Penelope Cruz in a bikini

January 14th, 2010 // 127 Comments

Before jetting off to Rome for the premiere of Nine yesterday, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem hit the beach in Brazil where they attempted to set a new world’s record in grab-assing. They’ll of course have to compete with the time I convinced Kim Kardashian I was the President of Reality TV and basically every single morning when Tom Cruise cages an extra in a meat locker until he Greco-Roman wrestles his way out. (R.I.P. Man Buying Newspaper in Jerry Maguire. I swear you’ll be avenged. — Eventually.)

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  1. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I think those who say she’s fat do it because she used to look very different some years back -big tits yet superskinny everywhere else, her bones were really sticking out back then. Now she looks good too, but…no she never had a baby.

  2. medic1915

    i have a similar body and let me tell you, guys never complained :) i think shes gorgeous.

  3. sunshine

    Next post will be: Tom Cruise commits suicide. Wait for it.

  4. rrrippinrrrose

    girl looks good

  5. Allison

    She ain’t never had kids. So people, stop saying that. It makes you look fat.

  6. Penelope Cruz & Javier Bardem look awesome together. The pics reveal they were having too much fun.

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  10. She is looking so good.

  11. me

    an incredibly sultry sexy lady
    not as physically stunning as others
    yet very very beautiful
    she stands in a league of her own
    a true goddess !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. beautiful beach,beautiful lady

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  15. cincodemayo

    the only good post here is #85. he might be the only one who gets what wit is. i would like to by you a drink hogan–i’m not gay, either. i think penelope cruz is beautiful. and her new movie, “broken embraces,” is amazing, as are her breasts in said film–breasts that are on full display, breasts with nipples the size of nickels, and the tincture of the cherries in a norman rockwell painting.

  16. mills

    #21 she’s 35-36 now I don’t see her metabolism falling off a cliff. For christ sakes I don’t know who you guys are sleeping next to, but I would chew my arm off to get some of this action. If this is fat, then call me a hog lover. I don’t give a damn.

  17. blow! squee!!

    Give me the Penelope from Blow.
    She was so so fine back then…tight and long and willowy.
    This doesn’t even look like the same woman!

  18. Greg H

    You think he’s hittin’ that?

  19. k

    #74, you’re a moron for so many reasons… not the least of which is your vocabulary.

    “What has the world come to when we except this as good looking?”

    I think you mean “accept”

    fuckbag.

    and right on, #92.

  20. penelopefan

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  21. Awesome body (penelope), i couldn’t help grabbing her ass all the time if i was by her side, just like Javier.
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  22. floyd

    she is HOT!!!! and then SOME!!!

  23. she is HOT!!!! and then SOME!!!

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  25. laura
    Commented on this photo:

    she is GORGEOUS.

  26. laura
    Commented on this photo:

    ah fuck. i missed my opportunity to shout “first” like the rest of the people
    i’m just not cool

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