the 80′s and only stylists use them to section hair..not fashionable hair wear..go back to wearing your “Bump it,” you so proudly endorse.

  12. harry satchel

    …zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

  13. she just keeps getting fatter

  14. rumble grumble gurgle roar

    she’s waiting on the deal with IHOP to be finalized…then she can finally show that blue waffle to the world!

  15. Facebook me

    Piss off with these irrelevant posts..selling knock-offs to support Al-Qaeda

    Ass hat.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Horizontal stripes on a fat midget………let’s start a new trend for fall fashion.

  17. While your first reaction might be, “Why am I looking at photos of Pocahontas right after she ate Lewis and Clark?”

    LMFAO!

    That one right there’s a keeper……

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    • Stanz

      Havoc posted:
      While your first reaction might be, “Why am I looking at photos of Pocahontas right after she ate Lewis and Clark?”

      LMFAO!

      That one right there’s a keeper……

      I have to agree…the best laugh I’ve had in weeks.

  18. I can’t hate on Snooki. She’s harmless.

  19. dnkypunch

    I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth….

  20. Why does she always wear tight short clothing? You know why???? because regardless of how hideous she looks, there is always one man in every bar that will be drunk enough or have a lack of taste that will tell her how hot she looks and then take her home and fuck her.

    It’s THOSE MEN that must be apprehended and shot immediately. They feed this heifers ego.

  21. Pauly D

    hate this fuckin pig, she is so gross. nothing going for her whatsoever…

    P.S. YOU ARE NOT ITAILAN FAKE ASS CUNT. STOP PRETENDING BITCH. YOU’RE AS FAKE AS J-WOWWS ODDLY SPACED TITS SKANK!!!!!!!

  22. GravyLeg

    Thanks for the pics Fish…
    Totally reminded me to check on my pork belly futures…

  23. Snooki Flashes Her Panties at Virgin Event
    nooooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    omg no pupils kill it with fire

  24. john

    Please please please make it stop :-(

  25. Aiden

    It looks like a dirty oompa loompa hippie

  26. Emily

    I’m gonna be this person and I’m sorry Lewis and Clark hung out with Sacagawea. Pocahontas hung out with John Smith.

  27. welldoneson

    The A-10 was designed to provide close air support (CAS) for ground forces by attacking tanks, armored vehicles, and other ground targets with a limited air interdiction capability. It is designed exclusively for close air support.

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    Robin
    Commented on this photo:

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW she really did blow up eh? Being vertically challenged myself even I know that even just 5 pounds is exponentially more noticeable on us then our averaged height friends. The spray tan and troweled on make up makes her look 20 years older than she is. Isn’t she supposed to be 23 ?? Who ever her stylist is needs to be fired.

  29. history... duh

    Pocahontas was not Lewis and Clark… it was Sacajawea … just sayin…

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    amj
    Commented on this photo:

    she is HUGE!!!

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    Gigs
    Commented on this photo:

    And this orange chunk makes more money than the President. I am oppressed.

  32. Ash Bones

    Pocafatass

  33. Nik

    snooki pics should start getting labeled as NSFW

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    MJ
    Commented on this photo:

    What a pig

  35. HEY!

    DO NOT defame my people by associating that, That… unnamble thing with Pocahontas!

    That’s it! Enough talk about Mexico. Jersey’s borders need to be shut down! Where’s the damn Arizona border patrol when you need them?!

  36. Jew broad

    Someone wrote a gossip article about this.

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    chynasclit
    Commented on this photo:

    cute mustache

  38. puddleduck

    She looks like somebody blew her up with a bicycle pump, maybe if she keeps eating, Macy’s can use her as a float in the Thanksgiving parade.

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    truth
    Commented on this photo:

    what a roll

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    yowillie12
    Commented on this photo:

    What a pig.

  41. Katy Perry is Trash

    Yuck, why is this obese, disgusting nobody even famous?

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    Wow
    Commented on this photo:

    mapuche whale

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    Dima
    Commented on this photo:

    omg still applying make-up!! helooo, wake up ur ugly, no need!

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    Dima
    Commented on this photo:

    her eye lashes.. oooooooooh kill me please

  45. …she looks like a fat assed Cher…

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    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she getting fatter/weirder/uglier or is it just these fifty photos?

  47. Rhialto

    I’d see something pink.But how do we know for sure these are her panties folks!?

  48. joho777

    I don’t even want to think what Snooki is going to look like after she stops dieting and exercising?

    But using the A-10 on Snooki is a real good idea! “Clean Up on Aisle 4, 5, and 6!”

  49. DC'S FINEST

    Not only is the broad a CLOWN, she’s claiming the Italian gene which is a FRAUD! This dumb b!tch is Chilean and has no trace of Italian in her! Now although she is truly a disgrace to ALL women, the sad part is not only does she have a fanbase, she’s gettin hella paid for appearances! Shame on the fools who follow her and also the dumb a$$ promoters who are paying her

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    Gack69
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my GAH, that headband is so ridiculous! What a moron. I can’t believe how much money she makes for being such an idiot. Makes me ill.

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