In these screenshots Penelope Cruz plays some sort of hot lesbian librarian in her brother Eduardo Cruz’s new music video “Cosas Que Contar.” And who’s that woman Penelope is kissing, you ask? Maybe it’s, oh I dunno, her sister Monica. The idea was cooked up by Eduardo who wanted to generate some controversial publicity, according to FOX News:
“I don’t think it was a wise move for Penelope, as she has always been considered a very classy actress and it wasn’t like she was doing this for a ground-breaking film,” said Adam Weiss, CEO of Weiss PR in New York City (who does not represent Cruz). “But then again, nothing in Hollywood is surprising. People have done worse things and become much more famous as a result.”
Wow, I can honestly say that the last two people I’d want making out in my music video would be my sisters. Unless, of course, I never wanted an erection ever again. Then, yeah, this is exactly the route I would take.
NOTE: Secret kudos to Eduardo Cruz for pulling this off. Hey, they’re not my sisters.
FromOutOfNoWhere | January 4, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Now that’s how you make a video. Classy, two girls kissing, you can never go wrong there.
Nicole Kristal | January 4, 2008 at 6:34 pm
It’s not her sister. It’s the actress from “Alias,” Mia Maestro.
ack | January 4, 2008 at 6:36 pm
i don’t think that’s her sister.
penelope is awesome.
Debagger | January 4, 2008 at 6:37 pm
When I first saw this picture I had prayed it was her sister. Is that wrong?
In any case: 17th!!!!!!!
Ript1&0 | January 4, 2008 at 6:41 pm
“Controversial publicity” = good
Giving the public something to hurl to = bad
Find another way Eduardo, please man.
Do_FreeBird | January 4, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Hot? that’s not hot. A little nip on a lip? LIcking each others faces is hot. Gently pinched nipples is hot. Laying on their backs while they diddle each others clits is hot. using a double dong is hot (doing it up their asses adds 50 degrees). Blowing donkeys while while plucking the 50,000 hairs on Kim Kardasians monobrow is hot. Getting fucked by Michael Vicks stable of Pit Bulls (including the dead ones) is hot………Oh I can just feel a truck load of spunk about to discharge!
Having a 3 way with Paris?
Just lost my bonner.
Erica | January 4, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Not her sister.
But still, its pretty weird to have your sister making out with another chick in your videos, no?
Rufus | January 4, 2008 at 6:47 pm
OHHH SHHHIITTTT I JUST exploded in my pants…………………………………………………………………………………………………………ahhh excuse me
Sheema | January 4, 2008 at 6:55 pm
It’s not her sister, it’s Mia Maestro, the actress who pretty much ruined Alias.
Josh | January 4, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Do_FreeBird – Well played, Sir.
Cireg | January 4, 2008 at 7:04 pm
That is not her sister….if anyone would bother watching the entire video, it’s clear that it isn’t her.
What is clear is that my abs can cut glass.
Binky | January 4, 2008 at 7:08 pm
I guess she’s just trying to get Salma jealous….
not that there’s anything wrong with that…
put the ugly people in the back | January 4, 2008 at 7:09 pm
The whole incestuous Cruz family practices scientology so they don’t really have a good grasp of reality or lets say “right” and “wrong”. The Cruz sisters will tell you that a magical alien told them to make out in order to save the universe (really it was Tom Cruise and Eduardo Cruz in a dark room under a big lumpy blanket doing it doggy style flaling around yelling out in panting cracking voice “kiss your sister Peneloppe kiss your sister”(conveniantly the alien, I mean homo scientology douches, had a video camera set up). Anyway if you were a dumbass taco skank, or two, brainwashed by scientology you’d prabably think two sissy pigs in a blankey banging in a dark room were actually a giant outerspace funny speaking alien on an incestuous sister lovin’ mission too. The pile of dimly lit sheet covered sweaty man sex prolly looked a lot like jaba the hut if you think about it.
So of course by now you’ve figured out that Tom Cruise and the Cruz family are actually related, the genius family decided to just change the spelling of their names to lead us off their freaky trail, so which is the real spelling for the batshit crazy incest lovin’ scientology lunatics? Really no one knows it’s like the chicken and the egg, no one fucking cares cause they both taste good. What the fuck wait where did I just go? I don’t know but suddenly I want a giant chicken omelet.
daniss | January 4, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Well, It seems to be true. I got to know that her hot and mature kiss with a bisexual at bimingle.com can be also found. It looks like that she really wanna have a try.
moka | January 4, 2008 at 7:15 pm
penelope is a slut, so, what’s new with her? obviously it runs in the family, all whores in the name of fame and money.
Daniela | January 4, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Mia didn’t ruin Alias. Melissa George did. Lena Olin leaving the show on the third season and magically coming back to life ruined Alias.
And in this picture it is Mia Maestro.
me | January 4, 2008 at 7:26 pm
I saw 2 black women kissing on the animal channel. It was gross.
jimena | January 4, 2008 at 7:43 pm
that video is so wrong. and not good for Penelope at all. if there was the slightest suspect of her sluttiness, now she brought up the proof!
Hot | January 4, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Mmm two Spanish hotties. Gotta love these exotic Spanish dark haired, dark eyed, beautiful hot chicks. Like Kim K. I know Kim’s Armenian and not Spanish, but she looks like a girl from Spain anyway.
The hottest thing on Earth.
PatheticNewGuy | January 4, 2008 at 7:48 pm
That’s the ghey. No, wait. What?
X | January 4, 2008 at 7:53 pm
penelope is gross looking. like a poor cheap version of Salma
Binky | January 4, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Re#12
Cliff Notes : As long as we can watch.
Binky: Yeah – I guess that about covers it.
kels | January 4, 2008 at 7:57 pm
#19, please do not insult the beautiful spanish/latin girls. Kim K looks hella Armenian (she’s had a nose job, so don’t let her ‘latin’ fake booty and other curves fool ya.
kels | January 4, 2008 at 7:57 pm
#19, please do not insult the beautiful spanish/latin girls. Kim K looks hella Armenian (she’s had a nose job, so don’t let her ‘latin’ fake booty and other curves fool ya.
kels | January 4, 2008 at 8:00 pm
#19, please do not insult the beautiful spanish/latin girls. Kim K looks hella Armenian (she’s had a nose job, so don’t let her ‘latin’ fake booty and other curves fool ya.
Chloe | January 4, 2008 at 8:10 pm
It’s not her sister… it’s a young actress called Diana García who appeared on a mexican movie called Drama/Mex.
At Least KK Is Smarter than Kels | January 4, 2008 at 9:09 pm
#23, #24, #25, please do not insult our comprehensive ability. We understand ya fine with just one post, even if we had a fake brain like yours.
Penelope Cruz Is An Embarrassment to Other Spanish Women | January 4, 2008 at 9:10 pm
What do you expect from someone who was desperate enough to steal Tom Cruise?
Penelope Cruz Is Embarrassment to Spanish Women | January 4, 2008 at 9:13 pm
What do you expect from someone desperate enough to fuck Tom Cruise? While he was married too.
umm | January 4, 2008 at 9:16 pm
wait isnt she married to javier bardem?
rob | January 4, 2008 at 9:34 pm
i swear people reporting are morons…and this mr. superficial is the king of the dumbasses.
It’s not her sister, its the woman from the beginning of the video. If the reporters weren’t busy giving fingering your sphincter while watching 2girls1cup they might have done a good job and reported it correctly.
Bea Dyke | January 4, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Dykes are disgusting, and why do all of these stupid actresses and Hollywood Lefties want us to think that there is something wrong with the rest of us that are not Gay. What a bunch of Sickos.
Fag Hag | January 4, 2008 at 11:14 pm
This picture turns my stomach. I think I’m going to go puke now.
gerard Vandenberg | January 4, 2008 at 11:18 pm
………………………………………………..JUST SWEET!!
jane | January 4, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Sister???? Impossible!!!!!! Someone told me she saw both of them on a website seekamillionaire.com!!!!!!! Is it true?????? I’m wondering !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D. Richards (Trash.) | January 5, 2008 at 12:57 am
Jesus! How erotic is that; I’ve always wanted to fuck a couple of sisters. Oh, man!
Penelope’s brother is a genius isn’t he? Next time, I wanna see penelope eating her sister’s pussy though. Erection!
I need to see penelope’s face buried in her sister’s ass. I’d stare-on like Jack Nicholson stared at that woman – lying in the tub – in the Shining. Like a maniacal pervert.
N | January 5, 2008 at 2:08 am
errr sorry but
1—she is not her sister.Mónica Cruz is quite different from the woman she is kissing to
2–they are nos scientologist at all
3–She is not married to Javier Bardem,they are just couple,not married.
and Spanish women are sooo beautiful
N | January 5, 2008 at 2:10 am
errr sorry but
1—she is not her sister.Mónica Cruz is quite different from the woman she is kissing to
2–they are not scientologist at all
3–She is not married to Javier Bardem,they are just couple,not married.
and Spanish women are sooo beautiful
D. Richards | January 5, 2008 at 2:21 am
Well, N, Thanks-a lot.. You just ruined my erection.. Bitch.
Sandra | January 5, 2008 at 2:48 am
That’s not actually her sister Monica, that’s Mia Maestro (from Alias and Poseidon). She really similar to Monica, but most definitely not her.
Femme Dating Ally | January 5, 2008 at 5:47 am
That’s what I am looking for!! LOL Sweet kiss. You can enjoy more on http://www.femmate.com. Come on gals!
put the ugly people in the back | January 5, 2008 at 8:34 am
Of course it’s not her sister dumfucks. Most people with a brain new that but it’s way more fun pretending it is her sister and yes her family DOES practice scientology.
The girl is Mia Maestro and if you look her up on IMDb you’ll seee that she is drop dead gorgeous.
Me | January 5, 2008 at 9:20 am
ack that is her sister…the implication is disgusting, but in the end, look at angelina and her brother, and that kiss alone is what I believe made her truly a famous actress.
huh | January 5, 2008 at 10:31 am
Hmm… 40 different people so far have posted that it’s NOT her sister. But I’m gonna go ahead and still believe that it IS her sister. *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Spanky | January 5, 2008 at 11:40 am
Wait a second…that’s MY sister ! What a slut ! Man if mom finds out about this…
BaldAsBritney | January 5, 2008 at 11:48 am
Is it just me or does that 27 dresses add at the top of the page make you want to puch that Hiegl chick right in the face?
Drew B | January 5, 2008 at 11:51 am
That’s not her sister, it’s some Argentinian actress.
penelopeluvsmydong | January 5, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Spanish chicks are insanely hot. Damn, I wish I was in Spain right now. Instead, I am in texas where dangling a sack full of big macs is considered calling women. American girls suck and they really aren’t good at that.
Though I doubt that Penelope is kissing her sister, that would certainly make Christmas a little awkward if the two sisters really made out.
Mike | January 5, 2008 at 1:49 pm
That looks more like Monica Cruz than Mia Maestro.
Miles Long | January 5, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I would love to give Penelope the D. Have a nice day.